You Strike Me As The Guy Who Casually Wears Bathrobes In The Morning And On Wellness Sundays.

This gives me the chills. 🌨️

"Surviving Willy Wonka is an American horror movie created by Tim Burton and is the sequel to Charlie and the Chocolate Factory. Six years into the future, a whimsical candy-making killer with an unknown motive for luring his adolescent victims inside his chocolate factory opens his doors up to the public once again. But this time, tourists won't leave."

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@onlyedwardscissorhands

My Oompa Loompas decided to make you a little tribute. They like you a lot.

✨🍃 𝓗𝓸𝓶𝓮 🍞✨

Cocoa here!

So... Have you ever been outside while it was raining and just stood in the rain?

Ah...no. Rain makes you sticky and sick, why would you stand in it intentionally?

We might need to discuss a few of your life choices, Cocoa Bean.

Caramel they say? Is it true?

I've heard I smell like everything from caramel to peanuts and sugar. Who knows? It changes every time, depending on the person.

The feminine urge I get to tell y'all to stfu about your feminine urges is unreal

Yo haircut stuuuuuupid af what did you think when getting your hair cut with a fckn booooowl

First of all, my haircut isn't stupid, yours is. Matter of fact it's probably dry, basic and straight with split ends, no style, volume or curl. Just dreadful and more lifeless than a dead rose. 😌

take a break while watching this little bunny cross your dash

I don't wanna talk about it, but here's a few old pictures of me growing up: