One of my personal favourite quodo headcanons is that when news gets around ds9 that they’re finally together-together as in, an actual real couple, everyone assumes that they have already boned like a bajillion times
Everyone on the station is like “Those two r a couple? Oh yeah, that goo man who has so much repressed energy that it comes out as an intense obsession for a little goblin sex freak who runs the bar and said goblin sex freak? They must have the kinkiest of sex, doing all types of weird roleplays and shit in the bedroom.”
And then by pure accident like a full year into their relationship Quark lets it slip to Jadzia at one of their bestie sleepovers that he and Odo have never done anything beyond making out and Dax is like “😦” and then she lets it slip to a bunch of other people and their all like “😦”
Do ya think that when Q was creating his human form to speak with Picard he was like "Even though it really doesn't matter how I appear in front of them because ultimately I am a far more advanced and uncomprehendingly larger being than all of them, I still have to make myself taller than Jean-luc so I can lean ominously over him and intimidate him >:)" but because Q has no understanding of personal space whatsoever to any on looking crewmember or ensign it just looks like he's bending over to stuff his face into Jean-luc's neck
I quite like the idea that grooming or touching an angels wings is like, weed for them? Like I know a lot of spn fics say that petting an angels wings will like either relax them or get them horny and ya know whats the combination of those? being high.
c'mon people imagine the possibilities with the three angels and their humans.
I’m begging everyone to go back and re-visit the s1e15 “If Wishes Were Horses” on ds9 because oh my god-
Julian’s whole part in the episode is his crush on Jadzia but there’s a scene early on at like 10 minutes where everyone’s imaginations come to life and the whole scene is with him and imaginary Jadzia waking him up and kissing him and I cannot listen to the way he’s whining and whimpering into the kiss without imagining a garashir situation swap where Garak’s the one who runs his hands through Julian’s hair and kisses him non-stop and being all seductive and eventually pulling Julian down onto the bed-
And then later the real Garak seeing the imaginary Garak and Julian being very flustered meanwhile he’s just a smug old lizard.
I got this idea from a random fic I read somewhere, but I think it’s a really funny to imagine that in Star trek when humans describe things their pets do, their alien buddies just think that this is another human doing these things because they don’t know earth animals. And like honestly humans have done weirder.
Don't get me wrong, Odo totally loves the cat and mouse game he and Quark have, loves that he and Quark get to play around as Lawful officer and Mischievous Criminal. However, I do think that if he ever ended up in some alternate reality where Quark was a goody-two shoes who listens to Odo's rules and stays out of trouble it would for sure be Odo's personal wet-dream :)
Weird take but I have huge grudge towards the background actors in the diner scene in 15x08, not throughout the entire scene but just at the end when Michael smites Lilith, when it pans around to the rest of the diner none of them look afraid enough, they all just look mildly shocked (except that one girl on the table behind Micheal when he leans over the booth, that girl look traumatized and I appreciate it) and it just takes me out of his whole 'Archangel power thing that Jabel had going on.
I love Adam and Michael talking in enochian to each other, but i propose:
Post-cage Michael teaching Adam enochian just cause Adam asks and finally there's a day where Adam says like a sentence correctly or something and Michael is just all gooey eyed listening to him repeatedly say "O Michael hath faith for I am your sword" over and over and over again all while smiling like an idiot.
That image of him sitting sadly still runs through my brain monthly bro, like-
I guarantee Michael was so uncomfortable being inside of Adam's body because that’s he's exactly what should have happened. When he possessed Adam, Adam should have died, Michael should have taken his body until a better vessel was available and Michael should have left him a vegetable after that. And that's what makes him uncomfortable. Adam changed him so much that he became better because of Adam and he learnt to love something he once hated (Humanity). I mean, Michael accepted everything Adam had to give him. He was willing to live out the rest of their existence together exploring earth and just being and talking and loving each other unconditionally. Adam challenged everything Michael had ever known and he was fine with that. The only time he wasn’t 100% okay with Adam’s input was with the realisation that God never cared for him. And even through that, they were together. I don’t like calling that scene a fight because it wasn’t, it was a conversation about a incredibly fragile topic that they both had different view points about and yet, go back and watch it and they’re not actually fighting. Maybe that one time when Michael yells but it’s quick and doesn’t put a dent on their relationship together.
So here’s the thing, after being with someone who changed you for the better while still unconditionally loving you as yourself for so long, how does one cope?
Michael’s answer?
He doesn’t.
Or at least he doesn’t know how to.
Adam was his stability, Adam was apart of him and had attached himself to Michael’s very being. If they had gotten more time on earth together they would have watched all the shows and movies they’d missed out on, Adam would have shown him all the human experiences like food and music, and in return Michael would have taken Adam across the globe to anywhere he wanted. Michael would have given him anything and everything and it still wouldn’t be enough to repay Adam for all the kindness he’s shown the archangel. They would’ve had late nights strolling the streets or cuddling up under the blankets or enjoying the early morning sun or simply doing something mundane to give a sense of normalcy back into their lives.
But they didn’t get to do that. They’ll never get to do any of that. Because Adam was gone - Taken from Michael by the one being who out-powered him - and he couldn’t do anything about it except, eventually hand himself into that one all-mighty being in hopes that he might see reason and bring his love back.
How foolish seeking reason from God.
So here’s Michael. One of the most powerful beings in existence. Just- sitting there in silence, staring into nothing wishing for a voice that wasn’t to be found. He’s desperately searching every bit of Adam's body and entire form just to see if any bit of his soul was left, if any bit of Adam was left behind instead of just his meatsuit.
how can anyone hate michael. did you not see him in 15x19? did you not see how small and sad he was. jake abel did not put his whole jabussy into making him a poor little meow meow in his widower arc for some of you to be like yeah michael is a cold-hearted irredeemable bastard :/
Just had the experience of realizing everyone is not on tumblr.
Was in class and we had our laptops out but nobody was typing because the teacher was talking, but i was at the back so i decided to start scrolling through tumblr and decide to make a post. Then this girl next to me looks over after 2 minutes of me typing and asks what I'm writing and I respond "A head canon" like second nature and she dead-ass said "I don't know what that is. What is that?" 💀
Love when a fandom shifts from calling characters Boyfriend's or Girlfriends in posts to calling them Husbands and Wives, its as if they actually got married at some point and we all just missed it
"His husband-" Omg congratulations! so sad I missed the ceremony I was doing my exams <3
"Her wife-" Hope the happy couple likes my wedding gift when it comes in the mail <3