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See that's what a person in my comments on my last post said! We need to look into this!

-Lee Know 🐰

Does anyone actually know what to do when an eraser on a mechanical pencil runs out?

Like it flattens into the pencil completely like a normal pencil, right? Yeah!

BUT!!!

But then HOW do you insert the GRAPHITE????

I'm actually gonna EXPLODE A L L of my PENCILS end up running out of eraser and then I have to have my pencil SPIT into another pencils MOUTH!!

My pencils should not have to gay kiss like a mother bird giving vomit to its young for me to WRITE!!!

We need to teach pencils proper shit because they're gonna contract STDs from this BULLSHIT

-Cherri

Being plural is so funny. Your parents are too mean to you when you're 9 and you perform mitosis about it

Existing is so horrible dude like yes I'm on Christmas break but I now have no social interaction with my closest friends because they're all busy

Been planning to call my friend for a real social interaction and she texts me with "my stupid ahh mom won't let me call you because you queer"

..dawg this "disease" isn't gonna transmit through sound waves- like your (admittedly already queer) daughter isn't gonna spontaneously get brain altering DNA and start girl kissing

..on a side note if there were a disease that could alter DNA mutations into a different genes to TURN YOU QUEER..

Well that'd be an EMERGENCY FROG SITUATION!!

that'd kinda be sick though, imagine a scene where they zoom into the pupil of the love interest of a cishet able-bodied white guy, and as they zoom into the proteins n shit you watch as the cells morph into a new color or some shit and then she looks over at a girl and goes "woah she's so hot" and the mc falls to the floor sobbing "WHOS SOUND WAVES MADE MY GIRLFRIEND A *HOMO*??

Sick ass anti-woke story I'd watch for giggles because it's shit

But no, I'm stuck with no in-person social interaction until NEXT YEAR..

-Han

You're not autistic you're just a little quirky!!! And when you were eight you only ate recee's puffs for every meal four months straight and refused to eat anything else but that's unrelated!!

..yeah I'm eating them right now if you can't tell-

-Hyunjin, Felix

(Edit: we are NOT eight years old anymore, just a funny memory)

Thank you Tumblr for the free block posts and free block culture because I've blocked so many bad people like goodbye suibaiters and unsolicited venting and HELLO to my inner peace!!!

I also didn't know the difference this is good info to have ^^

Can someone directly tell me what the difference is between Radinclus and Radqueer is -- bc my head doesnt want to believe there is a difference unless i am forcefully spoon fed this information and given like a year to process the information correctly

I know this doesn't look THAT cool but this is so cool to me dude I need to show you this amazing mega peice of cereal

HOLLYYY SHIITTT TRIPLE IN ONE!!!

....

I FOUND A SECOND ONE AS I WAS TYPING THIS

OOOOHHHHH MYYY GODDDD!!!

DOUBLE TRIPLE MEGA!!!

I am so amazed

Beeg cereal!!

-Blurry (probably Jinnie)

*Good thing happens*

Han: "I'M SO HAPPY!!! IM GONNA KISS MYSELF ISTG"

If we say I'm gonna kill myself when bad things happen I wanna start people saying I'm gonna kiss myself out of context when something good happens.

Imagine

Oh my FUCKING god WHERE IS THE LAST KOROK ILL KILL MYSELF

OH MY GOD I DID IT!!!! I FOUND IT IM SO HAPPY IM GONNA KISS MYSELF!!!!

-Felix

Albedo turning into a rasin because he hasn't drank anything since like 9:30am (its 2:53pm/14:53): somethings not right..

-Scaramouche

On my dream last night (Right now as I'm writing this) me and my long distance partner worked in the same roblox-tycoon ahh restaurant. They were urging me to brush my teeth because throughout the dream I scratched my teeth clean but never actually brushed or flossed. They took me to a mirror and my teeth were so horrid that I listened. They then told me it was 6:20am and I needed to get dressed for school (my bus comes around 6:40am and I've dreamed about being late to my bus for the last two weeks) I actually ended up waking up irl due to this. It was not 6:20am, but it was in fact 3:40am, half the hour double the minutes. Wtf. (I'm writing this at 4am)

-Chan