Weird Stuff My Sleep Deprived Friends Say As Incorrect Quotes 15/?
Weird stuff my sleep deprived friends say as incorrect quotes 15/?
Jake: ok Rosa now you go. Hitchcock, Scully and Boyle's dad.
Rosa: oof... Okay fuck Boyle's dad, marry Scully and kill Hitchcock
Gina: damn that's nasty girl! okay mmm Amy: Obama, Trump and Putin.
Amy: hmmm that's so hard!
Jake: title of your sex tape!
Holt: *enters the room* what are you doing? What is this game?
Amy: fuck marry kill.
Amy: *realising what she just said and to whom*
Holt: why would you say the word fuck? There are much better words for it. Have sex, make love, bone, shag...
Jake: ok captain, who would you SHAG marry or kill: Obama, Trump and Putin?
Holt: well, I would kill Trump, marry Obama, and that leaves me with... Shagging Putin.
Everyone: *laughing their asses off*
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Sup dudes, in case you were wondering, these are my fandoms:
tv shows:
Brooklyn 99
The good place
Lucifer
The umbrella academy
How to get away with murder
The office
Sherlock
The big bang theory
Killing eve
How I met your mother
The end of the f***ing world
Fauda
La casa de papel (Money heist)
Shadowhunters
New girl
Suits
Wandavision
The Falcon And The Winter Soldier
Schitt's creek
movies:
Marvel
Star wars
Disney
Ocean's franchise
Hamilton (does that count as a movie?)
music:
5 Seconds Of Summer
Yungblud
Nirvana
Taylor Swift
(A shitload of other artists on the scale of Ed Sheeran to Machine Gun Kelly that i didnt write bc it will literally take hours)
books:
Harry potter
The infernal devices
The mortal instruments
The selection
Percy Jackson
The Hunger games
John Green novels
Simon vs the Homo Sapiens Agenda
(crossed: i used to be obsessed but barely involved now) (italics: I didn't finish yet so no spoilers pls)
If you're a part of any of these fandom you're more than welcome to follow me and I'll check you out too <3 feel free to message me about everything/ask questions
Also if you're a sexist/racist/homophobe/antisemitic please get away from this blog bc this is a safe place for everyone
Wait i rewatched it (again) and she also said i love you to marcus!!!
Rosa Diaz said the words "I love you" to five people:
Her mom
Her dad
Her dying grandpa
Adrian Pimento
And Amy Santiago.
This smile is going to end world hunger
BEN and REY in STAR WARS: THE RISE OF SKYWALKER
בוכההה
הגרסה הישראלית
להנאתכם
David is me at any given situation
SAME
I think Yungblud might be my new obsession
A sailor that tryed to ask his crush to prom but got rejected
Who is this?
Wrong answers only :)
My brother just started screaming out of nowhere, then yelled "IM SICK OF THIS" and 3 seconds later said "yay!!" then got up from his chair and bumped his toe and screamed in pain.
If that isn't a mood i dont know what is.
Lol i saw the blooper right after this and it is amazing😂 Alyson yelling "I KISSED NEIL!" is truly a blessing
“…if I were Lily’s husband..”
Eve +her button ups with the sleeves rolled up
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