Roughly (Very Roughly) Translated Enochian:

BRO THANK YOU SO MUCH

Poor, sweet, innocent Sam Winchester: “Maybe I could try to say the prayer again and you can tell me which part I did wrong? Ok here it goes. Oh great Loki-”

Gabriel, Vibrating because he’s using so much restraint that part of his true form begins appearing around him and the lights in the bunker start flickering: *Tackles him to the ground* “The prayer is fine.”

Desperately craving more Sabriel content guys, i need to inject them into my blood stream seriously.

You guys ever think that Odo sometimes gets cuteness aggression with Quark? Like he's just "detaining" him one day and wraps his goo-appendage arms around Quark and squeezes him so tight that Quark literally cannot breathe. It's okay though because Quark just thinks that one of two things are happening, 1. Odo's finally killing him for real this time or 2. Odo's just really weird and bad at BDSM

Words cannot describe how much I love this image. Look at them. Homosexual👆👆👆🏳‍🌈🏳‍🌈🏳‍🌈

That soft little “You’re going to leave me?” Quark whimpers after Odo says he’s giving to climb the mountain by himself, they’re so pathetic❤️❤️❤️🥺🥺🥺

I’m begging everyone to go back and re-visit the s1e15 “If Wishes Were Horses” on ds9 because oh my god-

Julian’s whole part in the episode is his crush on Jadzia but there’s a scene early on at like 10 minutes where everyone’s imaginations come to life and the whole scene is with him and imaginary Jadzia waking him up and kissing him and I cannot listen to the way he’s whining and whimpering into the kiss without imagining a garashir situation swap where Garak’s the one who runs his hands through Julian’s hair and kisses him non-stop and being all seductive and eventually pulling Julian down onto the bed-

And then later the real Garak seeing the imaginary Garak and Julian being very flustered meanwhile he’s just a smug old lizard.

i love midam sharing a body. i cannot get enough of it. its honestly one of my major dislikes when an author has them in seperate bodies.

no shame to anyone who does like them in seperate bodies, but it is so not for me.

like. that is THEIR body. its THEIR house.

youre telling me, after like 1200 years in the cage, where they were each others only solstice, they arent just a little codependent. they arent just a little bit nervous whenever they're seperate. that they dont find inherent safety and comfort in being able to feel each other's essence at all times.

and thats even before they were forcibly ripped apart by chuck. i cant even fathom how much worse it is after.

HOLY SABRIEL-

So we obviously know that Sam and Gabe would 100% have their shit together better than destiel, like they would just be more comfortable and open together compared to the mess that are Cas and Dean expressing their feelings.

BUT! Headcanon that when Sam and Gabriel first started their relationship they both went through their Cas and Dean phase of being openly really in love with each other but being all awkward and shit at showing it.

So like Gabriel would show up at the bunker and be himself with Cas and Dean but the second that Sam walks into the room he's just- a mess. Making really bad jokes that Dean is like "That was worse than your normal stuff, u alright?", his invisible wings are all flustered and puffed up which Cas sees and just squints at gabe the entire time he's there.

Then when he leaves, they were like "well that was weird, hey Sam did you notice how Gabe-" and they turn around to see Sam blushing and has the dopiest smile on his face. He stops when Dean and Cas stare at him and is like "what?" to which Dean proceeds to pester him all afternoon about whats going on between them and Sam just keeps denying everything and stumbling over his words as he escapes to do "Research"

I think the real reason they couldn’t have Cas in the ‘Dog Dean Afternoon’ episode is because he would just pet Dean the entire time and the case would never get solved cause Dean just melts whenever cas scratches that very specific spot right behind his ear.

I think that if Picard ever accidentally fell asleep on Q, like just the slightest little head rest on Q's shoulder, Q would be so surprised but absolutely positively delighted!

He'd wait a few seconds to make sure Picard's actually asleep, listen to him breathing quietly, and then just- pick him up and place him fully on his lap. Like if a pet falls asleep next to you you'd pick it up and place it on your lap to cuddle it more. Q doesn't do anything else, even if he gets bored he lets Picard sleep. He just keeps his arms around the captain's waist and holds him happy to have his fun.

Of course when Picard wakes up he either (1) wakes up alone and with his favourite hot tea by his side bc Q vanished and didn't want Jean Luc to get all harumph harumph >:( about being in Q's lap or (2) Picard wakes up and does in fact get all angry after he realizes he's sitting in Q's lap which Q doesn't help by teasing him non-stop making the captain flush just a little bit.

Currently obsessing over the idea of Michael and Adam getting separated (Like Michael leaving the vessel for whatever reason, maybe a case or something???) and Adam gets hurt or like tortured and Michael just goes fucking FERAL.

Like, they might be helping the Winchesters and Castiel out for once, just cause they need like Michael’s power or something, but then Adam and him get split from each and Adam gets kidnapped by these monsters who like beat the shit out of him and finally Michael finds them and once Michael sees what they’ve done to Adam he just- looses his fucking shit. I’m talking smiting all the monsters, breaking the windows, bursting bulbs and probably ruptures the sound barrier for a sec.

And then after all this damage he quickly goes over to Adam and cradles him so softly and with such gentle care he heals all his wounds and soothes him and asks if he’s okay and then re-posses him so he can wrap himself back around Adam’s soul and find peace again. All the while Dean, Sam, and Cas just watch on like tf happened? Two seconds ago you were ready to kill everything within sight???