Sciences That Best Match The Signs

THE SIGNS AS GREEK MYTHOLOGICAL CREATURES

Aries: Chimera

Taurus: Minotaur

Gemini: Hydra

Cancer: Harpies

Leo: Manticore

Virgo: Nymphs

Libra: Sirens

Scorpio: Lamia Vampires

Sagittarius: Centaurs

Capricorn: Medusa

Aquarius: Muses

Pisces: Merpeople

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The signs as emotions you feel but don't know the word for

Aries: Hanker Sore - Finding a person so attractive it actually kinda pisses you off Taurus: Pâro - The feeling that no matter what you do it’s always wrong Gemini: Adronitis - Frustration with how long it takes to get to know someone Cancer: Anemoia - Nostalgia from a time you’ve never known Leo: Catroptric Tristesse - The sadness that you’ll never really know what other people think of you, whether good, bad or if at all Virgo: Monachopsis - The subtle but persistent feeling of being out of place Libra: Heartworm - A relationship or friendship you can’t get out of your head, which you thought had faded long ago but is somehow still alive and unfinished Scorpio: Ambedo - A kind of melancholic trance in which you become completely absorbed in vivid sensory details Sagittarius: Fata Organa - A flash of real emotion in someone sitting across the room, someone’s eyes glinting with vulnerability or cosmic boredom Capricorn: Mauerbauertraurigkeit - The unexplainable urge to push people away, even close friends or people who you really like Aquarius: Mal de Coucou - A phenomenon in which you have an active social life but very few close friends Pisces: Liberosis - The desire to care less about things

THE SIGNS AS CIRCUS PERFORMERS

Aries: Fire eater, daring and proud

Taurus: Strongman, reliable yet powerful

Gemini: Contortionist, flexible and adaptable

Cancer: Clown, silly and playful

Leo: Ringmaster, the commander and center of attention

Virgo: Tightrope walker, perfectionist and graceful

Libra: Mime, expressive and convincing

Scorpio: Magician, mysterious yet charming

Sagittarius: Daredevil, brave and optimistic

Capricorn: Juggler, concentrated and a multi-tasker

Aquarius: Acrobat, energetic and intelligent

Pisces: Trapeze Artist, free-flowing and intuitive

the signs as different smells

aries: burning butter

taurus: pineapples

gemini: fruit loops

cancer: rain

leo: coffee

virgo: salty ocean breeze

libra: fresh laundry

scorpio: hot soup

sagittarius: orange juice

capricorn: sunblock

aquarius: lavender

pisces: jasmine

Dark Zodiac

All things considered dark (not necessarily negative), strange, or occult associated with the signs.

Aries- Dragon, angry entities, bloody weapons, fire, rage/wrath, blood-lust, war, steroids, counting cards, risks, possession, thorns, enchanted weapons, hell hound, knights, and armor.

Taurus- Greedy or selfish seduction, lady in white entities, twisted or spooky trees and scary forest, violent Earth elemental, hexed treasure, werewolf, singing ghost, gemstones, black rose, black diamond, trolls, labyrinth, and magical items especially jewelry.

Gemini- Evil fairy, dark fairy, Mr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde, old insane asylums, evil twins, con man/woman, trickster, magic words, rumors, dark colored butterfly, enchanted books, and getting lost.

Cancer- Witch craft, spells, tarot cards, grudges, curses, Frankenstein Monster, full moon or moon magic, haunted houses and areas, cloak, witches hat, black cats, sea monsters, nostalgia, cursed or magic mirrors, magic candles, and the past.

Leo- Radioactive waste and danger, scandals, evil king or queen, haunted opera/theater, mutation, pyramid, magical statues or monuments, temples, sand storms, rain dances, sun dances or worshiping, supernatural energy, and fire magic.

Virgo- Dr. Frankenstein or any mad scientist, good girl/guy gone bad, general corruption, herbs and potions used in magic or spells, gnomes, dark sex, sinister deals, dead garden, an enchanted garden, and man-eating tree or plant.

Libra- Love potions and curses, ravens, werewolf, the night sky, dark beauty, lust, genie, Dorian Grey, harpy, sacred smoke, masquerades, Queen of Hearts, bad dreams, magic lanterns, and charms.  

Scorpio- Vampires, dark seduction, mystery, fortune teller, black widow, black/dark magic, underworld, voodoo, snakes, masquerades, tarot cards, black and white photos, secrets, dark sex, ravens, scorpions, dark still pool, and necromancy.

