Shall We Date Satan - Blog Posts

Finally drew my Mc Eva with a few adjustments she’s an orphan who lives with her grandparents but they don’t like her because they didn’t approve of her mother she also has adhd which they also see as a fault she was also very lonely as a child as she lives in a small house behind her grandparents house but she does have a Labrador that was given to her by her uncle who’s the only supportive person in her life but he travels a lot. Brings her dog to the devildom is just happy to be around people who don’t despise her existence

Mammon: I have everything under control!

Satan: Is that why everything's on fire?

The Brothers with an MC who's kind but can be really scary and strong

This is a continuation of a previous ask, but with the other brothers as well. (Mammon and Asmo are in the previous post) Also a small spoiler with Belphie at the end so watch out for that

Lucifer

He was totally misled by your initial kindness

He first discovered your crazy strength when Mammon was arm-wrestling Satan and you asked to join

Of course, they didn't take you seriously and went easy on you, only to result in Mammon being flipped upside down and off his chair from the sheer force of your victory

His pride is a bit hurt bc how the hell did a human like you overpower the second eldest brother so easily???

He's a bit more wary around you now but otherwise treats you just the same

Will tell you off if you fling Diavolo across the room when he asked

Leviathan

He found out during one of your gaming sessions with him

You guys were playing a magic mmo game that basically took VR to a whole new level

And this guy??? Starts trash talking you for no apparent reason???

When you'd finally snapped, you wrestled the dude into a position he couldn't escape from while verbally terrifying both the rude guy and Levi.

Cue the iconic "Woooaaaaaahhhh"

Levi is definitely scared of you now and hides in his room for the next few days until he's certain big bad MC wont come to kill him anytime soon

Once he calms down a bit, he's drowning you with questions and curiosities.

Whenever you guys are playing or watching a martial arts anime, he practically begs you to show it to him

The dude is just fascinated and terrified

Satan

He discovered it when you were out book shopping

Someone had tipped over one of the bookcases, tipping them all over like dominoes

Satan saw this happening with you in one of the aisles that was going to be crushed by book dominoes and was sprinted to you

When you just held up the bookcases collapsing like no problem as you read a book while walking towards him

When you were out of the danger zone, you just straight up dropped the bookcase and let it continue the demolition while still reading that apparently interesting book and walking

Satan looks shocked at worst, but he's internally panicking like

Are humans supposed to be able to do that??? How did you keep so calm despite your almost demise??? No amount of human anatomy encyclopedias could have prepared him for this???

He's definitely intrigued and will ask questions

He's fricking making a journal about your strength right now with little tidbits and notes about what you can do

He's just a very curious boi

Beelzebub

He discovered your strength and intimidation when you guys were at RAD

Some demon had decided that stealing your sandwich would've been a fantastic prank

Honestly, if you hadn't pounced on him right at that moment, Beel would've

Beel just kinda sits there nomming his own sandwich as you proceed to beat the crap out of the other demon as you attempt to regain your sandwich

Once you get it back you just sit back down like nothing had happened

He's Shook

Later he'll be inspecting your arms n stuff asking questions like

"How do such tiny limbs hold so much strength?"

Will definitely ask you to workout with him so he can not only see how you got so strong but also to see your limits

Overall very supportive

Belphegor

He found out when you guys were taking a nap in the lounge

You had woken up only to find that your bracelet had fallen off and rolled under the couch

You then proceeded to lift up the couch like a sack of potatoes and get it back

Belphie woke up on the couch that was not, in fact, on the floor and was much closer to the ceiling than he'd remembered

He looked down to see you holding it up with one hand and retrieving a bracelet with the other

He legit said "I'm too tired for this" and fricking laid down again

He wakes up later to discover that was not a dream and immediately starts planning to use it to his advantage

Whenever someone's getting on his nerves now he just threatens to sic MC on them

Otherwise he doesn't really care

Very perplexed as to why you didnt fight back when he killed you though

The Brothers as Random Texts I've sent in the last 24 hours

Satan: I'm not FUCKING ANGRY I'm just being a sarcastic bitch

Leviathan: I'm not good at insulting people BUT IF I WAS You'd be SO roasted rn

Beelzebub: Currently eating a tomato like an apple because I want to eat but I also need to be healthy

Asmo: How do I brag without sounding like a narcissistic bitch

Belphegor, replying: You already are a narcissistic bitch

Asmo: I know but how do I not SOUND like one

Satan and MC in a car with Satan driving: ....

MC: SATAN YOU NEARLY RAN OVER LUCIFER

Satan: SHIT I MISSED

MC: SATAN NO

Lucifer: * sees the fun activity being done by other people on Devilgram*

Lucifer: Ok, we're going to put everything we love in this box as a family activity.

Asmodeus: Can I put MC in the box?

Lucifer: No.

Satan: Can I put MC in the box?

Lucifer: *sigh* No.

All the brothers and MC: ...

Beel, picking up MC: Can I put-

Lucifer: NO!

Incorrect Obey me quote:

Literally any other brother but Beel, T-posing in the doorway: Good morning, parental figure.

Lucifer, without bothering to look up from his newspaper and coffee: Good morning, problem child.

Okay, Okay, here me out-

Satan from obey me demon form but in this