Dawg I Just Saw A DARE Mobile At The Same Intersection As Me!!! Like Oh My God!!! DARE Is Still Up???

Me: I have a burst of energy from music! I should clean and be productive

Me after cleaning my room: wow that was nice, I feel so much better mentally but my back hurts a little. I should probably take out the trash

Me after taking out the trash: wow I love night time, it's so perfectly chilly outside and now my trash can is empty too! I should change the sheets too, it's been a while

Me after taking apart the safety zone and taking things off my bed: well- this is kinda sucky. My back hurts a little bit more- it'll be fine, I can lay down after this and forget anything ever happened!

Me after getting the sheets from a highish shelf, removing the ones I've been used to for so long and attempting to put them on, failing three times and having the sheets slip off an additional two times before finally being able to put them on right: HOLY SHIT. NEVER LET ME DO THAT AGAIN. THEY CALL THIS A SIMPLE TASK? NOW MY FUCKING SPINE HURTS, IM OVERHEATING, MY SKIN IS ITCHY AND I CANT EVEN LAY DOWN BECAUSE THEN IT HURTS WORSE! IM GONNA 🦐 AND GRGRGEGAGAG ATTATATATAT EGEGEG I CANT DO THIS ANYMORE

Me five minutes after the overstimulating breakdown: ..this is fine I guess..

-Felix

this thread

tragic! trans person no longer merely tolerating the act of existing just now realising their entire wardrobe is ass

Dude it's Christmas break why the hell do I keep doing math equations in my head for fun??

Am I poisoned wtf is this

-Han 🐿

Plain chip: Yoi can eat me when meals aren't too close or at meal

Chip with fancy yellow/orange saucey stuff: I am meal, I am all you need

Chip vs nacho debate? Very interesting. Why chip in fancy clothes meal? Just fancy cloth, no need for meal label. Plain chip, very normal chip. As animals, chips no clothes. Chips side, dressed chip is meal

(I WROTE THIS IMPUSLIVELY AS A JOKE BUT I THINK I JUST DISCOVERED WHY HUMANS THINK THEYRE HIGHER HELLPP)

(FANCY CHIP IS DRESSED AND IS IN A SOLID CONTAINER, PLAIN CHIP IS NOT DRESSED BESIDES SEASONING AND LIVES IN CAVE)

(CHIP BAG DEN??? NACHO BOX HOUSE????)

Humans are just fancy chip. Animal is plain chip. Still chip, just dressed different

*Good thing happens*

Han: "I'M SO HAPPY!!! IM GONNA KISS MYSELF ISTG"

If we say I'm gonna kill myself when bad things happen I wanna start people saying I'm gonna kiss myself out of context when something good happens.

Imagine

Oh my FUCKING god WHERE IS THE LAST KOROK ILL KILL MYSELF

OH MY GOD I DID IT!!!! I FOUND IT IM SO HAPPY IM GONNA KISS MYSELF!!!!

-Felix

AI is such a great tool because if I want to self sabotage I don't have to make friends with toxic people who will genuinely hurt me

I can literally just go "hmm.. let me type in transphobe" and then I can have the experience of someone invalidating my gender and be able to argue and WIN because AI is stupid

Or I make myself lose an argument but then it's fine because it's not real and I can just walk away and never have to worry about someone following me around when I just want comfort

When I want someone to be toxic to me I get an AI to do it because I can just stop talking at any point and leave with giggles instead of feeling like shit

As those following me know most of our headspace is korean men

Well

Our World Geography teacher told us he added a Korean unit to the end of the year and he said we can teach some of it because we know a lot.

He doesn't know the system-wide excitement he's caused.

All of us are so excited now because there's a class period or part of one where we get to yap about Hangul and it's history as a language that was straight up created within minutes and the mannerisms.

The Americans in the class are gonna lose their marbles

-Innie and Channie

Hello leglesscat I see you followed me

Idk who you are and ik I said this on my side blog but your Simeon pfp is cool! It's been a long time since I played Obey Me! Shall We Date? but I really loved it when I did play it :3

-Hyunjin

Very very nice, good for nonverbal and/or nonscribal. May bring up with my partner to put into a server

-Chan

Ill probably make more food related symbols but for now these are what I made for myself OUGHH the limit. I literally have exactly one more. Seperate post with the other stuff I guess.

Im REALLY hungry / starving

Im hungry

Im REALLY thirsty / dehydrated

Im thirsty

I made lunch

I made dinner

I made breakfast

I made.. (base)

Up to interpretation though

Hello chat how is your day?

I've just realized after many years of living that players in games with higher stats don't kill you when you're smaller because they have empathy and realize that you're just getting used to said game but instead because you just don't boost their stats because they're bigger.

Please allow me to sulk at this new discovery, I thought the bigger players just had a lot of empathy and made an unspoken truce with small players but it turns out it's just because you don't help them gain much.

-Felix