Don't Forget The Rice!

*playing unrailed, in the snow biome*

Finland 🇫🇮: Omg look it’s an abominable snobibbie

Sweden 🇸🇪: It’s a what now?

Finland 🇫🇮: You heard me- omfg he’s stealing our rails

Sweden 🇸🇪: No he doesn’t steal rails he just stomps

Finland 🇫🇮: Don’t stomp me bitch I’ll fucking drop kick you

Sweden 🇸🇪:

Okay so uhhh, this might not seem like that much but we just hit 50 followers, which is insane to us since this blog has only been alive for a little over a month 🥺

We literally never thought this account would get anywhere because, as the title of this blog suggests, it was made completely out of brain diarrhoea and we had no clue what we were gonna do with it (maybe we should change the title lmfao)

So, to celebrate...

IT’S Q&A TIME!!!

Send in any questions, either for the Nordics or us (the muns/admins), and we’ll answer all of them ASAP!

Once again, thank you! We can’t wait to see where this blog goes in the future :)

-Lizard 🦎 and Cereal 🥣

*Prolonged silence, waiting for a game to load*

Norway 🇳🇴: Riveting conversation

Denmark 🇩🇰: Sorry I’m eating a mars bar

Iceland 🇮🇸: Sorry I’m dissociating

*playing phasmophobia*

Denmark 🇩🇰: Look I threw the UV light and it landed upright

Norway 🇳🇴: Dildo light

Denmark 🇩🇰: Should i ride it?

Norway 🇳🇴: EWWWWWWWWW

Denmark 🇩🇰:

Norway 🇳🇴:

Norway 🇳🇴: Do it

Came to bully 9 year olds, I ended up getting bullied instead. RIP me  -Ice 🇮🇸

In today’s Minecraft episode: Iceland forgets what a pickaxe is, I torture Denmark by making him build a roof out of stairs, Finland simps over an enderman, Denmark fills the house with pumpkins, and Norway threatens Denmark with death for calling him a hoe. Quite interesting if you ask me. -Swe 🇸🇪

Norway 🇳🇴: Please don't be the first to die or I'll disown you.

Iceland 🇮🇸: *immediately dies*

Norway 🇳🇴: I'm disowning you.

Iceland 🇮🇸:

I'd like to imagine that Denmark is just scarily good at social deduction games like Town of Salem and Among Us even thought you wouldn't expect him to be. Being charismatic and a bit aggressive when you need to be and having ppl wrongly assume you're too stupid to lie is a huge advantage to have.

Damn bro why you gotta expose me like that

Here I was, sure I had everyone convinced I was a complete idiot 😔

-Den 🇩🇰

(I actually like this a lot 👀 bonus - Norway is actually the one that can’t lie for shit, because the one time he can’t keep a straight face is when he’s lying, so he usually gets caught out pretty quickly

-Lizard 🦎)

*playing keep talking and nobody explodes*

Denmark 🇩🇰: Okay we have symbols

Norway 🇳🇴: No the knob is beeping you need to do that or we’ll explode

Denmark 🇩🇰: So, there’s an A with a dick, a-

Norway 🇳🇴: NO BITCH YOU NEED TO FIDDLE WITH THE KNOB

*playing monopoly revolution*

Iceland 🇮🇸: Wow are you already down to 4 million?

Denmark 🇩🇰: Well I thought I had 3 million so that's a win for me.