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LITERAL. LIVESAVER. TYSMMM

Obey Me VOL I

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This is to help everyone with their research for fan fictions, analyzing, and blogs. This link is for a personal file of the written version of the contents of volume one

I use this to help me find specific moments in the game and I hope it helps you too

so. so. uhhhh i finished the transcript. someone might've done this before me, i dunno. this was kinda on a whim.

anyways here it is. i mourn the formatting i bit, but didn't wanna share the document and you can't upload files here so you get a copy-pasted version instead.

i would say this sorta acts as my final farewell to the fandom, but i draw fanart for all the fandoms i've "left" from time to time, so who knows.

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CHAT TRANSCRIPT OF THE DREAM SMP *EPILOGUE STREAMED ON JACK’S ACCOUNT, 10/27/2024

*Jack offhandedly stated that it was canon, but it is unclear if it really is. During the stream, Tommy also mentions that the nuke ending isn’t canon but Jack contradicts him.

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Everything not in brackets is a direct transcript of what was stated in chat. Brackets only include minimal description. Other things are not included as you can deduce them from the chat messages, or for the sake of brevity.

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[Communicating entirely through chat; they aren’t together in person. Jack is in the Las Nevadas casino.]

<TommyInnit>

H– Hello?

<JackManifoldTV>

hey

<TommyInnit>

Wh…

Where have you fucking been?

<JackManifoldTV>

casino

been here years mate

made loads

[...]

[Jack spots Tommy in front of the casino, walks up to him.]

<JackManifoldTV>

let me bless you my boy

it’s been too long

[Jack drops a diamond block in front of Tommy. Tommy takes it.]

<TommyInnit>

Jack. Seriously.

What happened?

<JackManifoldTV>

Wdym?

I just been here

Playing roulette

Actually i have an issue rn

come with me

[Jack goes back into the casino]

<JackManifoldTV>

come on!!

[Tommy enters]

<JackManifoldTV>

i placed this block over the payment slot and now i can’t place bets

[Tommy breaks the button for the roulette wheel]

<JackManifoldTV>

put that back

[Tommy obliges.]

[From here on, they’re both typing at the same time, sometimes writing things out before reading the latest chat messages so text may seem to appear out of order. There may also be a couple pauses in between chats that are not indicated, as they aren't as long as others.]

<TommyInnit>

Wanna know where I’ve been?

<JackManifoldTV>

mine the block of diamond pls

<TommyInnit>

oh, okay

[Jack goes back to gambling]

<TommyInnit>

Come with me

<JackManifoldTV>

wait hold on can’t end on a loss

[...]

<JackManifoldTV>

BIG WIN

[...]

<TommyInnit>

Come with me.

I’m on the road.

[They walk together.]

<TommyInnit>

It’s good to see you.

<JackManifoldTV>

you too man

<TommyInnit>

I’ve been here.

<JackManifoldTV>

here?

in the bridge?

<TommyInnit>

Far out in the distance

That way

I have a house

It’s nice.

[...]

<TommyInnit>

I haven’t seen anyone for a loooong, long time.

Well, maybe Tubbo now and again.

<JackManifoldTV>

me neither casino been empty

honestly i just steal money from the safes to gamble with

i could take it all if i wanted but the thrill keeps me in there

gamblers ambition they call it

one day i’ll win big

99% of people quit before then

not me

i’ll make it

it’s been years but it’s coming

<TommyInnit>

…

[Referring to how Jack stopped walking to type] You’re not good at catching up, are you?

<JackManifoldTV>

just telling you my story man

<TommyInnit>

never thought i’d be around these parts again

<JackManifoldTV>

me neither

<TommyInnit>

I moved far from here. Get away from it. [Likely meant “got away from it”.]

Brings back too much…

Joy, Fun. Sadness, Pain. Too much of it all.

but it’s nice to see a familiar face

<JackManifoldTV>

hey you too man! :)

<TommyInnit>

even if you did blow up my fucking hotel

[...]

