The Signs As Emotions You Feel But Don't Know The Word For

The Signs & Colors

ARIES Favourable Colours: The ruler planet of Aries is Mars which is dazzling red in colour. It symbolizes vitality, vigour and passion. Wearing suitable colours can keep them happy calm and prosperous. Red, saffron, mustard, dark pink, golden yellow are their suitable colours. Unfavourable Colours: They should avoid black, deep blue and green. Green is the colour of Mercury which is not a friend of Mars. Tips: Keep a red hanky in your pocket every time. TAURUS Favourable Colours: Taurians are ruled by Venus which is a planet of love and charm. The can make their life more happy by using milky white, light pink, aqua green, almost all shades of blue and black. Unfavourable Colours: They should avoid red and shades of yellow to diminish the effect of Mars and Jupiter. Tips: Keep a pink hanky in your pocket every time. GEMINI Favourable Colours:  Its go green for all Gemini. Their ruling planet is Mercury and using green colour more and more can benefit them largely. They can use all shades of black and blue. Unfavourable Colours: They should avoid dark red and shades of yellow. Though they can choose pink for a change. Tips: Keep a green hanky in your pocket every time. CANCER Favourable Colours: For this sign, Moon, Jupiter and Mars are favourable planets. They can go for all shades of yellow preferably dark yellow for all auspicious occasions. White is for their vitality and Red is for their work and to fortify their social appearance. Unfavourable Colours: Avoid green and black as they can make you feel down. Though green enhances their prowess. Tips: Wear at least one white every day and it may be your vest or shorts inside. LEO Favourable Colours: Leos are from Sun and all shades of Sun’s colour is auspicious for them. Being Mars and Jupiter as Sun’s friend they can go for red and yellow shades as well. Copper colour can be great stuff if want a change Unfavourable Colours: Avoiding white will be a good move. Black will attract enemies towards you and the impact of black can worsen your disease if you have any. Tips: Keep an orange colour hanky in your pocket every time. VIRGO Favourable Colours: We see, nature, see, fruit, and leaves in them. All shades of green is auspicious for them. They can mix black also in their outfit. Wearing milky white on Friday will help them where fortune matters. Peach, mauve, lilac, purple and pink also suits them. Unfavourable Colours: They should say no to red at any cost. Golden yellow, orange, magenta and copper colours are unsuitable for them. Tips: Wear at least one green. LIBRA Favourable Colours: Libra Saturn confers goodness on you. Please make sure there are enough blue and black in your wardrobe apart from green and white. Green is for your fortune and white is for your body. Black is the most auspicious you can rely upon. Unfavourable Colours: Avoid yellow as it will bring animosity for you. Use green on Wednesday only and don’t wear bright dazzling white and Stick to off white. Tips: Keep a black hanky in your pocket or a black underwear will do the same. SCORPIO Favourable Colours: So, you are born warriors. Go for all shades of red and auspicious yellows. Scarlet also does magic for you. White is good for your fortune and pink will keep you calm and balanced. Unfavourable Colours: Avoid all shades of green. You can use black on Saturday but don’t use it every day. Tips: Keep a red hanky in your pocket. SAGITTARIUS Favourable Colours: They are driven by Jupiter while Mars and Sun are also important for them. Prefer all shades of yellow, golden yellow, copper, bronze and red. Orange is also favourable for them. Unfavourable Colours: Avoid white, both bright and pale as far as you can. Black also is not advisable. Tips: Keep a turmeric colour hanky in your pocket or a golden yellow cap will do the same. CAPRICORN Favourable Colours: Capricorns does well with colour associated with Venus and Saturn. So a combination of black and white is a good choice. Deep blue is another alternative they can go for. Green is good for enhancing fortune. Earthy shades can be taken as change in between. Unfavourable Colours: Avoiding all shades of orange, copper and bronze will be fruitful. Yellow also is not advisable. Tips: Keep off white colour hanky or wear at least one off white with your outfit. AQUARIUS Favourable Colours: Violet, purple and lilac are suitable colours for them. Similar to Capricorn, they should go for green and off white with violet and purple. Unfavourable Colours: Bright white is not suitable, avoid yellow and all red shades. Tips: keep a purple hanky in your pocket. PISCES Favourable Colours: Jupiter is their body and soul. So yellow and turmeric colour is a first choice for them. White is good for mental health and wisdom. All shades of red brings fortune for them. Unfavourable Colours: Avoid very bright shades especially spotted or printed ones. Black is also troublesome. Tips: Wear at least one red or yellow outfit.

