Everything Should Cost One Dollar, Ten Dollars, Or One Hundred Dollars. A Drinky Drink Is One Dollar.

Sometimes I wish we would start calling out the performative radicalism on this site for the poser bullshit it is. "Remember, it's always morally correct to kill a cop!" "Don't forget to firebomb your local government office!" "Wow, it sure would be a shame if these instructions on how to make a molotov cocktail got spread around!"

Okay. But you're not killing cops or firebombing government offices. You are posting on a dying microblogging website to a carefully-curated echo chamber that has radicalized itself into thinking that taking the absolute most extreme position on any subject is praxis but that anyone discussing the most practical way to effect actual change is your sworn enemy. You do not have the street cred OR the activist cred to be talking about killing cops, babe.

There you are! Welcome Home!

Masterlist for all Welcome Home theories/analyses made by me!

For anyone new, I have to warn you that I personally like to think I may be reaching too far in some of these, so take this with a grain of salt should you decide to read it! This is all just for fun and none of this may even be remotely accurate guesses to the plot whatsoever!

I also wanted to mention, this space is made for those of you who are focused on the actual plotline of Welcome Home and genuinely want to discuss things as opposed to fanart, OC's, and all of that! Those things are delightful and all, but this is a blog where the actual storyline is examined! So for anyone looking for that, you have found the place!

Theories:

Official Welcome Home Theory

Who's really Who?

The Show Must Go On

The Enigmatic Nature of Wally's Eating Habit

The Tar of Wally's Anguish

Wally's Nocturnal Plea

Sally's Monster Allegory [Most recent!]

[More to be added...]

Analyses:

Frank, Eddie, and Poppy are the only trustable characters

Poppy appreciation

Uh oh!

Wally's Halloween Costume [Most recent!]

[More to be added...]

THIS!!!!!!!!!! most of us feel like we aren't doing enough because we can't physically stop a genocide but speaking helps!! pressuring helps!! boycotting helps and protesting helps!! please don't give up on Palestinians not when the entire world has turned their backs on them

here is how YOU can help Palestine

cursed with "want to watch a show and listen to music at the same time from the same device but my laptop is broken" disease

Bisan's recent post. I think it's important for you to read it. Tonight 03.12.23, journalists in gaza share their last messages. There are no words to describe the horrors unfolding in gaza right now.

I no longer have any hope of survival like I had at the beginning of this genocide, and I am certain that I will die in the next few weeks or maybe days. I have been sick with severe viral infection for days and cannot move from the mattress!

I suffer from nightmares that are so closely resemble reality that I no longer differentiate between reality and dream.

I live in a world other than the one I claimed to be building! I am a community activist who lived on the fantasy that the world was free and just, and I sought to bring rights not only to my people, but to many men and women in third world countries!

I was shocked that I was not from the third world! Indeed, we are the most humane and moral! Yes, because the world approves, supports, and finances the genocide we are being subjected to, legislates it, and gives reasons for for 58 days! While we are a people who have been living on occupied land for 75 years and are still searching for our rights and communicating our voice to the world!

My message to the world: You are not innocent of what is happening to us, you as governments or peoples that support Israel’s annihilation of my people. We will not forgive you, we will not forgive you, humanity will not forgive you, we will not forget, even if we die, the history will never forget .

A Message to friends: Thank you and the supporters around the world. You have been compassionate and very strong. We ask you not to lose hope, even if the world seems completely unfair and your efforts have not yet resulted in a ceasefire.

The two types of tgcf fans:

Aaaaa my little wally plush just got here! I love him so much he's the most!!! Here he is on the hyperfixation shelf with the embroidery i made based off of Clowns art, I gave him many things he likes as enrichment haha. This was such a wonderful thing to wake up to today ❤

@partycoffin

(Here's pictures of the embroidery I did while waiting for him to get here, original art belongs to Clown)

EDIT: omg?! thank you all so much for the sweet comments on this, and Clown and his crew to! Your all SO nice and I wanted to thank you for making such a wonderful project! I'm so excited to see it progress and your other future works!

I genuinely feel like I’m going insane sometimes

if i ever had a yoga channel i think i would just put the minecraft soundtrack behind it