<TommyInnit>

I don’t live around here.

<JackManifoldTV>

oh

thought that was where we were going??

<TommyInnit>

No, oh, god no

<JackManifoldTV>

oh

<TommyInnit>

Do you know how long it took for me to get back here?

[They stop in front of Techno and Phil’s cabin.]

<TommyInnit>

I come here a lot though.

<JackManifoldTV>

coupa hours?

<TommyInnit>

Well, more than the other places

<JackManifoldTV>

cool

quaint

i like it

maybe i’ll buy this place when i win big!

<TommyInnit>

This is Technoblade’s house

<JackManifoldTV>

maybe i won’t do that

[Tommy stares at him]

[...]

<JackManifoldTV>

o7

how long do you sit here like this usually?

<TommyInnit>

As long as I need to.

Sometimes a few minutes. Sometimes hours.

Mind if I ask you something?

<JackManifoldTV>

sure

hit me

<TommyInnit>

Do you ever…

Well, like, despite all the war, and the fighting, and the.. well.. the mess. How much it sent ME a fucking mess.

You ever miss those days? The people? Or, well, the way they were? The way it all was?

<JackManifoldTV>

sure

it was all a bit much at times

and i’m not sure i’d want to do it again

but i miss it sometimes

it was fun really

<TommyInnit>

Yeah… I wouldn’t do it again either haha

But…

I don’t know… I’ve tried to move on. My little cottage far away. My humble paradise. But that little thought trails into my mind…

<JackManifoldTV>

i think it probably trails into all our minds, wherever we all are

<TommyInnit>

Okay, phew.

<JackManifoldTV>

but we all have to move on and find our own destiny some time

<TommyInnit>

I’m glad it’s not just me

<JackManifoldTV>

and chasing the win keeps me happy

i like who i am now!

probably more than who i was

but that doesn’t mean he was bad

<TommyInnit>

You like being a gambler? Over an incompetent fight loser?

Well, I guess they’re not great options, are they

Sorry, that was harsh. I don’t see many people

Also, hey, you blew up my hotel

And me

<JackManifoldTV>

one of them means i may win some day. i was never gonna win back then

oh yeah i did

i think i blew everything up actually

my fault

<TommyInnit>

Luckily that wasn’t canon

<JackManifoldTV>

Well no i’d say it was

<TommyInnit>

I’ve still got my 1 life.

<JackManifoldTV>

I mean no one else is here anymore are they

<TommyInnit>

And I intend to use it the best way I can

<JackManifoldTV>

wdym??

<TommyInnit>

Well, 1 canon life

I was left with 1 when everyone went away

<JackManifoldTV>

yh yh yh but how do you wanna use it

<TommyInnit>

You know…

I’ve got not a clue

But I’ll figure that out later

<JackManifoldTV>

okay

you could come gamble with me

<TommyInnit>

For now. I’ve got my cottage. My new pet! Awh, she’s adorable. Mareep. She’s a little sheep I caught.

<JackManifoldTV>

i hear a big win is just around the corner

<TommyInnit>

I don’t want to gamble Jack

<JackManifoldTV>

oh..

okay

more for me!

<TommyInnit>

Yep

But yeah you know… things are OK for me. Tubbo and his fucking bee’s I’ll see too every now and then

<JackManifoldTV>

well this was nice

<TommyInnit>

He’s doing pretty well for himself

Selling all that fucking honey

<JackManifoldTV>

that’s good

i thought he exploded when i blew everything up

<TommyInnit>

I guess being the president of L’Manburg teaches you a few logistical things, ey?

<JackManifoldTV>

i can’t actually die i don’t think so i never know whether these things are bad for everyone else or not

<TommyInnit>

Not that either of us would know anything about that

Well…

<JackManifoldTV>

well..

<TommyInnit>

But I haven’t seen anyone else, besides Tubbo

I think I like it that way for now.

The quiet life.