The Signs As Emotions You Feel But Cant Explain

Aries: Adronitis: Frustration with how long it takes to get to know someone. Taurus: Opia: The ambiguous intensity of Looking someone in the eye, which can feel simultaneously invasive and vulnerable. Gemini: Monachopsis: The subtle but persistent feeling of being out of place. Cancer: Liberosis: The desire to care less about things. Leo: Énouement: The bittersweetness of having arrived in the future, seeing how things turn out, but not being able to tell your past self. Virgo: Onism: The frustration of being stuck in just one body, that inhabits only one place at a time. Libra: Jouska: A hypothetical conversation that you compulsively play out in your head. Scorpio: Kenopsia: The eerie, forlorn atmosphere of a place that is usually bustling with people but is now abandoned and quiet. Sagittarius: Mauerbauertraurigkeit: The inexplicable urge to push people away, even close friends who you really like Capricorn: Sonder: The realization that each passerby has a life as vivid and complex as your own. Aquarius: Nodus Tollens: The realization that the plot of your life doesn’t make sense to you anymore. Pisces: Chrysalism: The amniotic tranquility of being indoors during a thunderstorm.

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how to make the signs happy

aries: do all their favorite things, go shopping, tanning, working out, just get them out of their house and do something fun

taurus: give them a soft blanket and wrap them up in it and hug them and tell them you're there for them

gemini: offer to take them somewhere, be open with them, let them tell you all of their stories

cancer: be nice to them, fully reciprocate all the love they show you

leo: let them talk, listen to them and show them you actually care about what they're saying

virgo: make them let their hair down, bring them outside and let them breathe in fresh air, sit them down and tell them everything's going to be alright

libra: give back. believe it or not, they give you a lot even if you don't see it so just do little things back and I promise it'll make their entire day

scorpio: hug them, show them you love them in your own way whether its sarcastic banter or little gifts just let them know you care

sagittarius: go on a mini adventure, tell them how much they mean to you, understand and support their feelings

capricorn: tell them to take a break, tell them they're doing an amazing job and everything they do is important, tell them they're important

aquarius: give them some good music, a good book, or their favorite whatever, tell them jokes, make them smile, sit with them and make them feel comforted

pisces: make a pillow fort, show them affection, make them feel loved and comforted

THE SIGNS AS GODS & GODDESSES

Aries: God of Fire & the Seven Circles of Hell, punishing the sinners and heretics

Taurus: Goddess of the Home & Hearth, protecting our loved ones and our shelter

Gemini: God of Scholars & Education, watches over the spread of information and knowledge

Cancer: Goddess of Women, all things soft & feminine

Leo: God of Animals & Children, all things wild & free

Virgo: Goddess of Snow & Natural Phenomena, cruel yet natural and beautiful

Libra: God of Justice & Beauty, vain yet fair

Scorpio: Goddess of Death & Darkness, the dead and the afraid

Sagittarius: God of Travel & Adventure, new experiences and foreign affairs

Capricorn: Goddess of Success & Fame, fortune and notoriety. The She-wolf of Wall Street

Aquarius: God of Discovery & Technology, all things metal and shiny

Pisces: Goddess of the Ocean & Emotion, the seas are at the mercy of her moods

the signs as different smells

aries: burning butter

taurus: pineapples

gemini: fruit loops

cancer: rain

leo: coffee

virgo: salty ocean breeze

libra: fresh laundry

scorpio: hot soup

sagittarius: orange juice

capricorn: sunblock

aquarius: lavender

pisces: jasmine

Dark Zodiac

All things considered dark (not necessarily negative), strange, or occult associated with the signs.

Aries- Dragon, angry entities, bloody weapons, fire, rage/wrath, blood-lust, war, steroids, counting cards, risks, possession, thorns, enchanted weapons, hell hound, knights, and armor.

Taurus- Greedy or selfish seduction, lady in white entities, twisted or spooky trees and scary forest, violent Earth elemental, hexed treasure, werewolf, singing ghost, gemstones, black rose, black diamond, trolls, labyrinth, and magical items especially jewelry.

Gemini- Evil fairy, dark fairy, Mr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde, old insane asylums, evil twins, con man/woman, trickster, magic words, rumors, dark colored butterfly, enchanted books, and getting lost.

Cancer- Witch craft, spells, tarot cards, grudges, curses, Frankenstein Monster, full moon or moon magic, haunted houses and areas, cloak, witches hat, black cats, sea monsters, nostalgia, cursed or magic mirrors, magic candles, and the past.

Leo- Radioactive waste and danger, scandals, evil king or queen, haunted opera/theater, mutation, pyramid, magical statues or monuments, temples, sand storms, rain dances, sun dances or worshiping, supernatural energy, and fire magic.

