Iceland! What Have You Been Up To Lately?

On today’s episode of “shit that happened while playing human fall flat”

I don’t really know what’s happening here but I don’t like it

Den and Nor literally started 69ing in the middle of the game...

Then we all fell at the same time and landed very gracefully 

-Ice 🇮🇸

*playing fall guys*

Norway 🇳🇴: I’m going to dress as a piece of cheese this time

Denmark 🇩🇰: What if I smelled like cheese, what then?

Norway 🇳🇴: I’d simply never talk to you ever again

Denmark 🇩🇰: What if I put on my cheese scented cologne?

Norway 🇳🇴: I would kill you if you came within 10 feet of me

Denmark 🇩🇰: but I’m a man of fragrance

Thank you! :D

I still think you should try and say the Danish tho 👀

-Den 🇩🇰

Happy birthday Denmark!

Look at the birthday boy 

Everyone wish him happy birthday! Or if you’re feeling brave, you could attempt to say tillykke med fødselsdagen (he’ll try not to judge your pronunciation too harshly) 

*playing monopoly revolution*

Iceland 🇮🇸: chance... 500k for rescuing a cow.

Denmark 🇩🇰: I helped!

Iceland 🇮🇸: No you didn't. You're a criminal.

Today is a very special day

IT’S NORWAY’S BIRTHDAY!!!!!

Everyone say happy birthday!!! Or even better, Gratulerer med dagen!!!

To celebrate, we made him bløtkake, and decorated it with his flag of course! :)

It was delicious! Everyone enjoyed it :)

We’re just going to spend a relaxed night in tonight, maybe play some games, maybe get absolutely piss drunk, who knows :D

-The Nordics

(Also, happy 17th May, Gratulerer med dagen, to any Norwegians out there :D -Lizard & Cereal)

who is tallest and who is tiny

Denmark - TALL BASTARD. At least 6’3” and you cannot convince me otherwise.

Sweden - ALSO A TALL BASTARD but very slightly shorter than Den. Tbh it’s probably only Den’s hair that makes him look taller. About 6’2” - 6’3”

Norway - NOT TINY. I like my Norwegians TALL 😤 shorter than Den and Swe but not that much shorter, about 6’0”

Iceland - Average (by Icelandic standards anyway), about 5’8” (although he wishes he was taller)

Finland - The Tiniest™️ (but he can and will destroy you), not by much tho, about 5’7” - 5’7.5”

Do you ever simp so hard for an enderman that you feel sad when he’s hurting? Cause same. Sorry lizard, I couldn’t kill him. I feel like Finland would understand how I’m feeling... 

- Cereal 🥣

(bro he’s on fire he’s gonna die anyway -lizard 🦎)

How Gay Are You????

Denmark 🇩🇰: About 95%

Norway 🇳🇴: 110%

Iceland 🇮🇸: 0% gay, 0% straight, 100% aroace babey 😎

Finland 🇫🇮: a solid 80%

Sweden 🇸🇪: 91827383682729172726286473%

So, we recently all sat down to play pictionary together - we couldn’t record it, but here are some of our ✨beautiful✨ drawings! I’ll be impressed if anyone can figure out what they’re supposed to be because honestly I can’t remember :D

-Den 🇩🇰

(also, we played heads up, and i would just like to show you this specific clip cause i think it’s funny and also relevant

-Lizard 🦎)

Want to know how to make Sweden extremely frustrated? Making him play golf usually does the trick :)

-Den 🇩🇰