*playing Phasmophobia*

(minecraft is everyone’s favourite game right?)  well, today i learned that me and lava don’t mix, and that, my friends, is why we have keep inventory on -denmark

Have you ever lied about your age?

⚠️Potentially triggering: Drugs and Alcohol mentioned⚠️

Denmark 🇩🇰: No? Why would you need to?

Norway 🇳🇴: I never found a reason to.

Iceland 🇮🇸: Yes, cause I wanted a goldfish, and the closest pet store has an Over 18 rule to by pets.. so...

Sweden 🇸🇪: No.

Finland 🇫🇮: Yes, cause drugs and booze baby.

(Disclaimer: Please don't do drugs kids.)

hug for you

-Den 🇩🇰

Happy birthday Denmark!

Look at the birthday boy 

Everyone wish him happy birthday! Or if you’re feeling brave, you could attempt to say tillykke med fødselsdagen (he’ll try not to judge your pronunciation too harshly) 

I would REALLY like to know what the inspiration behind your pfp was, please it absolutely KILLS me every time I see it it's so cursed in the best way possible

HAHA IM GLAD YOU LIKE IT

It’s actually from this video I made back in January before this blog even existed, but I just found myself too funny to NOT use that picture as the pfp for this blog

The rest of the video is just as cursed as that one image, I can assure you

-Lizard 🦎

*playing human fall flat*

Finland 🇫🇮: Which button is the rag doll button again?

Sweden 🇸🇪: Y.

Finland 🇫🇮: Because I think you have to rag doll to be able to get to that platform.

Sweden 🇸🇪: No I meant the button is Y.

Finland 🇫🇮:

Sweden 🇸🇪:

Finland 🇫🇮: oh

Sealand tried to drink vodka again I’ve managed to stop him before he died of alcahol poisoning but now he’s passed on the couch after going FERAL , send help soon I’m playing Pokémon sapphire to cope with the stress but I don’t want to deal with a hungover 12 year old -🇦🇽🦇

Run.

Okay Roblox and bully nine year olds 💅😃

Well that’s mine and Ice’s plans for tonight sorted 👁👄👁

-Den 🇩🇰

*playing fall guys*

Denmark 🇩🇰: Omg there’s giant fists, I don’t wanna get fisted

Norway 🇳🇴: No, we don’t want any fisting

Denmark 🇩🇰: Not right now anyway, save that for later ;)

Norway 🇳🇴:

Does this mean the blog still takes ask!

hi again, it’s lizard and cereal :) we’re gonna use this ask as a lil life update

first off, to answer this question: we don’t know lmao. neither of us are sure we have the time/energy to commit to running this blog again, but maybe we will at some point in the near future? again, we don’t know yet :/

now, life update time:

so, uh, sorry for disappearing off the face of the earth! life kind of hit us both like a truck, and we just didn’t have the time to even think about this blog anymore. we both miss posting and making stupid videos, and talking to all of the super cool friends we made through this blog! lizard started university, and formed a band, so that’s what most of his time has been spent on, and cereal literally ended up moving to the other side of the world so, uh, life’s been pretty hectic for her. we’re both doing well now though! like we’ve said, we don’t really know if we’ll have the time to start posting (at least consistently) again since we’re both at university and are living at opposite ends of the world with an 8 hour time difference, but who knows! maybe we’ll make an epic return soon 😌

that’s all for now, hopefully we’ll post again soon, but no promises unfortunately

lots of love from ur favourite idiot duo,

lizard 🦎and cereal 🥣 ❤️

Happy birthday Denmark!

Look at the birthday boy 

Everyone wish him happy birthday! Or if you’re feeling brave, you could attempt to say tillykke med fødselsdagen (he’ll try not to judge your pronunciation too harshly)