Virgo- Dr. Frankenstein or any mad scientist, good girl/guy gone bad, general corruption, herbs and potions used in magic or spells, gnomes, dark sex, sinister deals, dead garden, an enchanted garden, and man-eating tree or plant.

Libra- Love potions and curses, ravens, werewolf, the night sky, dark beauty, lust, genie, Dorian Grey, harpy, sacred smoke, masquerades, Queen of Hearts, bad dreams, magic lanterns, and charms.  

Scorpio- Vampires, dark seduction, mystery, fortune teller, black widow, black/dark magic, underworld, voodoo, snakes, masquerades, tarot cards, black and white photos, secrets, dark sex, ravens, scorpions, dark still pool, and necromancy.

Sagittarius- Gypsy magic, fortune teller, traveling magician, traveling salesman of “medicine” and potions, wildfire, dark unicorn, dark circus or carnival, gambling and risk, General Zaroff from The Most Dangerous Game, and aggressive centaurs.

Capricorn- Horror, Gothic design, Victorian age, steampunk, spider webs, death, grim reaper, mad scientist, gargoyles, poppies, bats, a corrupt leader of a cult or underground organization, cave, dark humor, mine, graveyards, abandon buildings and places, and skeletons.

Aquarius- Dark science fiction, mad scientist, dark unicorn, storms, a corrupt leader of a cult or underground organization, magic keys, owls, Phantom from The Phantom of the Opera, corrupted technology, meditation, chaos, dark rebellion or revolution, thunderbird, aliens, portals, and dystopia.

Pisces- Ghost, mist, fog, Ouija board, medium, fortune teller, tarot cards, sea monsters, sirens, evil spirits, healing crystals, dream-catcher, nightmares, water spirits, addiction, false trust, drugs, poison, and illusions.

mars + venus of notable people

Mars in Aries

mars in aries/venus in aries: Priscilla Presley, Pete Townshend, Orson Welles, Charles Baudelaire mars in aries/venus in taurus: Prince, Walt Whitman, Jessica Lange, Edward, the Duke of Windsor, Jeffrey Dahmer mars in aries/venus in gemini: Dr. Ruth, Harvey Milk, Russell Crowe, Gustav Klimt, Mary Wollstonecraft mars in aries/venus in cancer: Russell Brand, Angelina Jolie, Clint Eastwood, Aldous Huxley, Marquis de Sade mars in aries/venus in leo: Geraldo Rivera, Allen Iverson, Tobey Maguire, Xaviera Hollander, Monica Lewinsky mars in aries/venus in virgo (rare): David Crosby, Martha Stewart mars in aries/venus in libra (rare): Emma Stone, e.e. cummings, Otis Redding mars in aries/venus in scorpio (rare): Anne Rice, Jesse Jackson, Linda McCartney, Mama Cass Elliot mars in aries/venus in sagittarius: Emily Dickinson, Christina Rossetti, Norman Mailer, Kevin Costner, Hermann Göring mars in aries/venus in capricorn: Paul Newman, Molly Ringwald, Tyra Banks, Princess Caroline of Monaco, Margeaux Hemingway, James Agee, Franz Schubert mars in aries/venus in aquarius: Gloria Steinem, Lou Andreas-Salome, Heather Graham, Richard Speck mars in aries/venus in pisces: Charles Dickens, Sergei Diaghilev, Frederic Chopin, Samantha Fox, James McAvoy, Kate Hudson, David Letterman, Ursula Andress

Mars in Taurus

mars in taurus/venus in aries: Willem de Kooning, Pyotr Tchaikovsky, Rudolf Nuryev, Janet Jackson, Queen Latifah, Ashley Judd, Helena Bonham Carter, Vince Vaughn, Shaquille O’Neal, Andrew Jackson, 7th President of the United States mars in taurus/venus in taurus: Liv Tyler, Carly Simon, Charlie Chaplin, Traci Lords, Gustave Courbet, Jessica Alba mars in taurus/venus in gemini: Catherine the Great, Bette Davis, Franz Kafka, John F. Kennedy mars in taurus/venus in cancer: Liberace, Ally Sheedy, Courteney Cox, Lenny Kravitz, Stephen Colbert mars in taurus/venus in leo: Tom Cruise, Paula Abdul, Madonna, Micharl Jackson, Andy Warhol, George Sand mars in taurus/venus in virgo: Robert De Niro, Charlize Theron, Edgar Degas, Alexandre Dumas père, Mick Jagger, Lucille Ball, Alex Rodriguez mars in taurus/venus in libra: Margaret Sanger, Chuck Berry, Michel Foucault, Freida Lawrence (wife of D.H. Lawrence) mars in taurus/venus in scorpio (rare): Mark Zuckerberg, Louise Bourgeois, Paul Klee mars in taurus/venus in sagittarius: Madam Pompadour, Charles Addams, W.C. Fields, Douglas MacArthur, Jamie Lee Curtis mars in taurus/venus in capricorn: James Blunt, Kesha, Ellen Page, Chrisitan Bale, J. Edgar Hoover, Louisa May Alcott mars in taurus/venus in aquarius: Diane Arbus, Mercedes de Acosta, Linda Blair, Graham Nash, Bruce Willis, Carole King, Kate Moss mars in taurus/venus in pisces: Shirley MacLaine, Babe Ruth, Lucy Lawless, Max Ernst, Celine Dion

