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No bc we are ANIMALS for posting this...

And I, for one, am personally sorry to Mr Austin Butler for our transgressions...

I apologise for being a horny girlie. You're just an incredibly attractive man with the charm of an angel and so the thought of your dick has me convulsing... furthermore, actually SEEING the outline and (can I say) quite SUBSTANTIAL bump of your dick is making me froth at the mouth, and my downstairs is SHUDDERING... so again, apologises... but try to understand how hard it is to NOT be feral towards you.

Thankyou,

Kind regards, f3ytal

(Almost put my email address - force of habit 😂)

But hey, Austin, if you DO want a correspondence... a dialogue... a chit chat.. a hanky panky... a bit of skullduggery (does this mean skull-f##king?).

Then do please send me a direct message 😊

Gotta say, “what is that” is a new response to my dick