Yo Haircut Stuuuuuupid Af What Did You Think When Getting Your Hair Cut With A Fckn Booooowl

Do you have a gf? Asking for a friend, haha ~cafemòchaaa

First of all, love the aesthetic gif & your blog, I'm a huge coffee/cafe enthusiast so I just followed you. ☕ 😍

Secondly, yes I do, she actually has a tumblr, she's @proseformylove (if you wanna follow 😉).

P͏s͏s͏t͏! H͏e͏y͏, I͏ h͏o͏p͏e͏ y͏o͏u͏ h͏a͏v͏e͏ a͏ g͏r͏e͏a͏t͏ d͏a͏y͏, I͏ l͏o͏v͏e͏ y͏o͏u͏! O͏k͏a͏y͏, b͏y͏e͏! 💕🧡💛💚💙

Just had some kid message me about being allegedly bullied by some of my followers, I blocked him.

Here's why: Number one: I'm not sure what happened. Number two: I'll never understand why some people think that just because they're having drama with followers of another person, that the person they're following is automatically involved or responsible for the others' behavior. I am not a parent. I am not part of the tumblr team. Half of my followers are obviously adults and I don't have any more authority than the next person to stop or encourage other people's behavior. I am busy running a factory - not a daycare, I don't get involved with petty online drama that doesn't concern me, even if the people involved are friends or followers. There's no point in messaging me about matters that have nothing to do with my factory or me personally. There are block and report options for a reason. Use them.

I hate having to post this, I'm terribly sorry. That just annoyed the living daylights out of me. Just as I was enjoying a nice glass of wine and-ugh. I digress.

Now back to your regularly scheduled program. Good evening.

- Willy Wonka 🍫

If a girl's coochie smells like tuna fish is that bad for men? Asking for a friend 😅😐😶🤐

I think m-maybe that's a q-question for your gynecologist, dear girl.

...Heh...yeah. Gynecologist.

I'm not a doctor. I'm a chocolatier. I make chocolate. 'Kay?

Your favourite cocoa bean here:

I don't plan on doing that, but if I licked you, would you taste like ice? Or cotton candy? Or sugar?

Cocoa, if you licked me I would taste like human flesh. Sorry to disappoint.

But if cannabalism is something you're into, I could definitely recommend some countries where it's completely legal. I wouldn't suggest eating people though, they don't taste very good at all.

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features: (dark)cottagecore, (dark)naturecore, fairycore/fae, plantblr, light aesthetic, soft aesthetics

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Pro: black, love, positivity, peace

~ ashlyn 🍃

SUPERNATURAL | 5.16 Dark Side of the Moon [101/X]

don’t go into the light

I prefer loneliness over fake company. https://ift.tt/3s1DxFg

Frog appreciation post!✨🍄

Hey does your fiance have a blog thats more active??

Mhm. Her main blog: @beachbabee is most active.

Her sideblog: @proseformylove is not as active.