<JackManifoldTV>

yeah you two are hard to separate

<TommyInnit>

TELL ME ABOUT IT

<JackManifoldTV>

quiet is nice

<TommyInnit>

It’s nice to see an old face though

<JackManifoldTV>

this is nice

<TommyInnit>

I know I said that before

But it really is

[...]

<TommyInnit>

Well, look, I can’t stay for long. I need to feed Mareep.

<JackManifoldTV>

yeah i got some places to see now i’m out

<TommyInnit>

I’ll be off soon.

Anything else you want to ask me?

I have no questions for you

<JackManifoldTV>

haven’t left in a while should probably go check on some things

are you happy?

i guess that’s all i’d care to know

<TommyInnit>

Getting there.

<JackManifoldTV>

nice

<TommyInnit>

Good to see you, jack.

<JackManifoldTV>

i’m glad for you

<TommyInnit>

Hope you get the big win.

<JackManifoldTV>

good to see you too tommy

<TommyInnit>

Oh and hey

<JackManifoldTV>

i will

<TommyInnit>

Don’t let anyone buy this house

<JackManifoldTV>

i won’t

when i win big there’ll be no money left HAHAHAHA

<TommyInnit>

I might not see you again

<JackManifoldTV>

that’s okay

<TommyInnit>

But I hope I hear about it if you win big.

So long J money

<JackManifoldTV>

i can deal with that knowing you’re happy :)

bye bye big T

[End.]

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Vlad: We had fun, didn't we, Jasmine?

Jazz: I have never been... More stressed out... In my entire life!

Astrid in her ghost form

Also, here's a transcript for her and her little brother, Pluto which is based on the ghost stories English dub down below↓

Astrid: *trying to cheer Pluto up* Don't cry, it's okay. There's no ghosts here except for me, okay?

Pluto: *crying*

Astrid: Why are you still crying?

Pluto: *sniffs* Because these pajamas are gay.

Skam España - Episode 2, Clip 2 (TRANSCRIPT)

Disclaimer: THEY SPEAK FAST! Not everything is perfect, but hopefully, this will suffice until the subtitles are out. 

Eva: Today they kept telling us again and again, in English AND in Physics that “OH this is the most important year of your lives, this is the year you decide your future.” And let me tell you it”s so annoying

Nora: In the United States they do this thing where you take a year to think over things

Amira: I tell that to my parents and they’d send me to Morocco with one (Spanish currency) Ah Viri don’t get mad, It was just a joke.

Viri: No, yeah, ahaha

Eva: Well, apart from thinking things over, what do they do? Like, what else would they do? Drink?

Nora: No, girl, look, they travel, see the world, I don’t know, they work? I don’t know, but I’m thinking about it.

Cris: Girl, please bring me with you

Viri: I don’t know girl, look, you’d come back and the court letter doesn’t go through and you have to take the exams again and your friends will be in another grade.

Cris:  Viri, for real, you are expert of taking the fun out of everything

Miquel: Nora?

Nora: Um, Hi?

Miquel: Hello

Nora: He’s a friend of my sister’s

Miquel and Eva: Hello, etc.

Nora: Did Emma tell you I would be here today?

Miquel: No, I saw on your insta, I was going to comment you something but I figured, better in person. And since Saturday went so fast I didn’t have time to tell you about the theatre.

Miquel: The tickets I told you about. I had to insist a lot but, in the end, he owed me a favor and I was able to get them  (’m sorry I can’t really understand what he said here, but It’s nothing major)

Miquel: You can go with whoever you want to

Nora: Thanks

Miquel: You’re Welcome. Well, you’ll tell me about it? Bye!

Nora: Wait, Miquel. I just, I feel bad. These were so hard for you to get, and, better you go with someone.

Miquel: Come with me?

Nora: I just want to see the musical.

Miquel: And me?

Nora: Fine, okay, yes

Miquel: Yes, it’s at 8:30. We’ll meet at 8:15? Yes?

Nora: Yeah.

Miquel: Ok great. Bye!

Girls: Nooooooo! Nora!