Mars in Gemini

mars in gemini/venus in aries: Tony Blair, Ashley Dupre (call girl who brought down Eliot Spitzer), Fabio, Gabriele D’Annunzio, Harry Belafonte, Flavor Flav, Tom Arnold mars in gemini/venus in taurus: Dennis Hopper, Bobby Darin, Daniel Day-Lewis, Libby Holman, Henry Kissinger mars in gemini/venus in gemini: Andre Agassi, Tina Fey, Al Pacino, Naomi Campbell, Mike Tyson, Courtney Love, Sandra Bullock, Jean-Jacques Rousseau, Margaret Bourke-White mars in gemini/venus in cancer: Meryl Streep, Josephine Baker, Natalie Portman, Loni Anderson, Zelda Fitzgerald, O.J. Simpson, Arnold Schwarzenegger mars in gemini/venus in leo: Coco Chanel, David Duchovny, Andrew Wyeth, Phyllis Diller, Eddie Fisher, Mary Baker Eddy mars in gemini/venus in virgo: Roger Clemens, R. Crumb, Antonio Banderas, Wesley Snipes, Chevy Chase, Kate Winslet, Joni Mitchell mars in gemini/venus in libra: Tim Robbins, Hugh Grant, F. Scott Fitzgerald, Randy Newman, Sean Connery, Queen Elizabeth I mars in gemini/venus in scorpio: John Denver, Jim Morrison, Keith Richards, Tiger Woods mars in gemini/venus in sagittarius (rare): Angela Davis, Ruth Gordon (actress in Harold & Maude), Sir Oswald Mosley, Rutger Hauer, Jimmy Page mars in gemini/venus in capricorn: Virginia Woolf, Camille Claudel, Ludwig von Beethoven, Henri de Toulouse-Lautrec, Eva Braun mars in gemini/venus in aquarius: Erica Jong, James Joyce, Marion Davies, Frankllin D. Roosevelt, Roger Daltrey, Aretha Franklin mars in gemini/venus in pisces: Jenna Jameson, Diana Ross, Barbra Streisand, John McEnroe, Bettie Page

Mars in Cancer

mars in cancer/venus in aries: Audrey Hepburn, Arthur Schopenhauer, Nina Hartley, George Stephanopoulos, Isiah Thomas, Liza Minnelli mars in cancer/venus in taurus: Jane Russell, Jean Cocteau, Tim Curry, Kendra Wilkinson, Sid Vicious, Chris Brown mars in cancer/venus in gemini: Rudolph Valentino, William Randolph Heart, Paula Yates, John Glenn, Malcolm X mars in cancer/venus in cancer: Ian Fleming, Halle Berry, Joyce Carol Oates, Honore de Balzac, Tom Jones (singer), Nicole Brown Simpson mars in cancer/venus in leo: Yves Saint Laurent, Stephanie Seymour, George Sanders, Frances Farmer mars in cancer/venus in virgo: Ingrid Bergman, Natalie Wood, John Mayer, Pink, Robin Williams mars in cancer/venus in libra: D.H. Lawrence, Pablo Picasso, Vivien Leigh, Richard Gere, Divine, Gene Simmons, Albert Camus mars in cancer/venus in scorpio: Jean-Claude Van Damme, H.G. Wells, Marie Antoinette, Tommy Lee, George Gershwin mars in cancer/venus in sagittarius (rare): Kathy Griffin, Neil Gaiman, Lotte Lenya, William Heirens (serial killer) mars in cancer/venus in capricorn (rare): Naomi Judd, Dolly Parton, Amy Grant, Miley Cyrus, Toni Morrison, Daryl Hannah, John F. Kennedy, Jr. mars in cancer/venus in aquarius: William Burroughs, William Shatner, Rupert Murdoch, Ashton Kutcher, Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart mars in cancer/venus in pisces: Tammy Wynette, Reese Witherspoon, Julia Louis-Dreyfus, Wayne Gretzky, Nastassja Kinski

