Me: I have a burst of energy from music! I should clean and be productive
Me after cleaning my room: wow that was nice, I feel so much better mentally but my back hurts a little. I should probably take out the trash
Me after taking out the trash: wow I love night time, it's so perfectly chilly outside and now my trash can is empty too! I should change the sheets too, it's been a while
Me after taking apart the safety zone and taking things off my bed: well- this is kinda sucky. My back hurts a little bit more- it'll be fine, I can lay down after this and forget anything ever happened!
Me after getting the sheets from a highish shelf, removing the ones I've been used to for so long and attempting to put them on, failing three times and having the sheets slip off an additional two times before finally being able to put them on right: HOLY SHIT. NEVER LET ME DO THAT AGAIN. THEY CALL THIS A SIMPLE TASK? NOW MY FUCKING SPINE HURTS, IM OVERHEATING, MY SKIN IS ITCHY AND I CANT EVEN LAY DOWN BECAUSE THEN IT HURTS WORSE! IM GONNA 🦐 AND GRGRGEGAGAG ATTATATATAT EGEGEG I CANT DO THIS ANYMORE
Me five minutes after the overstimulating breakdown: ..this is fine I guess..
-Felix
I know this doesn't look THAT cool but this is so cool to me dude I need to show you this amazing mega peice of cereal
....
I am so amazed
Beeg cereal!!
-Blurry (probably Jinnie)
See that's what a person in my comments on my last post said! We need to look into this!
-Lee Know 🐰
Does anyone actually know what to do when an eraser on a mechanical pencil runs out?
Like it flattens into the pencil completely like a normal pencil, right? Yeah!
BUT!!!
But then HOW do you insert the GRAPHITE????
I'm actually gonna EXPLODE A L L of my PENCILS end up running out of eraser and then I have to have my pencil SPIT into another pencils MOUTH!!
My pencils should not have to gay kiss like a mother bird giving vomit to its young for me to WRITE!!!
We need to teach pencils proper shit because they're gonna contract STDs from this BULLSHIT
-Cherri
i wish you could message friends on simply plural
@2wistedf4tes this you?
-Albedo
reclusive child with elaborate imagination and maladaptive daydreaming to plural teenager who doesn’t identify with thier own body anymore pipeline is unfortunatelg real
My partner loves to have me watch them play because it makes their playing 10x better, (I sorta have that too but not as much, not the topic here) I prefer to play over watching and if I watch for too long I end up falling asleep due to being understimulated.
Today, we found a workaround.
For context, we don't have compatible devices and they are much more skilled than me, so there's very few games we can play together. When there is a game we can co-op, my devices end up having problems or our skill levels end up either boring them or frustrating me.
My partner wanted me to watch them play Project Sekai, which I end up zoning out during due to pretty lights before eventually falling asleep. We ended up talking about it, and the solution that made us both hyper was-funnily enough-essentially giving me an unplugged controller!
They streamed their setup like usual, but they put it on my skill level and I got to basically phantom play if that makes sense? Then they put it back up to their skill level and played before moving to a new song. It felt like I was progressing through the actual game and they got me to watch them too! We essentially just took turns long distance!!
You guys I'm so happy I'm gonna explode
-Innie
Scheduling this for when I'm at school so yeah but like listen
Being a system is the wildest shit because NONE of us look like the body. We happened to stop looking in mirrors a good while ago because we just- didn't look in the direction of a mirror or care to look at ourselves so every once and a while it's just:
"Man I wonder if I have plaque on my teeth rn lemme lo-" cut off by the staring and internal thoughts of "Wait where did my brown hair go why am I covered in acne and why are my teeth so wack-" and scanning the body in the mirror like it's a foreign object in mf Subnautica in disbelief. Then it hits that you ARENT a cute lil cis man with small hands but rather a fat white trans man with uncomfortable everything.. and small hands unfortunately that stays-
BUT THEN IT GETS W A C K BECAUSE A SECOND REALIZAYION HITS THAT YOU'RE A GROWN ASS MAN IN THE BODY OF A MINOR??
I feel almost like a creep for just sitting here like 🧍♂️
But then again our headspace is all grown men except like three teenagers in which only ONE is actually a woman??
AND THEN WHAM WHAM WHAM TRIPLE WHIPLASH BECAUSE NOT ONLY IS MY ANATOMY NOT CORRECT BUT ITS D O U B L E NOT CORRECT BECAUSE IM MISCE SO LIKE WHAT THE FUCK!!
Ain't nothing right here and my only meds is time and money to mold myself into a new shape (man) like pottery.
BUT THAT ONLY SOLVES TWO WHABLOOEYS BECAUSE MISCE DYSPHORIA CANNOT BE PHYSICALLY FIXED WTF
..yall it's too late at night for this put me down
To sleep.
My least favourite pipeline has to be the shocker-whiplash-triple whablooey because it happens within five seconds and my life crumbles before my (and the body's) very eyes
-🐥
Hello leglesscat I see you followed me
Idk who you are and ik I said this on my side blog but your Simeon pfp is cool! It's been a long time since I played Obey Me! Shall We Date? but I really loved it when I did play it :3
-Hyunjin
Their mouths remind me of the crayon show thing
Just googled it, it reminds me of Color Crew
-Albedo
R.E.P.O or something idk i havent played the game
I think it's very interesting when link grips his sword a little tighter during a cut scene now that I've realized something, stick with me for a minute
I imagine in Hyrule's knight code, you shouldn't retaliate with words or anger because it distracts you from your weakness and then the enemy can attack blindspots. This is a little more interesting when you take into account the popular headcanon of Link being nonverbal!
(Skyward Spoilers, post makes sense without this part) Let's take Skyward Sword for example, since ive finished the entire game. The entire time you're just trying to find Zelda to bring her home, to make things normal again. Every time he saw her, every time he could've hugged her, she was taken away from his sight again. I can't imagine the trauma this man went through from this, especially when Zelda explains that she had to keep doing what she was doing and locked herself in the past. I imagine link distressed over not knowing how to tell her father, that no one would ever know when they would see her again. Link knowing he has to pick himself back up just when he thought he could rest to fight a literal god
Now back to the point of the post, you'll often see during cutscenes with antagonists ranting that they'll make this big "I've got you now" moment, and then you'll see Link's brow furrow and he grips his sword a little tighter, getting into a fight stance and making sure his sword is angled properly.
I imagine Link, who finally saw his best friend (and potentially lover) get taken again, or some sort of big barrier right when he thought it was over.
He feels so much anger and hatred, but he knows he can't lash out. Whether from not being able to speak or showing vulnerability is up to interpretation. He knows he can't yell out, he can't scream and cry like his body needs to. He has to sit there, as stone faced and quiet as possible.
In those few moments, all he does with his body is tilt his sword and look angry, but he's definitely wanting to break under such stressful things, he's barely a legal adult if even in most games, some games he's an actual kid!
He wants to break, but he just moves his hand, stays in place. Because what's a hero if not strong? What's strong if not contained?
Link wants to break, but he can't. This is his burden to bear.
(This came from a dream we had where we could feel Link's internal feelings in the dream, as well as a mixture of our own projection)
-Aiden (and Link on the sidelines)
Oh no I just dropped my atomic bomb in your vicinity.. oopsies!!1!!!1!!!one1!!
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