I Know I Sound Like Your Mom But You Kids Need To Stop Fucking Vaping

I know I sound like your mom but you kids need to stop fucking vaping

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1 year ago

everything should cost one dollar, ten dollars, or one hundred dollars. a drinky drink is one dollar. a t shirt is ten dollars. rent is one hundred. i might be convinced to allow one thousand dollars for some very big purchases like a house. i get it, you're running a business. i'm not unreasonable.

1 year ago

"ohh what if my kid starts identifying as a CAT because of the trans agenda we have to prote—" well they've always done that. do you remember the psychological effects of h2o on young girls. of warrior cats on autistic children. i believed i was a demigod because of percy jackson. twilight came out and kids were telling their friends they were secretly vampires. this is just a thing kids do. worry less

1 year ago
ON LEARNING PALESTINE DOES NOT EXIST

The news comes quick, like a bird against the window pane. “Thank god!” I say, mopping the sweat from my brow, a tenor-relief. I slip out of my clothes, set my house on fire, dance my way to the bank. “Sorry,” I explain to the teller, smiling sympathetically, “I cannot pay for that loan, as I do not exist!” Skip into the street, hop into a stranger’s car. Hey, who took my car??! Couldn’t have been me- I don’t exist! Sorry, sorry. Wrong nightmare. (My face carefully frozen into an innocent’s mask.) Into the supermarket I go, grab armfuls of those little packets of chocolate donettes, waltz back out. “Don’t worry,” to the cashier, “insurance will cover an act of god, if not a robbery.” I yank the payphone to my ear, practically sing “Sorry, Kate! I won’t be able to make it to your wedding. I seem to have developed a bad case of ephemerality. I don’t think I will recover- perhaps forget you ever thought you knew me.” Click! Farewell, RSVP’s! Farewell, whooshing deadlines! Farewell temporality! Hello never, hello always. I spit gleefully on cars. Throw rocks. Bust open the fire hydrant, bust open the button-down in the freezing cold. My imaginary chest begins to turn blue. When my friends and family are angry with me, I simply walk away; fiction does not owe anything to reality! I can’t believe I ever thought myself a body. Can’t believe I ever thought myself solid enough. Shivering in the cold, when the electricity has gone, I remind myself: fiction does not owe anything to reality. But doesn’t reality owe a little something to fiction? A bite to eat? Some warm water? Some cool water? After a while I stop sticking my tongue out at passersby, because they stop looking shocked. After a while, night soaks in and doesn’t leave. Maybe I like it. Maybe it’s too lonely. Maybe I shouldn’t have listened to anyone that wasn’t me. In the abandoned parking lot, each space is occupied by a single Palestinian, all of us looking straight ahead, no one touching. No solidarity with wisps. No community in illusion. I touch myself and wonder if I’m still there. The fly that won’t leave me alone reminds me someone, at least, believes in me, and that I am sweet. That’s enough. Enough. Enough. That’s enough.

On learning Palestine does not exist by Fargo Nissim Tbakhi

1 year ago

Sometimes I wish we would start calling out the performative radicalism on this site for the poser bullshit it is. "Remember, it's always morally correct to kill a cop!" "Don't forget to firebomb your local government office!" "Wow, it sure would be a shame if these instructions on how to make a molotov cocktail got spread around!"

Okay. But you're not killing cops or firebombing government offices. You are posting on a dying microblogging website to a carefully-curated echo chamber that has radicalized itself into thinking that taking the absolute most extreme position on any subject is praxis but that anyone discussing the most practical way to effect actual change is your sworn enemy. You do not have the street cred OR the activist cred to be talking about killing cops, babe.

1 year ago

2020 being 4 years ago has me clawing at my bedroom walls

1 year ago

making a chinese liuma流麻 for mo dao zu shi by 路遥星亦辞

reason why liuma is very popular in a lot of chinese fandoms

Making A Chinese Liuma流麻 For Mo Dao Zu Shi By 路遥星亦辞

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1 year ago
After Getting Over The Initial Shock And Heartbreak Of This Tweet And This Reply, It Hit Me That (and
After Getting Over The Initial Shock And Heartbreak Of This Tweet And This Reply, It Hit Me That (and

After getting over the initial shock and heartbreak of this tweet and this reply, it hit me that (and I don't know if this is a cultural thing here in the middle east or an Islamic one)

A child has to be named even if they're stillborn.

For a child to not be named, that means there's no one left to name them. They were killed along with their entire family.

I hoped I was wrong, but I checked the list of victims of Israeli attacks and found this:

After Getting Over The Initial Shock And Heartbreak Of This Tweet And This Reply, It Hit Me That (and

Israel has ended 47 Palestinian bloodlines over the course of this genocide (or perhaps more), so you might think that this little detail isn't that important, but I don't think we should get used to cruelty of this proportion, no matter how consistently Israel commits it.

The number of victims isn't just a number. These are people with full lives and hopes and dreams.

It's enough of a disaster that these families were wiped out, but in murdering them, Israel didn't just deprive them of their lives, hopes, and dreams. It deprived them of even the dignity to name their children.

It continues to deprive the remaining Palestinians of their most basic human rights.

What did the Palestinians do to not deserve food or water or electricity?

What did their *newborns* do to not deserve lives or at the very least names?!

This is the most harrowing form of terrorism I can think of. The genocidal Israeli occupation is the most despicable terrorist organization the world has had the displeasure of knowing.

The whole world should be deeply ashamed that it's not only allowing such heinous war crimes to be committed, but in a lot of ways, it's enabling them.

I don't know how anyone can be neutral about this.

Stand with Palestine, stand against the occupation. Against genocide.

ربنا يتقبل الأطفال دول و أمهاتهم و عائلاتهم اللي الاحتلال قتلهم معاهم شهداء، و ينتقم من إسرائيل و أي حد بيمكّنهم أشد انتقام في الدنيا قبل الآخرة.

1 year ago

Amazon is being sued by the FTC and 17 states for being an illegal monopoly

Amazon sued by FTC and 17 states over allegations it inflates online prices and overcharges sellers
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The Federal Trade Commission and 17 state attorney generals filed an antitrust lawsuit against Amazon on Tuesday, alleging the e-commerce be
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