Mars in Leo

mars in leo/venus in aries: Marshall Applewhite, Jim Jones (cult leader), Geroge Clooney, Duke Ellington, Dennis Rodman, Melissa Etheridge, Bernadette Peters mars in leo/venus in taurus: James Taylor, Catherine Millet, Boy George, Paul McCartney, Gary Cooper, Brian Wilson (of the Beach Boys), Thomas Jefferson mars in leo/venus in gemini: Cher, Tyrone Power, Gregory Peck, Glenn Ford, Ringo Starr, Colin Farrell, Harrsion Ford, Paul Gauguin mars in leo/venus in cancer: Iman, Mata Hari, Martin Sheen, Willem Dafoe, Gary Busey, Milton Berle, Donald Trump mars in leo/venus in leo: Louis XIII and Anne of Austria, Jessica Hahn, Eliot Spitzer, Clive Owen, Daniel Radcliffe, Hugh Laurie, Billy Bob Thornton, Amy Winehouse, Salma Hayek mars in leo/venus in virgo: Rachael Ray, Adam Sandler, Wilt Chamberlain, Brigitte Bardot, Sophia Loren, Robert Redford, Christopher Isherwood, Sting, Sylvia Plath mars in leo/venus in libra: Beyoncé, Ricki Lake, Edith Sitwell, River Phoenix, Claudia Schiffer, Margaret Mitchell (author of Gone With the Wind), Buddy Holly mars in leo/venus in scorpio: Jodie Foster, Goldie Hawn, Sigourney Weaver, Demi Moore, Bette Midler, Richard Dreyfuss, Neil Young, Bruce Springsteen, Hillary Clinton mars in leo/venus in sagittarius: Rene Magritte, Wassily Kandinsky, Robert Duvall, Herman Cain, George Eliot, Artie Mitchell mars in leo/venus in capricorn: Edith Piaf, James Dean, Seal, Frank Sinatra mars in leo/venus in aquarius (rare): Bret Michaels, Vanessa Williams, Dr. William H. Masters mars in leo/venus in pisces (rare): Vladimir Nabokov, Florenz Ziegfeld, Hans Christian Andersen, Conan O’Brien

Mars in Virgo

mars in virgo/venus in aries: Elizabeth Montgomery, Jayne Mansfield, Robert Downey, Jr., Christina Ricci, Stevie Wonder mars in virgo/venus in taurus:  Ariana Grande, Johnny Depp, Willie Nelson, Lady Jane Digby, Princess Diana mars in virgo/venus in gemini: Jacqueline Kennedy Onassis, Brooke Shields, Amelia Earhart, Venus Williams, King Henry VIII, George Michael mars in virgo/venus in cancer: Amadeo Modigliani, Brigitte Nielsen, Cameron Diaz, Ben Affleck, Napoleon, Raquel Welch, Grace Jones, Ernest Hemingway, Stevie Nicks mars in virgo/venus in leo: Carole Lombard, Amy Adams, Sue Lyon (actress, Lolita), Sylvester Stallone, Gwyneth Paltrow mars in virgo/venus in virgo: Mae West, Melanie Griffith, Blake Lively, Even Rachel Wood, Hank Williams, Danny Bonaduce, Magic Johnson, Guy de Maupessant mars in virgo/venus in libra: Georgia O’Keefe, Charlton Hweston, Will Smith, Hayden Panatierre, Calista Flockhart, Tom Felton (Harry Potter bad wizard), Peter Sellers, Dorothy Parker mars in virgo/venus in scorpio: Matt Damon, Hugh Jackman, Teri Hatcher, Savannah (porn star), Charles Manson mars in virgo/venus in sagittarius: Auguste Rodin, Evel Knievel, Michael Landon, Dame Judi Dench, Joan Didion mars in virgo/venus in capricorn: Princess Stephanie, Bonnie Raitt, Adam Brody, Britney Spears, Jeff Bridges, Clark Gable mars in virgo/venus in aquarius: Nina Simone, Sissy Spacek, Ted Danson, Gustave Flaubert, Tom Waits, Yoko Ono mars in virgo/venus in pisces: William Holden, Alice Cooper, Michael Caine, Jay Leno, Peter Frampton, Quincy Jones

