Zodiac Signs As Parts Of A Cell

The signs as parts of a house:

Aries: a protective fence Leo: Balcony Sagittarius: door knob Taurus: lamp Virgo: intercom Capricorn: secret door Gemini: mirror Libra: bean bag chair Aquarius: curtains Cancer: garden Scorpio: bookcase Pisces: skylight

Lying Styles and Fibs Each Zodiac Sign is Notoriously Known For

Nobody is perfect and we can all agree that everyone has their weak spots. While some of us have a great poker face like the natural storyteller Gemini or the straight forward Aries, who prefers to be honest, it’s best to acquaint ourselves with our flaws. If you are a tad irritated by a loved one and their style of fibbing, keep reading to confirm your speculations. 

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CAREER CHOICES FOR THE ZODIAC SIGNS

Aries: Firefighter, police officer, defense attorney, parks and recreation, soldier, stunt person

Taurus: Gardener, chef, legal consultant, engineer, designer, artist, teacher, receptionist

Gemini: Entrepreneur, lawyer, writer, historian, comedian, computer, tech support

Cancer: Teacher, social worker, nurse, artist, chef, interior designer, real estate agent

Leo: CEO, performer, fashion designer, politician, salesperson, socialite

Virgo: Writer, doctor, counselor, critic, editor, linguist, teacher, accountant

Libra: Lawyer, diplomat, socialite, counselor, fashion designer, politician, spokesperson

Scorpio: Detective, police officer, scientist, researcher, psychologist/psychiatrist, private investigator

Sagittarius: Politician, coach, travel agent, philosopher, environmentalist, explorer, translator

Capricorn: Manager, politician, administrator, CEO, accountant, entrepreneur, private investigator

Aquarius: Scientist, pilot, astronomer, writer, musician, designer, politician, judge, social worker

Pisces: Musician, dancer, artist, entertainer, photographer, animal service, nurse

the fabrics of time

Past: Cancer, Scorpio, Pisces

Present: Aries, Leo, Sagittarius

Future: Taurus, Virgo, Capricorn

Timeless: Gemini, Libra, Aquarius

Zodiac Signs And Humor

  Aries: Goofy, Physical Humor Comes Most Naturally. These Are Some Of The Top Mimics In The Zodiac! But They Are Also Known To Be Quite Witty Out Of The Blue. Taurus: Observational Humor. They Are Usually Unintentionally Hilarious, And Can Take A Step Back And Laugh At Themselves Too! Gemini: Quick On The Uptake, They Remember Jokes Really Well And Can Laugh At Just About Anything, This Sign Is Most Prone To Making Fun Of Someone, But Not In A Mean Way, It’s Usually Because They’re Interested. Cancer: This Sign Has An Endearing Self-Deprecating Way Of Being Funny. As Simple As A Silly Facial Expression Or Pretending To Be Serious When They’re Not. Leo: This Sign Tends To Take Everything In Around Them And Deliver It Verbally With A Bit Of Exaggeration That Not Only Is Hilarious, But Leaves You Wanting To Hear More. They Know When They Have You Hooked, Too. Virgo: The Pissed, But Not Pissed, Complaining, But Not Complaining, Snarky Wit About People And Their Lives Is Usually Very Humorous And Entertaining. Libra: A Little Strife And Sarcasm Send Libra Going A Long Way! Once They Lose The Cool Exterior And Start, There’s No Stopping Their Story Telling Humor. Scorpio: Sarcasm All The Way. Comments Here, Comments There; It’s Borderline Rude, Borderline Passive Aggressive, But Funny Nonetheless! Sagittarius: Everything In Life Can Be Turned Into Some Hilarious Experience. A Combination Of Observational Humor, Sarcasm, And Exaggeration Is Where It’s At For This Sign. Capricorn: The No Smile Facade Lives Here. This Sign Can Keep A Straight Face Until They Start Laughing At Themselves With A Sharp Uptake On What’s Happening. Aquarius: Just Naturally Funny. They Don’t Really Try To Be A Joke Teller Or Anything. Often Times They’re Bewildered That They’re Being Funny And Start Laughing Right Along With The Others. Pisces: This Sign Ranges From Cute Storytelling To Down Right Obnoxious. They Milk It Too, Taking All The Time They Need To Have Your Attention And Make You Laugh.

of heaven and hell

aries: a heavenly body of grace coming to accompany a hurt soul to bring them where they belong, covered in iron armor or a white dress with a red bleed at the heart, not indicating their cause of death

taurus: a strong advisor alternating between being a welcomer at the gates of heaven as well as the gates of hell, previously a tortured soul whom has now found peace, takes on the form of a young teen

gemini: an administer of purgatory who manipulates indecisive souls, typically skips or sprints to their destination, takes on the form of a child

cancer: a scribe at the check-in of purgatory, automatically recognizes you and writes down your name, and asks you to write your signature with a feather and quill in the adjacent box with a smile, takes on the form of the first person you lost in your life

leo: a floating body with a back-lit seemingly angelic presence, generally a guide amongst the stairway to heaven, or a transporter between the various layers of hell (often lets people they deem innocent to escape), takes on the form of their favorite age of their most recent life

virgo: an esteemed coach/trainer for anyone wanting to move up from purgatory or to escape hell, granted permission to do so by the Higher Power, takes on their form of themselves one year before they died, but generally with animal-like adaptations (wings, horns, feathers, etc.)

