Love The Idea Of A Delusional Michael Thinking That Adam Is Literally Perfect. Like Wdym? Of Course Adam’s

Don't get me wrong, Odo totally loves the cat and mouse game he and Quark have, loves that he and Quark get to play around as Lawful officer and Mischievous Criminal. However, I do think that if he ever ended up in some alternate reality where Quark was a goody-two shoes who listens to Odo's rules and stays out of trouble it would for sure be Odo's personal wet-dream :)

I happen to have the headcanon that Quark is actually a really good singer, but he just doesn't do it out in the open a lot. Like Rom knows about because they grew up together and heard him all the time, Ishka once told Quark that he could "earn a living worth of latinum" by actually pursuing it as a career, Nog knows cause Quark used to sing him lullaby's when he was younger, and Jadzia probably also knows about it because she caught Quark humming and singing to himself in the bar's storeroom one day.

Anyway, all this say that when Odo walks into Quarks on an extremely crowded and lively night to find a drunk Jadzia goading various members of the crew into karaoke he stays and sits down to watch only to be finds himself complete dumbstruck when an equally tipsy Quark starts singing a slow love song in an absolutely enchanting voice. Halfway through the song they lock eyes across the room right as a particularly lovey-dovey lyric comes up. Odo doesn't dare look away from the magnetic pull of Quark's hooded eyes and enlarged pupils looking straight at him. As the soft music swells all around them the room is suddenly empty, nobody but them between these walls and the vast expanse of space and stars. Odo starts to feel himself melt and finds that it's getting harder and harder to maintain his form the longer he watches Quark and the blush filling his cheeks and his tongue dash out to wet his lips and-

The moment is over as quick as it started.

The song ends, everyone claps and cheers, the night eventually ends and compliments are thrown left and right at Quark's singing abilities.

Meanwhile Odo's trying to figure out a way to simultaneously tell Quark he's never appeared more beautiful while still somehow insulting and degrading him without actually letting him know that Odo cares.

One of my personal favourite quodo headcanons is that when news gets around ds9 that they’re finally together-together as in, an actual real couple, everyone assumes that they have already boned like a bajillion times

Everyone on the station is like “Those two r a couple? Oh yeah, that goo man who has so much repressed energy that it comes out as an intense obsession for a little goblin sex freak who runs the bar and said goblin sex freak? They must have the kinkiest of sex, doing all types of weird roleplays and shit in the bedroom.”

And then by pure accident like a full year into their relationship Quark lets it slip to Jadzia at one of their bestie sleepovers that he and Odo have never done anything beyond making out and Dax is like “😦” and then she lets it slip to a bunch of other people and their all like “😦”

The parallels that could be compared to this scene are craaazzzzyyy

Was so shocked when I saw this for the first time like he just said that he NEEDS Gabriel, Sam specifically needs Gabriel to what? be a hero? be his friend? be his lover? why you needin another man/archangel who you hunted down for months on end without the thought of anyone else and jumped at first glance to help heal him despite the fact that he killed your brother???? kinda gay if you ask me🤨🏳‍🌈?

fuck me man, talkin bout all this dang ol "Gabriel, I need you," what the actual heck, what in the heckin flying heck hwHAT this is a sick and twisted, demented game

maybe it's just a pet peeve of mine but i've always hated seeing adam and michael shipped while michael's in his black-haired blue-eyed vessel because that body....is literally john winchester's

I need all the Destiel tiktokers to stop using the Dangerously Yours audios to edits of them, please its hurts too much i can't I'm crying I'm begging I'm sobbing please-

I always love how Geordi is never truly weirded out by anything Data does or specifically if he does something strange when learning human behavior. Everyone else just gives Data this look because their weirded out but Geordi just looks at him and raises an eyebrow, and yeah he could be giving him the look behind his visor as well as the rest of them but I don't think so. He's never weirded out by Data's Data-ness just mildly surprised and questions him like "What do mean Data?" in a gentle voice

OMFG-

Thank God somebody finally brought this into the light!

I hadn't seen anybody else talk about this moment and whenever I saw it I always thought "hmm that's massively a little homosexual???"

I mean C'MON what are the implications here: stroking something long and phallic, giving Sam bedroom eyes, speaking in a lower tone making a funny little joke?????

Gabriel saw that Dean had left the room and for a second was like-"Heyyyyyy Sam, maybe I can repay you *wink wink* for y'know, helping me get fixed up back at the bunker there and-"

and then he found out Dean was heading for Loki and was like shit ok revenge first dick later

When Gabe turned and looked at Sam like this while absently stroking cleaning his wooden sword.

I wrote a post like this before (here) but forgot to post the little mini-fic I wrote between the two based off this exact idea of Michael teaching Adam enochian, so here ya go:

They had been at this for hours.

Well, maybe not hours.

Truthfully Adam had lost track of time ever since Michael had started trying to teach him Enochian at breakfast this morning. Adam had been good at learning the letters and how to write them and all that, it was just the pronunciations he was struggling with.

“Gon Untal Ungaluntal” Michael states confidently.

“Gone Un-Tall Un-Gala-Tall?” Adam repeats less confidently.

Adam already knows that he got it wrong purely based on the look on Michael’s face, a look that’s very understanding even though Adam is flat-out butchering Michael’s native language.

The archangel can be surprisingly patient when the one he has to be patient for is his human. If it were anyone else, Adam has a sneaking suspicion that Michael would have thrown them out of a window already.

After repeating phrase after phrase and syllable after syllable all day, as well as learning the entire enochian alphabet multiple times, Adam finally feels at least the slightest confidence in his know of the angelic language.

As a final test, Michael slides a piece of paper with enochian written on it in what seems to be a sentence. Adam looks down and read over the page twice in his head before attempting to say it out loud.

“Med Talgonvehnaun’graphur Naungisgna Orungongisgna Ormeddon Gon Untal Gonmedvandon Famvanmeddongal” Adam said slowly and tentatively, making his way through each syllable trying to curl his tongue to the right words, all the while waiting for Michael to tell him that he’s messed up again.

“That’s right.” Michael looks into Adam’s eyes.

“What?” Adam’s eyes copy the action.

“Your pronunciation, it’s correct” a small smile appears on his face watching Adam’s eyes light up with joy.

“Seriously!? I spoke proper Enochian!”

“The closest a human can get to it, yes.” The archangel says.

Which - in Michael terms - means that he said it near perfectly.

Adam has no idea what he just said, but all he knows is that Michael is looking at him so lovingly and asks Adam to repeat the sentence over and over again until he shuts Adam up with a frankly lustful kiss, and that’s enough for him to know.

Roughly (Very roughly) translated Enochian:

Gon Untal Ungaluntal - I Am Adam

Med Talgonvehnaun’graphur Naungisgna Orungongisgna Ormeddon Gon Untal Gonmedvandon Famvanmeddongal - O Michael Hath Faith For I Am Your Sword

My favorite midam HC is that they learn each other's human and angelic costums like Micheal teaches Adam enochian, how angels act, how they greet eachother, ect. And Adam teaches him how humans act, and interact, and show emotion

Little thoughts :3

Love constantly witnessing new ds9 fans have the revelation that quark's outfits are actually fire and deserve to be studied and appreciated like fine art