I Laughed So Fucking Hard At This

600 strike except when Odysseus drops the Trident, it's the metal pipe sound effect.

There was a dude who looked like Elon Musk in the ER.

I love the disability pride pin!

found this shwaty <3

now thats more like what my hair looks like <3

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Why do TV shows make the literal spawn of Satan so damn hot!??!

I am running on a protein bar, 2 eggs, and three glasses of Kool aid and I feel GREAT.

Just googled how to fix soft shelled books and was very confused when I received recipes for crab.

My toxic trait is that if I can't find anything I want to eat, even if I'm hungry, I won't eat at all.

Current status: laying in the locker room of another school's homecoming without being able to put my feet up to get blood back up to my brain. I can't put me feet up without showing everyone my hoo and my haa due to a short dress. And there are at least a dozen other girls around me.

My body wants me dead and humiliated.

Alice Roosevelt would be a menace if she were a part of GenZ.

Think about it. She would be the first to be arrested in protests, get bailed out immediately and become an even bigger problem.

And she would actually be someone to bring attention to actual problems by discussing them at the White House.

I love her with all of my being and strive to be as big of a nuisance as she would want me to be.

I use Gurl and Boi as gender neutral remarks