Mars in Libra

mars in libra/venus in aries (rare): Sir Thomas More, Jimmy Swaggart, Abarham Lincoln, Charles Darwin, Sigmund Freud mars in libra/venus in taurus: Peggy Lee (singer), Ann Wilson (rock singer), Prince William, Ottoline Morell mars in libra/venus in gemini: Ann Landers and Abigail (”Dear Abby”) Van Buren, Richard Branson, Ingmar Bergman, Nelson Mandela mars in libra/venus in cancer: Sara Teasdale, Tipper Gore, Billy Ray Cyrus, Anna Paquin, Anderson Cooper, Nikola Tesla mars in libra/venus in leo: Percy Bysshe Shelley, Nicole Kidman, Pamela Anderson, Barbara Walters, George Bernard Shaw, Alfred Hitchcock, Whitney Houston mars in libra/venus in virgo: Sarah Bernhardt, John Lennon, Eminem, Heather Locklear, Roman Polanski, J.K. Rowling, Louis Armstrong mars in libra/venus in libra: Bill Clinton, Kobe Bryant, Althea Flynt, Ilona Staller, Connie Chung, Michael Douglas, Freddie Mercury mars in libra/venus in scorpio: Bill Gates, Ted Turner, Tommy Lee Jones, John Adams (2nd President of the United States), George S. Kaufman mars in libra/venus in sagittarius: Federico Fellini, Margaret Thatcher, Louise Brooks, Maria Shriver, Whoopi Goldberg, Winston Churchill mars in libra/venus in capricorn: Elvis Presley, Richard Burton, David Carradine, Owen Wilson, Keifer Sutherland, Margaret Cho, Lucy Liu, Maria Callas mars in libra/venus in aquarius: Vaslav Nijinski, Cyblll Shepherd, Jessica Biel, Cyrano de Bergerac, Karen Carpenter, Dwyane Wade, Kate Middleton, Peter Gabriel mars in libra/venus in pisces: Laura Dern, Sonny Bono, Kirsten Dunst, Edgar Allan Poe, Anaïs Nin

Mars in Scorpio

mars in scorpio/venus in aries: Tony Parker (basketball player), Bobby Brown, Marilyn Chambers, Henry Fonda, Jennifer Aniston, Auguste Renoir mars in scorpio/venus in taurus (rare): Lillian Hellman, Richard Petty, Jean-Paul Sartre mars in scorpio/venus in gemini: Clara Bow, Carol Kane, Rembrandt Van Rijn, Isabella Rosellini, Bill Cosby mars in scorpio/venus in cancer: William Makepeace Thackeray, Maud Allan, Duffy (singer), Steve Wozniak, Yul Brynner mars in scorpio/venus in leo: Phil Hartman, Dr. Phil, LeAnn Rimes, Jacqueline Susann, John Ritter, Jeremy Irons, Leonard Bernstein (composer and conductor) mars in scorpio/venus in virgo: T.E. Lawrence (Lawrence of Arabia), Weird Al Yankovic, Eleanor Roosevelt, Paul Reubens (Pee Wee Herman), Patrick Swayze mars in scorpio/venus in libra: k.d. lang, Warren G. Harding, Charlie Sheen, Joseph Goebbels, Grace Kelly mars in scorpio/venus in scorpio: Richard Pryor, Larry Flynt, Robert Blake, Mahatma Gandhi, Martin Luther, Susan Sarandon, Bruce Lee mars in scorpio/venus in sagittarius: Robert Mapplethorpe, Germain Greer, Ryan Reynolds, Kid Rock, Jude Law, Bela Lugosi, Jimi Hendrix mars in scorpio/venus in capricorn: Howard Stern, Danny De Vito, Doris Duke, Rock Hudson, Robert F. Kennedy (assassinated presidential candidate), Henry Miller mars in scorpio/venus in aquarius: Olivia Wilde, Taylor Swift, Mao Tse-tung, Queen Christina of Sweden, Douglas Adams (author of A Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy), Oprah Winfrey mars in scorpio/venus in pisces: George Washington, Colette (French writer), Ayn Rand, Helen Gurley Brown, Jason Bateman, Marilyn Manson, Kurt Cobain, Vanessa Redgrave

Mars in Sagittarius

mars in sagittarius/venus in aries: Rihanna, Anne Heche, Renee Zellweger, Jack Nicholson, Jesse James (Sandra Bullock’s ex), Vita Sackville-West, Edna St. Vincent Millay mars in sagittarius/venus in taurus: Warren Beatty, Steffi Graf, Merle Haggard, Henrik Ibsen, Ice Cube, Colin Powell mars in sagittarius/venus in gemini (rare): Rick Fox, Jennifer Lopez mars in sagittarius/venus in cancer: Judy Garland, Carl Jung, Edward Norton, Egon Schiele, Dustin Hoffman mars in sagittarius/venus in leo: Greta Garbo, Dweezil and Moon Unit Zappa, Louis XIV of France, Andrew Cunanan (murderer of Gianni Versace) mars in sagittarius/venus in virgo: Jerry Lee Lewis, Squeaky Fromme, Annie Sprinkle, Stephen Crane (novelist), Luciano Pavarotti mars in sagittarius/venus in libra: Oscar Wilde, Prince Harry, Prince Charles, Arthur Rimbaud, Mickey Rooney, Christopher Reeve, Ryan Gosling, Rita Hayworth mars in sagittarius/venus in scorpio: Montgomery Clift, Ashlee Simpson, Katherine Mansfield, Agatha Christie, Lucky Luciano, Voltaire, Ted Bundy mars in sagittarius/venus in sagittarius: Lewis Carroll, Mark Twain, George Burns, Joe DiMaggio, Ann Coulter mars in sagittarius/venus in capricorn: Faye Dunaway, Neil Diamond, Andre Gide, Denise Richards, Bradley Cooper mars in sagittarius/venus in aquarius: Stephen Stills, Janis Joplin, Ellen DeGeneres, Neal Cassady, Sharon Tate mars in sagittarius/venus in pisces: Ron Howard, Bill Maher, Jack Kerouac, John Travolta, Geena Davis, Bill Maher, Patty Hearst