Eva: You’ve hooked up!

Girls: hahahaha (little sayings)

SKAM España, Episode 9, Clip 5, “If You Need Something, Ask for it.” - Transcript

Disclaimer- I speak Spanish native to Latin America, so I am not always familiar with slang words from Spain. I try my best, but if something is incorrect, let me know so I can fix it. Thank you!

Cris: What are you guys doing?  

The Girls: Hi, Hey, etc.

Cris: But, what are you guys doing here? You don’t have anything better to do on a Saturday? 

Nora: I’m sorry I couldn’t really understand what she said. 

Amira: Here take this, for Joana.

Nora: Yes!

Cris: aww, how cute!

Eva: And this is also for Joana. Don’t eat all of them.

Cris: Haha, For Joana, For Joana. Aw, you girls are the best. 

Eva: Ok, yeah, we already know 

Amira: Look, I know we’ve told you a thousand times, but I’ll repeat it just in case. if you need something, ask us. 

Nora: Yes. 

Viri: Just wait and see, Joana will be back in class soon. Is she better now? 

Cris: Yes, Well that’s what I think. 

Eva: But, do you know exactly what happened to her, or do you have no idea?

Cris: No way, and it’s like no one tells me anything, girl. Not her, nor her parents. And, well that annoys me a bit. 

Amira: Look, the good thing is that she’s ok, no? The rest doesn’t really matter. 

Cris: Yeah.

Amira: And Dani? 

Cris: What? 

Amira: Has he said anything to you? 

Cris: No way, girl. Nothing. 

Nora: What happened? 

Cris: No, look, nothing, well, he brought me to the hospital to see her and I don’t know if he caught something.

Nora: And what if you tell him? I’m sure it won’t matter to him. 

Cris: Ugh, You don’t know my parents, girl. They are super old-fashioned and I’m like the girl, like the baby. Like, fuck they don’t even know that I smoke. 

Nora: yeah.

Amira: I’m sure that Dani won’t say anything. 

Nora (I’m not exactly sure who said this line): Absolutely sure. 

Cris: I hope so. Well, I’m going to go see her. Will you come with me to the metro? 

Girls: Yes! *Random little phrases*

Cris: Let’s Go. 

Girl, I have a girlfriend. (To Nora) 

skam españa episode 9, clip 4, “A Call” - transcript

i apologize for any errors in advance, i speak spanish native to latin america, so i’m not 100% familiar with spanish slang used in spain

text to joana:

[heyyy!!!!

is everything ok???]

cris on the phone:

yes.

yes, it’s me.

but, what happened?

yes, yes, of course, i’m coming. where is it?

yes, i’m coming right now. thank you for calling.

cris: dani i need you to take me somewhere.

dani: what happened, are you ok?

cris: yes, i’m ok. but, i need to go to the hospital and dad is with his taxi and mom is sleeping.

dani: but what happened? who is in the hospital?

cris: a friend

dani: friend?

cris: no it doesn’t matter who it is, you don’t know her. they’ve told me it’s an emergency, and they gave me the address of the hospital and it’s kind of far. can you take me, yes or no?

dani: yes, yes, of course. let’s go

cris: thank you

dani: is it them?

cris: i don’t know

dani: lets go

cris: ok

joana’s mom: you’re cris, right?

cris: yes

joanas mom: hi, im joana’s mom, we talked on the phone a little bit ago.

cris: yes, thank you for letting me know

joana’s mom: joana has talked so much about you.

cris: how is she?

joana’s mom: more or less.

cris: what happened?

joana’s mom: it’s better if she tells you herself, you know? because if we tell you, i’m sure it won’t sit well with her and she’ll think we’re trying to get in the middle of things

cris: and, do you think i could see her?

joana’s mom: you don’t know how much she’s been wanting that. it’s been lovely to meet you.

cris: same.

cris: how are you? are you ok?

joana: yes

cris: yes

joana: yes, are you ok?

cris: yes, now im more calm, fuck.

you really scared me.