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when craig finds out that stan is gay he is absolutely furious. he has been spending his whole life dealing with people mixing up him and stan because they both have dark hair and wear blue and have a melancholy demeanor and finally FINALLY in high school the mix ups started to lessen because when craig turned 15 he went through a massive growth spurt and ended up a good 4 inches taller than stan and WAY skinnier but now stan is gay, not to mention in a relationship with another guy from town, so he knows in his bones that now the mix ups are going to start up again and with a vengeance. it certainly doesn’t help that when stan and kyle get together craig and tweek are on a break because tweek was concerned that craig was cheating on him with guys at nyu and craig had responded very rationally with “i would never do that, they’re not attractive enough,” so now every mistaken congratulations on him and kyle “finally figuring it out” is like being shot, both because he misses tweek and because he’s horrifically insulted that anyone would think he would date kyle