Okay this took us way too long to respond to but oh well lmfao
We decided we weren’t going to make ourselves and ALL the Nordics so you can have us and the Nordics we kin hehe, so we have:
Lizard and Denmark
Cereal and Iceland
Just gonna tag @never-enough-fandoms @karinsnightmareparty @nine-states-of-chaos and whoever else wants to do it, feel free :)
make yourself and your muse/s!
@ask-clubs-kingdom-headguard @ask-thejokers @cards-of-the-royal-guard @ask-the-avaricious-joker
Iceland! What have you been up to lately?
Iceland: Well, I’ve been trying to learn guitar but... It’s not going that great
Norway: I offered to help him but he’s a stubborn little bitch who thinks he’ll be able to play welcome to the black parade 2 days after picking up a guitar for the first time
Iceland: ... Why are you so mean to me?
Norway: You know I love you really
Iceland:
Ay yo, still can't believe you all haven't girlsgogames like we're is the flavour 💅😩
I know right, it’s my favourite gaming website, I’ll have to convince the others ASAP 😔
-Swe 🇸🇪
How Gay Are You????
Denmark 🇩🇰: About 95%
Norway 🇳🇴: 110%
Iceland 🇮🇸: 0% gay, 0% straight, 100% aroace babey 😎
Finland 🇫🇮: a solid 80%
Sweden 🇸🇪: 91827383682729172726286473%
Iceland 🇮🇸: Quick! We need more seaweed!
Norway 🇳🇴: Sorry I'm not really into weed.
Iceland 🇮🇸:
AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH IVE BEEN DEAD BUT CONGRATS ON 200 Y'ALL AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
HHSHSHSGS THANK YOU
And thank you for being there from the very beginning! You’ll always have bragging rights for being our first member in our server ;D
challenge for admins:
expose urself by showing us ur first and most recent photos in ur camera roll 👀
Oh lawd here we go
Lizard:
First:
Most recent:
(i cannot explain either of them so please don’t ask lmfao)
Cereal:
First: pretty picture :)
Most recent: uh....
I'd like to imagine that Denmark is just scarily good at social deduction games like Town of Salem and Among Us even thought you wouldn't expect him to be. Being charismatic and a bit aggressive when you need to be and having ppl wrongly assume you're too stupid to lie is a huge advantage to have.
Damn bro why you gotta expose me like that
Here I was, sure I had everyone convinced I was a complete idiot 😔
-Den 🇩🇰
(I actually like this a lot 👀 bonus - Norway is actually the one that can’t lie for shit, because the one time he can’t keep a straight face is when he’s lying, so he usually gets caught out pretty quickly
-Lizard 🦎)
What is the best compliment you have ever received?
Nor once told me I wasn’t actually that annoying
I cried 🥺
-Den 🇩🇰
*playing brawlhalla*
Iceland 🇮🇸: If you wanna fight me, come up here and fight me
Norway 🇳🇴: Okay
Norway 🇳🇴: *KO’s ice*
Iceland 🇮🇸: You motherfucker, why do you only listen to me when I don’t want you to
*playing human fall flat*
Denmark 🇩🇰: I’m connected to Norway
Finland 🇫🇮: You mean spiritually, or...?
Denmark 🇩🇰: No I’m just grabbing his ass
Ask the APH Nordics: gaming edition! Featuring gaming clips and funny moments! | Asks are open! | Admins/muns: Lizard 🦎 (he/they) and Cereal 🥣(any pronouns)
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