when craig finds out that stan is gay he is absolutely furious. he has been spending his whole life dealing with people mixing up him and stan because they both have dark hair and wear blue and have a melancholy demeanor and finally FINALLY in high school the mix ups started to lessen because when craig turned 15 he went through a massive growth spurt and ended up a good 4 inches taller than stan and WAY skinnier but now stan is gay, not to mention in a relationship with another guy from town, so he knows in his bones that now the mix ups are going to start up again and with a vengeance. it certainly doesn’t help that when stan and kyle get together craig and tweek are on a break because tweek was concerned that craig was cheating on him with guys at nyu and craig had responded very rationally with “i would never do that, they’re not attractive enough,” so now every mistaken congratulations on him and kyle “finally figuring it out” is like being shot, both because he misses tweek and because he’s horrifically insulted that anyone would think he would date kyle
people don’t understand tweek the way that i do people just dont “get” him he loves saying “man” and “dude” he loves indiana jones he keeps rubber bands in his pocket hes not a chicken he face plants in his mashed potatoes he abuses cough syrup he says “are you shitting me?” he tells craig to shut up! shut up cause hes THINKING!! he gets it right the first time he says they tried to melt george lucas’s icy heart with a warm island song he goes out in the cold shirtless he was right about the gnomes he forgot the code word not a minute after he heard it and no one understands this the way i do
(late) Good morning!
can we see ur version of Tweek n Craig when they were in 4th grade?
Evil
cryde as bff
actually craig is canonically peruvian and yeah and if you make him white it’s actually illegal and the fucking cops will have to arrest you. sorry.
some tsot doodles!
more stick of truth sillies
i’m sick of post canon stories about characters getting married and having kids and finding peace when they should actually be getting divorced and abusing alcohol and being suicidal NO MORE HEALING NO MORE RECOVERY YOU ALL NEED TO GET WORSE!!!!!!
s27 should have a episode where a new canon gay ship is revealed and they hype it up to oblivion and the fanbase will be blowing up and then the episode comes out and its bill and fosse
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