Mars in Capricorn

mars in capricorn/venus in aries: Lady Gaga, Jean Harlow, Katharine Hepburn, Chelsea Handler, Mia Farrow, Laurence Olivier, Albert Einstein mars in capricorn/venus in taurus: Marlon Brando, John Wayne, Sarah Vaughan mars in capricorn/venus in gemini: Frida Kahlo, Jerry Seinfeld, Megan Fox, Robert Pattinson mars in capricorn/venus in cancer: Shia LaBeouf, Dante Gabriel Rossetti, Barbara Stanwyck, Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen, Lizzie Borden, Annie Oakley mars in capricorn/venus in leo: Lindsay Lohan, George Hamilton, Gustav Mahler, Leo Tolstoy mars in capricorn/venus in virgo: Goethe, Lily Tomlin, Bret Favre, Nancy Kerrigan, Julia Roberts, Gwen Stefani, Catherine Zeta-Jones mars in capricorn/venus in libra: Aleister Crowley, Elvis Costello, Jimmy Kimmel, Woody Allen, Anna Nicole Smith mars in capricorn/venus in scorpio: Eleanora Duse, Groucho Marx, Franz Liszt, Katie Holmes, Patti Smith, Marianne Faithfull, Anne Hathaway, Jane Austen mars in capricorn/venus in sagittarius: Christina Aguilera, Diego Rivera, Roseanne Barr, Samuel L. Jackson, Jake Gyllenhaal, Katy Perry, David Bowie mars in capricorn/venus in capricorn: Brad Pitt, Jim Carrey, Walt Disney, Noel Coward, Björk, Gia Carangi mars in capricorn/venus in aquarius: Marlene Dietrich, Cosima Wagner, Nicolas Cage, Gene Hackman, Henri Matisse mars in capricorn/venus in pisces: George Harrison, Leopold von Sacher-Masoch, Drew Barrymore, Rod Stewart, Shannen Doherty, Queen Mary I of England (Bloody Mary), Marvin Gaye

Mars in Aquarius

mars in aquarius/venus in aries: Ted Kennedy (fromer U.S. senator), Pete Rose, Chris Farley, Matt Dillon, William Wordsworth, Sarah Palin, Matt Dillon, Eva Longoria mars in aquarius/venus in taurus: Fergie (singer), Mark Wahlberg, Richard Wagner (composer), Ann-Margret, Tennessee Williams, Leonardo da Vinci mars in aquarius/venus in gemini: Isadora Duncan, Koo Stark, Eric Roberts, Missy Elliott mars in aquarius/venus in cancer: Djuna Barnes, Allison Krauss, Sugar Ray Leonard, William Powell (actor), George H.W. Bush, Kristi Yamaguchi mars in aquarius/venus in leo: Truman Capote, Jeff Gordon, Pete Sampras, Alex Kingston, Marcello Mastroianni, Lauren Bacall mars in aquarius/venus in virgo (rare): Ed Wood, King Ludwig II of Bavaria mars in aquarius/venus in libra: Lance Armstrong, Ignacy Paderewski, Paul Hogan (of Crocodile Dundee fame), Luke Wilson mars in aquarius/venus in scorpio: Jay-Z, Sacha Baron Cohen, Redd Foxx, Erskine Caldwell mars in aquarius/venus in sagittarius: Cary Grant, Jane Fonda, Linda Lovelace, Kurt Vonnegut, Rainer Maria Rilke mars in aquarius/venus in capricorn: Jena Malone, Carole Landis, Sinclair Lewis, Andy Kaufman, John Belushi, Justin Timberlake, Scarlett Johansson mars in aquarius/venus in aquarius: Nancy Cunard, Heidi Fleiss, Sharon Stone, Axl Rose, Sheryl Crow, Patrick Dempsey mars in aquarius/venus in pisces: Hugh Hefner, Jon Bon Jovi, Charles Lindbergh, Emma Watson, Justin Bieber, Chuck Palahniuk, Maya Angelou

