so, we all know how the first person to get a quirk in the BNHA universe pretty much just lights up their body. when i looked them up, the gender was unconfirmed. so what i’m hearing is, it is hypothetically possible for the first person with a quirk to have a dick that can light up like a lightsaber? because i’m pretty sure that's it. does it make a sound? like the- fwoom
so true. rolan is a little bit of a stick in the mud but he’s MY stick in the mud ‼️
it was on SIGHT with Lorroakan 😤
unironically people need to learn to say “they haven’t done anything wrong i just find them annoying”
Sorry for the inactivity here's some filth to make up for it ❤️
Warning: Sexy sex stuff, just a drabble, Nsfw so no minors
Mammon didn't normally stay back after a meeting, he was usually the first one out the door, but ever since his arrangement was the Demon Lord himself...
It's safe to say his attentiveness rivaled even Lucifers. Just for one sole purpose in mind:
“W-Will you really let me use your card tonight if I- Ah~!”
“Of course baby! Has daddy ever lied to you?” Dia purred into the white-haired demon's ear, rubbing his thick leaking cock between Mam’s ass cheeks. Of course he hasn't, but Mammon can sometimes be doubtful. What if Dia no longer wants his services? This is the best money flow he had in a while! Not to mention that Diavolo is just so sweet with him, constantly showering him with gifts, putting him through all kinds of pleasure, and the aftercare? He really was amazing. Too amazing for a scumbag like him... It's only a matter of time before Dia realizes that-
SMACK!
Mammon is brought back to reality with a brutally placed strike on his backside, the prince starting down at him menacingly. Awaiting a response that Mammon must have not noticed.
“Baby doll, you're in your head again,”
“I-I'm sorry daddy! I promise I'll be more...oh...” His sentence is cut short as Dia rubs the lubed head of his length over the smaller demons hole.
“There we go...just focus on the pleasure okay?” with a curt nod from Mammon, the prince slowly begins to enter him. Both closed their eyes, letting out gasps and growls as he slowly fills him up. Once Dia his balls deep, he begins that pace his baby loves so, so much:
Rough, and messy.
Hunching over like a dog in heat, thrusting deep and pulling out slowly, savoring the small whimpers and curses that came from the demon under him. Meanwhile, Mammon could barely form a single thought with how full he was, not a single other thought going through his poor head. Just what Diavolo knew he needed.
It wasn't soon until the two were practically feral as Mammon fucked himself against Dia’s cock, while Dia messily humped into Mammons tight ass, his drool making a mess on the second born’s shoulder as he worked hard to push them both right over the edge.
“Oh daddy plus-please-uhn...”
“Please what my golden boy~?”
“Please fill m’ass with cum! I want it..want ya so bad daddy...”
What a sweet thing, asking so nicely! How could his daddy say no?
He spits into his palm a couple times before he reaches down, pumping Mammons twitching cock fervently.
“If I'm cumming then so are you baby..ah shit...after all you make the most adorable noises when you cum a-and the faces you make are just...nnnmm FUCK! Just thinking about it is gonna make me bust~”
He goes faster and faster, thrusting and pumping until finally, both men cum intensely. Dia wrapping his strong arms around Mammons frame as his hips press flush against his ass, painting his insides white until cum began to leak from around his cock. Mammon has came straight into Diavolo’s hand and was ready to apologize when he realized that he was just to tired to say a thing. Well that and when he did turn to speak he caught the prince himself licking at his fingers with a hunger he'd never seen. It made him flush so hard he had to turn away to hide it. Like Diavolo didn't already know his effect on his baby. However he doesn't acknowledge it, he just smiles as he begins cleaning him up.
“Lets get you cleaned up baby, then we can go out for a nice dinner!”
“Nah..lets just stay in, my ass hurts...”
“You wanna stay in the palace with me...?”
Oh no.
Mammon you scumbag! You don't just invite yourself to THE Demon Prince’s-
“I thought you'd never ask!” Diavolo, overjoyed picks up mammon in his arms, minding the mess as he made his way back to his palace, where he could finally spoil his golden boy properly~
Oh to be in a poly relationship with Matsuhana
bitches hate me for my earnest whimsy and my pathological degree of avoidant behavior
WHY IS THIS ME
this- i- OH MY GOSH IT WAS SO CUTE ☺️😩🥺
literally i loved this series all the way through, every single route was so adorable and funny. pure fluff (besides h*m but we don’t talk about that)
ANYWAYS 😃 akaashi was so fucking funny in this- turning me into an akaashi simp even though he was a side character i-
↳ synopsis. y/n l/n is a first-year from nekoma who moves to karasuno in order to heal from her past toxic relationship. everything appears to be moving along smoothly, until her ex gets in touch with her again. what happens when a last-minute decision ends with her pretending to date one of the first-year boys on the volleyball team?
- status. completed ! (started november 6, 2020)
- pairings. kageyama, tsukishima, hinata, yamaguchi x female reader
- genre. fake dating to lovers au, fluff, crack, probably won’t have any angst
- warnings. mentions of a toxic relationship, stalking, swearing, maybe some suggestive themes, you might lose some braincells reading this
- a/n. hi loves ! this is my first smau lol i’m so excited for this :)) updates might not be regular, but i’ll try to update as frequently as i can.
also shoutout to @nerdybreadcollaborative for helping me proofread this because my first language is in fact not english 🤩
y/n’s brothers 😾👊 | karasuno’s idiot parade
track 01 - good lick
track 02 - lev’s frog obsession
track 03 - wait a minute
track 04 - ‘friends’
track 05 - greetings gay boy
track 06 - bar-be-que!!!
track 07 - 8 ball
track 08 - shit x5
hinata’s playlist
track 01 - thanks 😃👍👍
track 02 - studying
track 03 - creep
track 04 - ascending to the heavens
track 05 - ¥2000
track 06 - sunrise | written chapter
kageyama’s playlist
track 01 - manifested 😌✨
track 02 - men 😔‼️
track 03 - master chef up in this bitch
track 04 - kiss it better
track 05 - childhood sweethearts
track 06 - future queen | written chapter
tsukishima’s playlist
track 01 - back pocket
track 02 - 🥺🥺
track 03 - 8:27 am
track 04 - meteor shower
track 05 - shoujo animes
track 06 - outstretched arms | written chapter
yamaguchi’s playlist
track 01 - good friend(?)
track 02 - your honour: i am in love with this man
track 03 - baby plants 😻
track 04 - assertive yamaguchi
track 05 - final boss
track 06 - sunset | written chapter
this smau is completed.
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she and i would have a grand time going to build a bear tbh. monthly date at build a bear
"I could fix her" "I could make her worse" Well I could take her to build a bear
LMFAO
malleus pulling a “did you have a nice trip”
e - 22 - bg3, love and deep space, and various other loser interests :)there are dark themes present on this blog, please browse with care and caution ☆彡
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