Sagittarius- Gypsy magic, fortune teller, traveling magician, traveling salesman of “medicine” and potions, wildfire, dark unicorn, dark circus or carnival, gambling and risk, General Zaroff from The Most Dangerous Game, and aggressive centaurs.

Capricorn- Horror, Gothic design, Victorian age, steampunk, spider webs, death, grim reaper, mad scientist, gargoyles, poppies, bats, a corrupt leader of a cult or underground organization, cave, dark humor, mine, graveyards, abandon buildings and places, and skeletons.

Aquarius- Dark science fiction, mad scientist, dark unicorn, storms, a corrupt leader of a cult or underground organization, magic keys, owls, Phantom from The Phantom of the Opera, corrupted technology, meditation, chaos, dark rebellion or revolution, thunderbird, aliens, portals, and dystopia.

Pisces- Ghost, mist, fog, Ouija board, medium, fortune teller, tarot cards, sea monsters, sirens, evil spirits, healing crystals, dream-catcher, nightmares, water spirits, addiction, false trust, drugs, poison, and illusions.

The Signs as Flowers

Aries: Asiatic Lily - fierce

Taurus: Orchid - wise

Gemini: Tulip - youthful

Cancer: Forget-Me-Not - gentle

Leo: Daffodil - exciting

Virgo: Queen Anne’s Lace - influential

Libra: Daisy - easygoing 

Scorpio: Iris - mysterious 

Sagittarius: Hyacinth - outgoing 

Capricorn: Gardenia - faithful

Aquarius: Amaryllis - sensitive

Pisces: Red rose - elegant

Prophecies for the Signs

ARIES: skinned knees and second chances// determination like a blade between your teeth// the summer sun; a sea of grass// the truth coming to be in groups of three

TAURUS: an upwards slope; a shedding of skin// success dangling like a medallion around your neck// the color blue// wistfulness welling up in you like a tsunami// every choice a precipice

GEMINI: selfishness or self-preservation?// your future a flash of headlights, a car veering onto your part of the sidewalk// a red string looped around your pinkie finger// the sun splitting the clouds in two

CANCER: heavy is the head that wears the crown// homesickness for someplace you haven’t been yet// a deep breath in; a straightening of your shoulders// a string of small victories// changes and compromise

LEO: a murder of crows// brown eyes// a fork in the road// an ache for something you thought you’d forgotten// holding a rose in your hand and letting it decay with indecision

VIRGO: metamorphosis// regret tucked under your tongue// a splash of watercolour// the importance of family// the slow chime of the clock, and the realization of lost time

LIBRA: isolation creeping over you like a shadow// each decision heavy in your hands// a horizon bleeding red into the sea// the promise of a better tomorrow, if you’re determined to make tomorrow a better day than today

SCORPIO: disappointment like a wasp’s sting//  silk against sun-burnt skin// warm hands sliding up the slope of your arms// suspicion sinking you six feet under

SAGITTARIUS: self-loathing and self-reflection// hope tucked into your back pocket// a bout of determination// the night air knife-sharp in your throat 

CAPRICORN: the hand pulling you out of the water is yours// trust like a sword between your shaking fingers// a reward when you least expect it// and to hold onto anger for too long is to guarantee a burn 

AQUARIUS: life is a series of falling down, only to pick yourself back up again// wishing wells and north stars// shining a light on loneliness; watching it dissipate// success and self-worth

PISCES: choices and consequences// glitter streaked across your skin like scales// true friends making themselves clear// always two steps forwards, one step back

zodiac signs as parts of a cell

Aries: nucleolus

Taurus: mitochondria

Gemini: cytoplasm

Cancer: lysosome

Leo: ribosomes

Virgo: centriole

Libra: nucleus

Scorpio: cell membrane

Pisces: bitch

Capricorn: nucleus

Aquarius: vacuole

Sagittarius: endoplasmic reticulum

The Signs as Rain

Gemini: Sudden storm that wasn't on the forecast.

Cancer: A soft drizzle that you don't need an umbrella for.

Leo: Really loud rain that you can hear even when the windows are shut.

Virgo: Not even "rain" more like mist.

Libra: The first few drops before a HUGE storm

Scorpio: A FUCKING HURRICANE

Sagittarius: Really cold rain on a hot day.

Capricorn: The extra rain drops the day after a storm that balance on leaves and fall when the wind blows.

Aquarius: A loud thunderstorm with lots of lightning and harsh wind.

Pisces: The smell before it actually starts raining.

Aries: Rain when the wind blows it sideways and you still get wet even though you have an umbrella.

Taurus: A storm that lasts for days on end.