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Ok, so I've been giggling like a loon for the past hour at the thought of a Paladin decked out in full wartime armor, with fury in their heart and the wrath of heaven in their eyes, declaring in a voice that will command the heathens and sinners to listen:
"GET READY FOR MY ALMIGHTY SMITE-Y!"
Bonus points if they're smacking a wooden paddle in one hand while shouting that.