Ur Thicker Than A Bowl Of Oatmeal 💚💚💚

I wanna taste your lips 😘 I know you're sweet like sugarcane 💕💗

Silly girl, if you would like to taste me then you could simply just eat me, I am eatable after all. Though I'm afraid that isn't a bright idea, unless you'd like to speak with the local authorities.

I'm becoming a bit overwhelmed with the notifications I'm receiving. My asks are totally backed up too. They just don't stop, ha. I'm gonna take a break and check on my Oompa Loompas. Heh...'kay bye.

Goodnight world.

Good morning, folks! Rise and shine, wipe the boogers from your eyes! It's show and tell time! ✨

You guys ever had chocolate soda? No? Then you're in luck!

Behold! The Berry Berry room. This very room is specially designed for soda pop creations beyond the wildest flavors. Everything from Root Beer to Chocolate Berry Blast. Which just so happens to be the new flavor we're still processing through our machine.

The Export and Float machine (above) fills every 12 oz bottle up with some of Wonka's magic ingredients!

But as you can see, we've tried it at least two hundred times and every bottle of soda came out a bit differently. In wonky shapes and sizes. So this is still in the works.

But with every trial and error, we've gotten a bit closer to our goal! Putting these babies in every store on every shelf!

That's all for now from the factory.

More updates to come soon! Til then.

- Willy Wonka 🍫

Studio Satsch on Instagram / Etsy

Nobody:

Winslow: "Damn. Bet. AHAA! Desperate. WHAT?! WHAT?! WHAT?! Bro my voice dead. Aye *starts aggressively rapping anyway*"

🤣😂😭

I love your account so much! I’m being anon bc I’m shy, but your account is honestly my exact aesthetic and I’m here for it. Can you post the bonus track from Cannibals? I wonder why it was left off your album? Thank you (:

Thank you! Got you, darling! 💙🖤

~•••~

Winslow Sullivan - Headshot ft. Y$L Frenchie x IKillPpl (prod. Super Mario)

(Ignore the shitty visual quality, it's 12AM & I'm too tired to properly process it)

𝓘𝓼𝓷'𝓽 𝓷𝓪𝓽𝓾𝓻𝓮 𝓫𝓮𝓪𝓾𝓽𝓲𝓯𝓾𝓵? 🐸🌿

If you could meet your younger self, what would you tell them?

Eat all the candy in the world to your heart's content, ha ha!

Wait, I already did that...

~ Source: (IG) @Thistleandopal 🍁🎂

Bearbnb, East Sussex, UK 🍯

Created in celebration of Pooh's 95th anniversary, The 'Bearbnb' is an authentic replica of Pooh's tree-hollow cottage & the designer, Kim Raymond, hasn't left a single detail out – fittingly. Taking inspiration from the original illustrations of E. H. Shepard, the tiny property can be found inside a real tree trunk & boasts a bright red door & a sign that reads 'Mr Sanders', a reference to the original Winnie-the-Pooh tales. The magical home boasts a cozy interior with bespoke blue & white striped wallpaper adorned with yellow acorns & pine cones, as well as a rustic wood ceiling, off-kilter windows, floral furnishings & hand-painted artworks. The kitchen comes equipped with a shelving unit filled with giant jars of honey, while outside you'll find a magical picnic area where guests were served up locally-sourced meals inspired by Pooh's favourite honey.