No bc we are ANIMALS for posting this...
And I, for one, am personally sorry to Mr Austin Butler for our transgressions...
I apologise for being a horny girlie. You're just an incredibly attractive man with the charm of an angel and so the thought of your dick has me convulsing... furthermore, actually SEEING the outline and (can I say) quite SUBSTANTIAL bump of your dick is making me froth at the mouth, and my downstairs is SHUDDERING... so again, apologises... but try to understand how hard it is to NOT be feral towards you.
Thankyou,
Kind regards, f3ytal
(Almost put my email address - force of habit 😂)
But hey, Austin, if you DO want a correspondence... a dialogue... a chit chat.. a hanky panky... a bit of skullduggery (does this mean skull-f##king?).
Then do please send me a direct message 😊
Gotta say, “what is that” is a new response to my dick
Life Update:
If anyone's interested in my bumble escapades... I'm talking to this Canadian guy (parents moved to England when he was younger) and he's promisinggg....
He's planning us a fun date in the city in summer, day drinking, bar hopping, kissing, dancing - all so up my alleyyy
He's a joiner, so good job CHECK. Could build us a house CHECK.
He's taking the initiative to plan us something AND is very openly flirty in a non-sexual way, just teasing. (Bc there's nothing worse to me than a man you don't know being really vile with you like WOAH chill where's the build up bud, it's giving desperate).
Soft dom vibe CHECK. Love me a man who can take care of me
I'm so exciteddddd. Since the weather is still unpredictable in North England, we may just have a bad early 2000s horror movie binging sesh - or maybe a Tarantino sesh who knows...
AlsoOoooo he's 6'0 CHECK
Very lean and muscular CCCHHECCKKK
Has a nice smattering of chest hair, not too hairy CHECK
Has a full head of thick brunette hair DAMN
and a lovely thick well groomed beard which I'm not actually super used to but he's handsome so it's fine 😂 we have to compromise sometimes
And he also hikes and goes camping, super manly fuccckkkkk
I'm TINGLING with excitement 🥰🥵
Oh I’m jerkin it to those sounds Feyd makes later, that’s for sure
Compilation of the sounds Feyd makes 🫶🏻
Orig Feyd is a “Noisy Thing”
[Im sorry in advance Im not sorry 😭]
Imma say it...
Austin Butler is such a slu-
He teases us so much 😭
Yes, this is infact one of the many photos of Austin I glanced at, then had to promptly turn my phone away, hold my breath and squeal... because he's just so damn fine and intense, and I, as a 23 Yr old woman, became BASHFUL... WHY??..
Lord give me STRENGTH.
Watching Eddington in Cinema
(Ofc Austin is the answer to everything wrong in life though pahaha)
If that's his technique...?
I ain't mad at it that's for sure
He changed lives and it’s just one interview 🪑
[requested]
Not that I'm writing... an Austin fic or anything.. ;_;
And even if I were it'll probably take MONTHS to do pahahaha
Updated 9th September 2024 More writing tips, review tips & writing description notes
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No bc Callum cracked me up bringing up Arthur, and ofc every Arthur watcher instantly starts singing the theme tune as soon as someone mentions it 😆
An absolute TRAVESTY that Austin has NEVER seen Arthur like--
Never been more disappointed :') it's literally a 90s US show... we can't be having that now, someone educate this maannnn
Considering I have a 10 Yr age gap with these men, it's just nice to find out we have similarities, even if it's just childhood TV Shows 🥰
Just keep smiling😊
How did they just read my thoughts??
Obviously I put this in the notes of the original post, but I think I’m on to something here.
The way he's looking at the camera, the way he's opening the petrol cap... has me
needing him to bend me over this car tbh
@psycheetamore I'm back 😈
The car makes him look 10 foot tall and honestly I’m not mad about it
Fey 💕 UK girly in her 20s ✌️ ICL mostly here to read smut 💅 and now Austin Butler owns my uterus 🤷🏻♀️ so that's cool
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