Remember When Ice Was Complaining About How Annoying Den Is When He’s Drunk? Well, Turns Out He’s

This is the upright Phasmophobia knife of good luck

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(also, we are streaming phasmo at the time of posting, so if you’re quick you can vibe with us :D)

Okay this took us way too long to respond to but oh well lmfao

We decided we weren’t going to make ourselves and ALL the Nordics so you can have us and the Nordics we kin hehe, so we have:

Lizard and Denmark

Cereal and Iceland

Just gonna tag @never-enough-fandoms @karinsnightmareparty @nine-states-of-chaos and whoever else wants to do it, feel free :)

make yourself and your muse/s!

@ask-clubs-kingdom-headguard @ask-thejokers @cards-of-the-royal-guard @ask-the-avaricious-joker

*playing phasmophobia*

Norway 🇳🇴: IT’S FLICKING THE LIGHTS IT’S FUCKING WITH ME I’M LEAVING

Finland 🇫🇮: Wait it’s flicking lights? Hold on I wanna check for fingies

Norway 🇳🇴: I DON’T WANNA CHECK FOR ANYTHING I WANNA GO HOME

Don't forget the rice!

I WILL NEVER NOT FORGET THE RICE

I’M SORRY I’M STUPID :(

-Den 🇩🇰

Ya'll drink? If so how much does it take for you to get wasted?

Oh yeah, of course ;)

Finland - easily has the highest alcohol tolerance, takes A LOT (and I mean A LOT) to get him wasted. Do not let him near objects that could be potentially harmful because he will accidentally on purpose kill a man while drunk.

Denmark - close second to Fin, also takes a lot to get him wasted but that doesn’t mean he doesn’t spend most of his life wasted anyway. Imagine his personality but x10 when he’s drunk (he might also spontaneously start crying for no apparent reason)

Sweden - also pretty good tolerance, but not as good as Den or Fin. Doesn’t get wasted often but when he does, it really is a sight to see - he’s super giggly when he’s drunk

Norway - again, pretty good tolerance, similar to Sve, but is definitely more willing to get completely wasted than him. Gets very clingy and affectionate when drunk, Denmark does not complain about this.

Iceland - a baby. Zero tolerance for alcohol. Rarely ever drinks, he’s not particularly interested in getting wasted anyway because he’s seen what the rest of the Nordics are like and he doesn’t want to embarrass himself like that. He did, however, get drunk once, and you can bet your ass Den and Nor still have a million photos and videos from that occasion.

*playing mario kart*

Denmark 🇩🇰: Oh god I drove head first into a banana

Norway 🇳🇴: Banana straight to the mouth

Denmark 🇩🇰: The dream 😩

Iceland 🇮🇸:

Oh, uh, aitäh :’)

I really hope that’s right lmao

- Ice 🇮🇸

In honour of me forgetting it is Iceland’s birthday today 😔✌

Happy birthday ice bby <3

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Sealand tried to drink vodka again I’ve managed to stop him before he died of alcahol poisoning but now he’s passed on the couch after going FERAL , send help soon I’m playing Pokémon sapphire to cope with the stress but I don’t want to deal with a hungover 12 year old -🇦🇽🦇

Run.

*playing monopoly revolution*

Denmark 🇩🇰: ughhhhh $1mil super tax.

Norway 🇳🇴: you're going to roll a 5 next and land on income tax.

Denmark 🇩🇰: I almost took $5mil off myself cause you said 5.

Iceland 🇮🇸: that was smart.