You Mean *nonetheless?

You gotta teach me your petty ways so I can have sassy and mean clapbacks ready like you do, cuz from what i seen you win fights with ease 💀

Of course! It's all about sarcasm, delivery and wordplay. But this isn't something that everybody can do, see you gotta have the sass and be able to execute it perfectly. ☝️

Why's that?

You can call me anything you want to, by the way. I don't really label myself regarding pronouns and stuff.

Even if you referred to me as "it" like I was some piece of furniture.

Oh, I could never refer to a human as an "it". That would feel very disrespectful. Unless, of course, they're not human. However, pronouns and gender identities nowadays can be very confusing for me, there are many and I grew up in a much simpler time.

So in that case, I'll just stick to simplifying the conundrum by referring to you as anonymous, if that's alright with you of course. ☺️

Ur thicker than a bowl of oatmeal 💚💚💚

I have no idea what that means, and I hate oatmeal. I'll take it as a compliment, though! Thank you! ☺️

We need more pictures of your damn fine face

Hmm, maybe ask me again later, lol. 💙💖

Also, how this ask makes me feel:

T H A N K Y O U, L O V E

You strike me as the guy who casually wears bathrobes in the morning and on wellness sundays.

Oh yes, I have many bath and night robes made from the finest satin and silk. And velvet. If you gotta work hard you might as well be comfortable while doing it!

I just ordered a few more this week.

Hello, Starshine! Greetings, tumblr visitors!

Welcome to the official Willy Wonka Tumblr page! I shake you warmly by the hand. ✨

My name is Willy Wonka, & this tumblr will be dedicated to answering all of your burning questions & discussing a bit about my chocolate factory, such as how I make my chocolate, what ingredients are best to use for the absolute best quality & how I passed the Chocolate Manufacturing exam & became the youngest chocolatier in history.

Not to mention loads of fun sharing secret recipes (not mine, oh heavens no), sneak peeks inside the factory, news, updates & more! I personally will also be sharing some valuable advice as to how to become a great chocolatier like myself for the aspiring!

Although since I am quite busy running the factory, my Oompa Loompas will take over every now & again to operate my page. They just insisted I needed social media accounts. For now I bid you good day & until then.

- Willy Wonka 🍫

Life teaches you to be strong, all by yourself. https://ift.tt/3v4ZXqG

~ Moon gates

Source: @Thesecountryroads 🌾

Storybook & Fairytale homes & Airbnbs. (these are some of my favorites).

Isabella's Little Pink House, Orlando, USA / Casa dos Duendes in Campos do Jordão, São Paulo State, Brazil / Gingerbread Mansion, Ferndale, California / Forest House, Efteling, The Netherlands / The Boot At The Jester House Cafe, Tasman, New Zealand / Hobbit Home, Dutchess County, Pawling / Spadena House, Beverly Hills, California / Akebono kodomo-no-mori park, Japan (this woodland home was inspired by the iconic Finnish Moomins series by Tove Jansson) / Hamlet of Marie Antoinette, Versailles, France / Witch House in Białka Tatrzańska, the Tatra Mountains, Poland