Weird Stuff My Sleep Deprived Friends Say As Incorrect Quotes 12/?

every time you say you're gonna leave, that's when you get the very best of me

CALM aesthetic [4/12]: Easier - 5 Seconds Of Summer

"fuck you my child is fine!" Ma'am your daughter listens to nirvana and punk rock to chill

Weird stuff my sleep deprived friends say as incorrect quotes 3/?

*in college*

Marshall: so ted, how's life?

Ted: life was. Life will be. Life is happening right now.

Marshall: you're high, aren't you?

Ted: you mean tall? Yeah I'm like 6 feet

umm i cant change my avatar?? So if anyone knows what i should do id love some help? i tried seven times

#NAT IS A SUPERHERO #FIGHT ME

#i had to 😂

The childhood best friend who's been in love with the main character their whole life

You're a loyal person to the core, and probably a hopeless romantic as well. You're full of love for those you care about, and that's both your biggest strenght and weakness. You would do anything for them, even if it means hurting your own feelings. You will hide all your pain and your needs as longs as that means the rest gets to be happy. You biggest struggle is to clearly communicate your feelings, and you'll always try to avoid those conversations or pretend everything is fine (when it isn't). Remember you deserve to receive the same love you give.

Well damn you didn't have to call me out like that

ok, here’s my uquiz: which type of love interest would you be in a dating simulator? :)

Yessss finally i got tagged in this lmao, thank you :3

Rosa Diaz, Brooklyn Nine Nine

Robin Scherbatsky, how i met your mother

Villanelle, killing Eve

Natasha Romanoff, marvel cinematic universe

Nairobi, la casa de papel

Eleanor Shellstrope, the good place

Sherlock Holmes, BBC Sherlock

Isabelle Lightwood, Shadowhunters/the mortal instruments

Angelica Schuyler, Hamilton

Rapunzel, Disney

Honourable mentions: Hermione Granger (Harry Potter), Elena Alvarez (one day at a time)

Tagging: @randomidiotsposts @stuffandatherstuff and that's basically all the people i know lmao oops so do it if you want!!!

10 Fandoms, 10 Characters, 10 Tags

tagged by @artiemisiaa (thanks artie! <3)

my hero academia: todoroki touya <3 <3 <3

given: uenoyama ritsuka

fruits basket: souma kyou

bungo stray dogs: akutagawa ryuunosuke

code vein: louis

hlvrai: benrey

fire emblem three houses: ashe duran

stellar firma: trexel geistman

dragon age 2: garrett hawke

the adventure zone balance: lucretia

tagging @patster223, @icannotweave, @ratsona, @winyanbloka, @khirishima, @blirbie, @agender-umby, @mystrn, @saturnsapphics, @look-to-the-cosmos

YES YES YES YES YES I WANT A BI FLAG OMG

REBLOG IF YOU WANT PRIDE FLAG EMOJIS FOR ALL PARTS OF THE LGBTQ+ COMMUNITY

im crying send help

Mrs. Hudson: what’s wrong?

John: Sherlock is saying common phrases incorrectly

Sherlock: oh cry me a table John

fuUuCk mE i can look at this gif all. day. long.

long hair