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You ever look at your genetics and go āhow the ever living FUCK did this happenā because I am directly descended from the strongest Old Ireland clan and the second strongest Scottish clanā¦ ON OPPOSITE SIDES??? Iām double Celtic royalty-
Iām so stupidly tall, and then Iām also pretty sure Iām developing gigantismā¦ Iām 5ā11ā STILL GROWING AND THEN THERES GIGANTISM?? I donāt wanna be like 8 feet tall bro- a normal house is already a lot and a custom built house would cost my kidney-
The only reason I look like Iām not starving is that extra mass isnāt body fat, no no no, thatās pure MUSCLE-
Ya know how most little kids are chihuahuas, because they donāt have strength for their rage? WELL I WAS A DAMNED TASMANIAN DEVIL BECAUSE I SOMEHOW KNEW A BUNCH OF WEAK POINTS AND FIGHTING TACTICS WITHOUT LEARNING???? Was I James Bond in a past life or some shit???
My molars are sharpā¦molars as in THE HERBIVORE TEETH. Iāve tried looking it up and didnāt get an answer, I EVEN ASKED MY DENTIST AND THEY COULDNT COME UP WITH A SURE FIRE ANSWER EITHER??
I have that weird mutation that makes it so I can consume other peoples blood without worry. How do I know this? One time my bestie scraped her elbow and when I was looking at it my autism brain made me automatically lick it- I was like ādid- did I just eat your blood-??ā And she was like āyeah- I think so-ā and we both proceeded to burst out laughing.
My favorite part of my fucked genetics: MY JOINTS! I simultaneously have joint pain and am hyper flexible- (my jaw can also unhinge without damage but ignoring that-) so sometimes I bend 2 degrees and my spine dissipates, other times I can CONTORT TO FIT INTO A FUCKING CLOTHING DRYER???? my bestie knows that and the fact that itās my favorite hide and seek spot and we always cackle at peopleās faces when they FINALLY find me- š
hi sorry for not posting like AT ALL sinceā¦ october??? iāve been so busy with school asjdjrjskfgl i hate being an advanced placement kidā¦ anyways hereās a campbell. enjoy
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