Satan And MC In A Car With Satan Driving: ....

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MC: I'm sorry to tell you this, but you have a heart and a capacity to feel.

Belphegor: You take that back!

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Genderbent Levi: I wish I had the ability to make boys nervous.

Genderbent Belphie: Holding a knife to their throat usually works for me.

MC: I can confirm this

Study Cuddles

  First post! I don’t know what to say so just read this fluffy interaction with Belphie.

   You had exams coming up. Not only did you have your daily tasks from being an exchange student, now you had exams on subjects vastly different from the university courses in the human world. Spellcasting was difficult, Soul-taking was unsettling, and even PE was way more extreme than you had hoped it to be. At least your culinary classes had helped you cook things not especially harmful to humans, or feed Beel when it turned out they were more harmful than you’d like. Math was at easier than all your other classes, as you had a few years to learn algebra before you even got to this hellish college. But this algebra question on your study guide had you stumped. You had been sitting at a table in the cafeteria for hours doing your assignments, studying for the exams only a few days away. Lucifer had been pestering you about it until you gave in. Your room would have felt too cramped with all the textbooks everywhere, so you moved to the cafeteria. You began to regret it, however, as your back began aching a few hours into the study spree. You had been so focused on your work and your pained back that you hadn’t noticed the footsteps behind you.

“What are you doing here?” You jumped ever so slightly at the sleepy voice and turned around to face violet eyes brimming with curiosity under a fringe of black and white. “You should be sleeping.”

 “Why? What time is it?” You replied as you turned back around to check your D.D.D. It was 11:00 at night. So you had been studying for 9 hours straight. “Oh. I-i hadn’t realized-” You cut yourself off, flustered that Belphegor, of all people, had caught you this late studying. “Wait, why aren’t you asleep? You’re always sleepy, so why are you awake?

Your question had visibly caught him off guard, and he stumbled over his words while responding with “I...I couldn’t sleep.” Couldn’t sleep?! You’re the Avatar of Sloth, how can you not sleep? Your head was full of questions and claims contradicting his answer. Just as you were about to ask them, however, you noticed his puffy eyes and hesistated. He had been crying. That’s why he wasn’t asleep.

“What’s wrong?” You weren’t sure how else to ask him; you weren’t sure what else to ask him. All you knew in that moment was that he needed comfort. He stayed silent at your question and sat down to your left on the uncomfortable bench. He looked incredibly sad in that moment, and your heart ached for you to do something about it. It pained you to see him that way and not know what to do to help him. He leaned forward onto the table, crossing his arms and laying his head down. You could definetly see him shaking slightly, and your heart shattered.

“Well, I’m going to keep studying. You can stay with me if you want.” Belphie didn’t make any move to acknowledge you. He just sat there, unmoving and silent. You tried to direct your attention back to your textbook, but hadn’t even gotten through a few sentences before you glanced back at Belphie. He hadn’t moved a muscle. You reached up with your left hand and stroked his back, feeling him shake beneath your touch. His breathing evened out slightly, and he slowly calmed himself down as you tried to focus on your textbook.

“MC?” His voice was somewhat calm now, and you hummed in responce. “Can I stay here? Just for a while?” He turned his head to face you now, and you could see the pink on his cheeks. Giving him a warm smile, you nodded. He sat up suddenly and wrapped his arms around you, holding you close as if he never wanted to let go. You hesitated before returning it, and there you stayed for what must have been a solid 3 minutes. He finally released you and you could feel tingling where he had hugged you. He sat silent for a bit, his face a bright red for a few seconds. You couldn’t help but giggle at how flustered he was in that very moment. He stood up from his place at your side. “Scoot forward, I have an idea.” He said, facing away from you to hide his still pink cheeks. You raised an eyebrow, then shrugged and did as he asked. He sat behind you  with his legs outside yours and wrapped his arms around your torso, leaning on your back and placing his head on your shoulder.

“There, now I can sleep comfortably and you can study.” He said, smiling widely. You could feel your cheeks flush at his touch and leaned forward. You mind was racing, and you desperately tried to distract yourself with the textbook in front of you. He turned his head to the side and lay still as your mind raced. Your heart was thumping so loud you thought it might burst. How could he sleep so peacefully with your heart this loud? Surely he could hear it. Yet he still lay perfectly still, softly breathing. You could feel his chest rising and falling against your back, and before long your eyelids felt very heavy. It wasn’t long before you found yourself laying down on top of the textbook you needed to study, on the cusps of sleep.

Studying for that exam will have to wait until tomorrow.

MC: Wow Mammon is so graceful and beautiful

Mammon: *trips on his own foot and falls onto the floor*

MC: Gorgeous

The Brothers as Random Texts I've sent in the last 24 hours

Satan: I'm not FUCKING ANGRY I'm just being a sarcastic bitch

Leviathan: I'm not good at insulting people BUT IF I WAS You'd be SO roasted rn

Beelzebub: Currently eating a tomato like an apple because I want to eat but I also need to be healthy

Asmo: How do I brag without sounding like a narcissistic bitch

Belphegor, replying: You already are a narcissistic bitch

Asmo: I know but how do I not SOUND like one

Can I get some Mammon fluff where he learns that MC was a con-artist on her world? Thanks

Of course!

