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Art by Jonathan Wesslund

I normally never post anything but can we talk about how hot Winslow / @winslowat3am was as this devil character and how good his British accent is? I‘m not good at these kind of posts; bare with me. 💭

❌[tw: cursing, mentions of death] ❌

VYCKTOR S. C.

VYCKTOR C. - Played by @winslowat3am [Canadian American Actor]

Species: Demon, Shapeshifter

[very often mistakened for a vampire because of his pale grey skin, gothic victorian fashion sense, sharp teeth, and sometimes firery red eyes] ~

Age: 709 Years [immortal]

Nationality: British

Occupation: Soul collector, Head hunter, Cult leader

Diet: Human flesh

Home: Black castle b/w Heaven and Hell

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Fave Quotes:

• If I burned that bridge then I burned it for a reason, it means I‘m not interested in crossing it again. Ever. And I most certainly am not interested in doing you any favors, Gabriel. I don‘t work for you or for your God anymore.

• I will bite your fucking snout off and hand it to you. Sit. DOWN!

• May the same misfortune, pain, wrath and strife be paid back unto you tenfold, you‘re hereby banned from here, should you ever return and I find out you‘d better pray there‘s a God fast enough and willing to save your filthy pathetic, putrid soul!

• For crying out loud, I never loved you, I‘m incapable! You think that you can trick me with your innocent little games, your feminity and your looks, but just as sure as you are breathing, darling, I‘m the goddamn devil, and that won‘t work with me because I have no love for or attraction to humans! Especially loose women. Dirty whores, you. All of you, filthy whores! Concubines! Women of Cain! (this one hit so different lmbo)

• I‘m not a fucking vampire, you shriveled up sad sack of wet dog shit. I‘m the devil! Lucifer! Bezzelebub! Hades, even! Hi, not so nice to meet you. Like the new body? Of course you do. Now! Enough introductions! Let‘s make this quick and get down to business, I don‘t have another 700 years

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My movie synopsis: Bezzelebub, self renamed Vycktor, is a 700 year old shapeshifting fallen angel who lives in a gloomy castle just outside of heaven‘s gates in the sky, far away from humanity, according to God‘s rules. Being kicked out of heaven in his previous life as an angel after trying to gather an army of angels in his assist to overthrow God, he was battled, lost, and kicked out of the gates of heaven, where he then flew down to earth, collecting souls and killing humans. Angels in heaven took notice of this and on God‘s command went down to earth to fight and capture Vycktor, taking him back in the sky and locking him away in his castle. After being locked away for 700 years, Vycktor‘s thirst for revenge against the angels and human flesh grows uncontrollable and he breaks free, going back down to earth to wreak havoc amongst the population, but this time he works in an effort to gather some of the most gruesome of monsters such as werewolves, vampires, fiends, ghouls, and creates a dangerous cult in war preparation against God‘s angels. In the midst of it all, he deceives a very naive and trusting woman named Heather, a descendent of Jesus‘ mother, Mary, into believing he‘s a human being, whom she eventually falls in love with and in return is destroyed when his true nature and form is revealed.

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Yeah, haha all in all I just really like this movie and the character so I wanted to make a quick dedi post. If anyone is interested, I rp and crossover rp [mostly as Vycktor], hmu!

You mean *nonetheless?

The way yall clowned ballettie on that autumn in France post has me screaming even I knew the nyc pic was on purpose because the leaves were also not a France pic. And then she had the nerve to complain that the FRANCE pics were in Paris like there's a difference. Make it make sense? Maybe I'm just stupid af because I don't get her logic help me understand? Bitches is weird 🤣🤣🤣

Nah, you're not stupid. Nobody understood her ass. Some people on Tumblr in general be trying to feel important & sound smart behind their phones by starting drama while looking stupid asf publicly & I'm getting really tired of it. Like yes bitch, I know one of the pics are in NYC, I knew that shit when I made the post, I was there when I made it, I put a NYC pic because the original concept was places around the world during autumn but most of them ended up being France pics & I couldn't find any other pics of France that I liked or didn't clash with the color scheme, so I left the NYC pic. Big fucking deal. Regardless, most of the pics are in France, which is why I said France (duh?). & who gives a fuck whether I say Paris or France? Paris is in France, people know where the fucking Eiffel Tower is, I don't need to specify that shit. Mind your fuckin business & don't comment on my shit unless you know wtf you're talking about, it'll help you avoid looking stupid later when I have to check & "matter of fact" you. Bored ass hoe. I don't argue with Tumblr bitches, I think my standards are a little higher than that & I have better shit to do with my time, but yeah, the others are/were dragging her. That's what she get for trying to be a smartass, though. Nobody else said shit about it but her, there's always a bothered bitch somewhere. If she had addressed me correctly I would've been nicer, but today idgaf. I match people's energy. & some of these motherfuckers take tumblr more seriously than their lives or education, it's all they have to do all day. Deadass can't relate. At least I make my own content instead reblogging the fuck out of everyone else's shit then talking shit like my blog is original or popping. If you don't even make your own content you better not have shit to say to me about mine. 😂😂 Anyway, I'm a nice ass person & I try to respect people individually - even when they don't deserve it, but at the end of the day don't play with me cause you don't know me, I'm not ya fuckin mama, I have no problem hurting your lil weak ass feelings. You bold enough to say some dumb shit, I'm bold enough to cuss your dumb ass out. & that's what the fuck the tea really is. Never seen a bitch so bothered about a post that ain't even theirs. Imagine being that lame/pathetic. But igtg. Cause you know, I have a life. 😂🤷‍♂️

Goodnight world.

CATS IN ART / sketches from life by shen zhou (ca. 1427–1509) / relaxation (al istirkha’) by inji efflatoun (c. 1950s) / the cat talked by midori yamada (2011) / cats on a red cloth by franz marc (c. 1909–10) / sarcophagus of prince thutmose’s cat (ca. 1400 BCE) / contentment by henriette ronner-knip (1900) / sleeping cat by claude monet (1896) / mademoiselle julie manet with cat by auguste renoir (1887) / tomb of may (ca. 1500 BCE)

I love your little lisp;

Its so cute!

I do NOT have a lisp.

And good morning. ☺️

[dark naturecore]

~* T A N G L E D *~

[One of the most beautiful Disney scenes.]

This gives me the chills. 🌨️

"Surviving Willy Wonka is an American horror movie created by Tim Burton and is the sequel to Charlie and the Chocolate Factory. Six years into the future, a whimsical candy-making killer with an unknown motive for luring his adolescent victims inside his chocolate factory opens his doors up to the public once again. But this time, tourists won't leave."

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