600 Strike Except When Odysseus Drops The Trident, It's The Metal Pipe Sound Effect.

Hear me out - books with blacklight ink.

It would be more efficient than glow in the dark ink because they would have to absorb light to begin with. And you could read at night in a car without blinding the driver.

You could get either a UV headlight or a UV book light.

I would spend way too much money on this

I love this so much

Idk man i have brainworms

Commissions post pinned

I can die now.

Jordan Fisher said hey to me and winked.

The Cha-cha Slide and Cupid Shuffle ain't have NOTHING on The Time Warp and you can't change my mind.

The queens as questionable Duolingo sentences!

Catalina:

Anne:

Jane:

Anna:

Katherine:

Cathy:

Me: pulls up to a stop light and the car next to has its windows down, blasting shitty music.

Also Me: Turns my volume to max and plays the Phantom of the Opera Overture to assert dominance.

If you get in my hitbox, be prepared to be hit.

Dargoa: Actual human interaction

Erik: What can therapy do for me that screaming in my gondola for 30 minutes can’t?

"Honey, I know my mom can be a bit much but I wouldn't call her a monster-in-law."

"No, I called her a Mobster-in-law."

*hears fait bada-bing bada-booms coming from the kitchen*