libra: used as an exemplary for anyone in any faction of the Afterlife, has been to all three factions (for various reasons), and now cannot be reincarnated and serves as a council member of the Higher Power, is allowed to serve with one loved one, both in their form of when they first fell in love or discovered their bond

scorpio: a guardian angel who takes upon their eventual age in their twenties, however looks nothing like a stereotypical angel and is amongst the living, visible only to those who seek their help willingly

sagittarius: the guardian of all animals, who gives each animal the best care possible and finds their owners to reunite them eventually, serves with their best friend from their most recent life, and can communicate with animals they have been reincarnated as once before, takes on the same form as virgo

capricorn: the one who ties up all loose ends and makes amends between the dead and the living, (for example) if a dead soul hadn't gotten to say goodbye to a loved one, they would deliver a sense of peace to the loved one, also known as the stage of acceptance in the five stages of grief, takes on any form they wish

aquarius: a Judge apart of the Higher Power council, who determines where a person is to go; Heaven, Purgatory, etc., often feels guilt or regret toward their decisions, takes on the form of themselves during the age they were the most pure

pisces: takes on the form at which they found themselves the most beautiful, is the orchestrator of all heavenly activities, and arguably has the most envied job in all of the Afterlife

The Signs as Mermaids

aries: the mermaid with fiery red hair and a tail to match. she lays out on hot rocks in the middle of the sea, basking in the sun, tanning her skin and luring sailors to crash against the stones with coy smiles and a glint in her eye. 

taurus: the mermaid with a mane of golden hair, and a tail to match, a long neck and strong shoulders. only her voice is more stunning than her beauty, and she’s often adorned with pearls and jewels of all kinds. 

gemini: the most curious of all the mermaids. she has a tail of dark green and shimmering yellow. she loves to explore the reefs, but swims out farther than she should because she wants to see what’s out there, and goes too close to the shore because she wants to see the humans. 

cancer: the mermaid with soft, smooth skin and a pale pink tail. her eyes are always expressive—sometimes they are alight with happiness, and sometimes they burn with anger. she loves all creatures, but it’s the humans that catch her eye. she can’t help falling in love with them from afar. 

leo: the mermaid with a tail of cobalt blue, her body adorned with gold jewelry, precious stones and pearls. she is the fastest swimmer, and loves to glide across the waves, letting the current pull her, laughter bubbling at her lips and a smile in her eyes. 

virgo: a more reserved mermaid, with a tail of sparkling silver. she has spiky black hair, and skin that is paler than usual, for she spends her time exploring the caves deep below rather than the beaches above. 

libra: a regal mermaid with beauty unmatched, long, luxurious hair, and a tail of magenta and red. she is sassy and charming, sometimes sultry, but also very sweet, and always kind to those in need. 

scorpio: the mermaid with a tail of deep purple and ebony, she has piercing violet eyes and hair of midnight black. she is quiet, sultry, and intuitive, and her nails and teeth are sharp, always ready for a hunt. she is the one to brave to the storms and the rocky, wild ocean while others go off and hide. 

sagittarius: an exotic mermaid, with a tail the color of sunsets and eyes that shine like one. she has travelled far and wide, collecting artifacts and jewelry from across the world. she never stays in one place too long, but she is kind to those she meets and always has wonderful stories to tell. 

capricorn: the mermaid with a tail of deep blue, high cheekbones and a jawline like a knife. there’s always a glint in her eye, like she knows something you don’t. she is regal and independent, and doesn’t worry herself with such frivolous things as humans, but rather such frivolous things as emeralds and pearls. 

aquarius: the mermaid with flowing hair and tail of teal green and aquamarine blue. her eyes are piercing, sparkling, so intense you have to look away. she swims about the reefs, splashing in the waves and basking in the sun. she is the only one who dares to go against the currents. 

pisces: the mermaid with a tail of pale purple that sparkles silver in the moonlight. she is sweet and dreamy, letting the current pull her to and fro, making friends with all the sea creatures she meets. she loves to stay up and stargaze late at night, unafraid of the dark and wild ocean that surrounds her.

Power and Control

Power to do whatever they want: Sagittarius, Aquarius

Power as in being powerful: Aries, Leo

Control over people: Gemini, Cancer, Pisces

Control over situations: Taurus, Virgo, Libra

All of the above: Scorpio, Capricorn

The Signs Reacting to Spring

Aries: YASSS

Taurus: wow this is cool.

Gemini: Instagram's a ton of flower pictures bc artsy

Cancer: OMFG FLOWERS FLOWERS FLOWERS

Leo: YAS I WANT TO BE A BIRD AND LIVE IN THE PRETTY TREES.

Virgo: allergies but happy anyway.

Libra: Spring cleaning!!!! *throws out all winter attire*

Scorpio: YUSSSSSSSSS *rolls around in grass*

Sagittarius: *looks out window* neat.

Capricorn:I need to shave???

Aquarius: *stares dirctly at the sun* I have missed you old friend.

Pisces: PICNIC TIME HAS COME.

Signs as dog breeds

Aries: doberman pinscher

Taurus: golden retriever

Gemini: pomeranian

Cancer: chihuahua

Leo: labrador retriever

Virgo: shiba inu

Libra: collie

Scorpio: pit bull

Sagittarius: beagle

Capricorn: australian shepherd

Aquarius: bulldog

Pisces: yorkshire terrier