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I just want all the talented people in the Chenford fandom to make an edit with Chenford and Peraltiago parallels. There are so many.❣️😍
Jake and Amy
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I just made a joke about the "i want it that way" cold open from brooklyn 99 while talking about books with my best friend and i have never been more proud of myself :)
me: ugh i hate tv tropes, it's so predictable!
Also me watching Brooklyn 99: Nooooooooo not Jake and Amy slowly falling in love ;-;
whyyyyyyyyy
Yk sometimes I absorb a piece of media that then decides to abruptly and unsolicitedly remind me that
I am very bisexual
Weird stuff my sleep deprived friends say as incorrect quotes 15/?
Jake: ok Rosa now you go. Hitchcock, Scully and Boyle's dad.
Rosa: oof... Okay fuck Boyle's dad, marry Scully and kill Hitchcock
Gina: damn that's nasty girl! okay mmm Amy: Obama, Trump and Putin.
Amy: hmmm that's so hard!
Jake: title of your sex tape!
Holt: *enters the room* what are you doing? What is this game?
Amy: fuck marry kill.
Amy: *realising what she just said and to whom*
Holt: why would you say the word fuck? There are much better words for it. Have sex, make love, bone, shag...
Jake: ok captain, who would you SHAG marry or kill: Obama, Trump and Putin?
Holt: well, I would kill Trump, marry Obama, and that leaves me with... Shagging Putin.
Everyone: *laughing their asses off*
Weird stuff my sleep deprived friends say as incorrect quotes 12/?
Drunk Amy: what if, but hear me out on this, what if we could eat cream cheese like an apple??
Jake, to the bartender: whatever you gave her, I want some too.