Amazon Is Being Sued By The FTC And 17 States For Being An Illegal Monopoly

2020 being 4 years ago has me clawing at my bedroom walls

Demonstrating some wushu skills: 寸掌 (cun4zhang3; one-inch palm strike), 手刀 (shou3dao1; knifehand strike), 寸拳 (cun4quan2; one-inch punch), 隔山打牛 (ge2shan1da3niu2; lit. hitting a cow from the other side of a mountain, in wushu: indirect knockdown)

[eng by me]

🔲 relax shoulders/jaw

🔲 stretch in any way that feels comfortable

🔲 go find+drink some water or any refreshing drink

🔲 deep breath

🔲 resume your silly activity of choice

dashboard unfucker update!

v5.6.0

Once again the evil "ui designers" of Tumblr have connived to take away your icons! But they're back now though so it's okay.

BONUS FEATURE:

Maybe you see a lot of polls without a "See results" option. Or maybe the options all suck. Or maybe you just don't feel like voting. Well regardless, it's your lucky day; you can now see poll results without voting!

ever since i was a little girl i knew i wanted to pirate popular media content instead of paying for a subscription service

"ohh what if my kid starts identifying as a CAT because of the trans agenda we have to prote—" well they've always done that. do you remember the psychological effects of h2o on young girls. of warrior cats on autistic children. i believed i was a demigod because of percy jackson. twilight came out and kids were telling their friends they were secretly vampires. this is just a thing kids do. worry less

t-shirt that says I Survived The Donald Trump Assassination Attempt of '24 And All I Got Was This Stupid Sense of Foreboding and the picture beneath is just of the seventh circle of hell

Sometimes I wish we would start calling out the performative radicalism on this site for the poser bullshit it is. "Remember, it's always morally correct to kill a cop!" "Don't forget to firebomb your local government office!" "Wow, it sure would be a shame if these instructions on how to make a molotov cocktail got spread around!"

Okay. But you're not killing cops or firebombing government offices. You are posting on a dying microblogging website to a carefully-curated echo chamber that has radicalized itself into thinking that taking the absolute most extreme position on any subject is praxis but that anyone discussing the most practical way to effect actual change is your sworn enemy. You do not have the street cred OR the activist cred to be talking about killing cops, babe.

the website updated

I don’t remember what was there before this update so I’m putting everything here that I think could be new

Im losing my shit