Mammon would definitely be surprised that you were a con artist, or at least at first!

He’ll definitely try to get you in on his scheming because you used to do it so you must be a professional, right??

Whether you’re phenomenal at it or not, he’ll 100% be roping you into one of his schemes to get more money.

He was probably doing most of them to be able to gawk at the amazing lies you told other demons to get Grimm.

If you’d sworn off con artistry due to some reason or another, Mammon will not leave you alone until you at least teach him how to be a better liar.

“YOU SHOULD BE HONORED THE GREAT MAMMON IS ALLOWING YOU TO TEACH HIM HOW TO LIE!!!”

Please teach him, he needs to be able to get away with things.

Okok so, how about a mc whos like, crackhead. Snorting, wheezing, setting things on fire, or like, touching them with the baby hands. Idk, just being crazy, but in a good way. Like hiding little babies or randomly screaming. Sorry this is my first ask so euheuuehhue

Okay, damn get them in an asylum ASAP. Acting more demonic than the actual demons. (Also, you didn’t specify which characters you wanted me to do, so I just did all the brothers if that’s okay.)

Lucifer:

Does not appreciate you setting things on fire

Just because you’re in actual hell doesn’t mean everything has to be on fire, MC

Also pesters you for hiding babies because Diavolo doesn’t approve

Was worried at first about all the wheezing and snorting being a sort of illness, but gets used to it after a while

You’re like the opposite of what he needs right now, causing so much chaos while he’s trying to keep some form of order.

Please don’t touch him with the baby hands. You will lose them.

I can’t decide between you causing him to loosen up a bit or have to keep an even tighter hold on a set of rules.

If you want to randomly scream, do it away from him because he will freak out

Mammon:

Honestly, same

Was already planning to set things on fire for insurance, then you beat him to it.

Hiding babies? He’s got a bit of a moral compass when it comes to that sort of thing, but you’re already doing it so why not get money for returning them?

Please don’t randomly scream. His human could’ve been in danger and just why would you do that to his poor heart

He’s already touching things with his hands to try to swipe it, so he doesn’t really mind that you’re doing it too (unless you get more than him)

Still worried about the wheezing being a sickness because he knows that humans are fragile and he doesn’t want them dead

Overall, stop making him worry about his human (not that he’ll ever admit it)

Leviathan:

Thought the human Mammon brought home was faulty

Do nOt ToUcH tHE ruRIcHaN figUrEs

He doesn’t like fire either

Stop hiding the babies in his room, please. He’s trying to focus on his games and he can’t do that if there’s childish screaming coming from under his bed

Same rules apply for you randomly screaming

The boi just wants to be left alone to his anime

Satan:

You being crazy is like a double-edged sword for him

On one hand, seeing you commit arson with Lucifer frantically trying to extinguish everything puts a smile on his face

On the other hand, your shenanigans could disrupt his reading

Hiding little babies is a bit weird for him, as he doesn’t really appreciate sitting on the couch to read only to find their neighbour’s child is underneath said couch and keeps interrupting him by screaming while he can’t identify where it’s coming from

Satan wasn’t too worried about the wheezing, as he knew that sometimes humans just did that

Don’t touch the books.

Trust me, you don’t want to

Asmodeus:

Your screaming has, more than once, made him mess up his makeup. He was not amused.

Tries to use make you look like a homeless person cuz you already act the part and he’ll have someone record him giving you food out on the streets to gain popularity.

Whether that bothers you or not is debatable

The hiding babies thing is a weird situation for him

Because on one hand, he hates how he finds small children lying around and them screaming also makes him mess up his makeup

But on the other hand, he loves finding them so he can dress them up in all sorts of cute little outfits and posting them on Devil gram

DO NOT SET HIS ROOM ON FIRE

OR HIS BATHROOM FOR THAT MATTER

Keeps giving you all sorts of ointments that are supposed to help with wheezing, though you probably don’t use them anyway.

Beelzebub:

*CONCERN*

Always worried when you scream randomly because he knows humans are fragile, and will come running to see what the hell is happening only to find you happily humming on the ground

Keeps freaking out every time he finds babies and will beg you not to

He’s worried he’ll eat one of them thinking they’re a dumpling and he really doesn’t want that on his conscience 

Really worried about people getting hurt, so plz don’t set stuff on fire

Keeps giving you food he thinks will get rid of your wheezing and snorting.

Doesn’t mind you touching things with the baby hands, though if they’re not your baby hands he’s got a problem

Stop giving him heart attacks, MC

Belphegor:

Loves how your chaos upsets Lucifer

Will sometimes set things on fire with you if he’s not too tired

Hides babies with you because he likes freaking his brothers out

Once taped a baby to the underside of Lucifer’s chair and laughed the entire time Lucifer spent looking for the source of crying while trying to do his paperwork

Sleeps right through your random screams

Is a bit worried about the snorting and wheezing, but got used to it after a while

You guys are partners in crime now

Hope this was decent! I had no idea what to do so I was just making it up as I went along  😅

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