Mars in Pisces

mars in pisces/venus in aries: Marilyn Monroe, Steve McQueen, Johnny Cash, Rosie O’Donnell, Michelangelo, Elizabeth Taylor mars in pisces/venus in taurus: Spencer Tracy, Allen Ginsberg, Anton LaVey, Bono, Eric Clapton, Che Guevara mars in pisces/venus in gemini: Edie Sedgwick, Tom Hanks, Tori Spelling, Heidi Klum, Christina Hendricks, Bob Dylan mars in pisces/venus in cancer: Errol Flynn, Alla Nazimova, Hermann Hesse, James Baldwin mars in pisces/venus in leo (rare): Debby Boone, Linda Hamilton, David Copperfield mars in pisces/venus in virgo (rare): Martina Navratilova, Dwight Yoakam, Carrie Fisher mars in pisces/venus in libra: Bo Derek, Geraldine Page (actress), Sinbad (comedian) mars in pisces/venus in scorpio: Ava Gardner, Annie Lennox, Chris Evert, Ray Liotta, Denzel Washington mars in pisces/venus in sagittarius: LL Cool J, Alan Alda, Francis Bacon (artist), Heather Mills (ex-wife of Paul McCartney), Tina Turner mars in pisces/venus in capricorn: Aristotle Onassis, Lisa Marie Presley, Cab Calloway, Cindy Crawford, Burt Reynolds, Josh Brolin mars in pisces/venus in aquarius: Jack London, Nell Gwyn, Ivana Trump, Paris Hilton, Gertrude Stein, Simone de Beauvoir, Elton John mars in pisces/venus in pisces: Elizabeth Barrett Browning, Heath Ledger, Casanova, Vincent Van Gogh, Michelle Pfeiffer, Billie Holiday

Zodiac Signs And Humor

  Aries: Goofy, Physical Humor Comes Most Naturally. These Are Some Of The Top Mimics In The Zodiac! But They Are Also Known To Be Quite Witty Out Of The Blue. Taurus: Observational Humor. They Are Usually Unintentionally Hilarious, And Can Take A Step Back And Laugh At Themselves Too! Gemini: Quick On The Uptake, They Remember Jokes Really Well And Can Laugh At Just About Anything, This Sign Is Most Prone To Making Fun Of Someone, But Not In A Mean Way, It’s Usually Because They’re Interested. Cancer: This Sign Has An Endearing Self-Deprecating Way Of Being Funny. As Simple As A Silly Facial Expression Or Pretending To Be Serious When They’re Not. Leo: This Sign Tends To Take Everything In Around Them And Deliver It Verbally With A Bit Of Exaggeration That Not Only Is Hilarious, But Leaves You Wanting To Hear More. They Know When They Have You Hooked, Too. Virgo: The Pissed, But Not Pissed, Complaining, But Not Complaining, Snarky Wit About People And Their Lives Is Usually Very Humorous And Entertaining. Libra: A Little Strife And Sarcasm Send Libra Going A Long Way! Once They Lose The Cool Exterior And Start, There’s No Stopping Their Story Telling Humor. Scorpio: Sarcasm All The Way. Comments Here, Comments There; It’s Borderline Rude, Borderline Passive Aggressive, But Funny Nonetheless! Sagittarius: Everything In Life Can Be Turned Into Some Hilarious Experience. A Combination Of Observational Humor, Sarcasm, And Exaggeration Is Where It’s At For This Sign. Capricorn: The No Smile Facade Lives Here. This Sign Can Keep A Straight Face Until They Start Laughing At Themselves With A Sharp Uptake On What’s Happening. Aquarius: Just Naturally Funny. They Don’t Really Try To Be A Joke Teller Or Anything. Often Times They’re Bewildered That They’re Being Funny And Start Laughing Right Along With The Others. Pisces: This Sign Ranges From Cute Storytelling To Down Right Obnoxious. They Milk It Too, Taking All The Time They Need To Have Your Attention And Make You Laugh.

In a Crowded Arkham Cafeteria

Harley: I can’t find my puddin’ :(

Riddler: Hang on one sec

Riddler: *clears his throat and shouts out loud*

Riddler: RIDDLES ARE MUCH BETTER AND MORE INTELLECTUALLY STIMULATING THAN JOKES!

Joker: *in the distance* The fuck did you just say?!

Riddler: Found him.

GODS VS TITANS

Gods: Gemini, Cancer, Virgo, Libra, Sagittarius, Pisces

Titans: Aries, Taurus, Leo, Scorpio, Capricorn, Aquarius