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This is really stupid….so you guys can look at it
Rye taking advantage of the new truce between them?🤨
Firewind cause I’m a little obsessed rn
jet black wings ahh cookie
Morbid CRK Shower Thought
So I had a VERY dark CRK shower thought today - initially it was a spiral about weird cookie flavours and why any self-respecting witch would create those cookies ( no shade to the cookies, just their flavours being weird *cough*beet, prune juice, ice, soda, leek, chilli pepper, ink, etc.*cough* )
But then things took a dark turn.
I got to thinking about cookies made from literally impossible ingredients : Wizard Cookie, Moonlight Cookie, Sea Fairy Cookie, Stardust Cookie, Milky Way Cookie, etc.
Then I noticed that Sea Fairy and Wizard cookie could be made out of magical beings that could exist in this crazy-ass universe. And my morbid, horrible little mind instantly jumped to one (1) conclusion ( and not a very good one ) : they were made out of literal wizards and sea fairies/mermaids. ( are sea fairies the equivalent of mermaids? )
Like my mind just LEAPED to the wild conclusion that the witches had a taste for other magical beings and somehow decided that "hey, why don't we chop up some wizards and sea fairies and bake them into cookies? Yummy!" but then the cookies gained sentience ( maybe from the bits of magical being inside of them ) and escaped.
So yeah. Morbid CRK shower thoughts.
*sigh* always the bridesmaid never the bride
PLEASE put my highness in more updates!!! when do we get awakened custard cookie the third?
I also love that he is actually talked about like a king. The respect from wedding cake cookie is what he deserves (poor guy also wants a wedding).
i just think hes neat!
Black Sapphire Cookies voice was just SO entertaining and i love the color purple. I know people see them as a family but i like seeing them as weird coworkers :p.
Their special day :)
love these two!!!!! their aesthetics are just--- mwah! this is kinda inspired by their one loading screen image :)
Tgis took a lor longer thsm it should have and im not too too happy with it but uh. Sky/hive/silkwing bsc be free
I SWAER im trying to design more crk fharsfters but this little SHIT majes it SO DIFFICULT AAAAAUUUUUGGGHHHHH
Dont like this ine as much aa the other two but its my baby milky way so im obligated to post it
Google is spreading shadowvanilla propaganda
GUYS, GUYS, I JUST CLEANED THE FIRST CHAPTER OF THE NEW EVENT, AND MY GOD, I HAD AN IDEA FOR THE PLOT OF 'self aware au'. God, I love this update too much. Let's start the show
It's all over... The tree bark is cracking more and more. Black tentacles and blue scary eyes peek out everywhere looking at the cookie.
No... Everything should have been wrong... The Baker was here... But the Baker was silent, like the dead, leaving the cookie at such a difficult hour.
Laughter was heard as the huge figure of Shadow Milk Cookie loomed over the heroes, laughing at them and their grief. He's free... He's finally free. He is not in the suffocating cage in which he slowly went mad all these years, but in freedom. It's so good to breathe~
"Ah, my dear, dear audience! The long-running show is about to begin! Everyone's favorite joker... Shadow Milk Cookie!"
The cookies look at the huge figure in fear, not knowing what to do. This dead atmosphere of fear is interrupted only by a thunderous voice and the laughter of a free captive. He looked at them without a single drop of pity, laughing at them...
And suddenly...
A ringing laugh echoed throughout the kingdom along with Shadow Milk Cookie's voice. The voice laughed gently, making fun of his antics. Their wonderful Baker laughed at them...
Shadow Milk Cookie looked up at the sky in shock, not knowing where the sound was coming from.
“Who is this?...” He turned to the other livers, who were looking at the sky in despair
Pure Vanilla Cookie defended the other cookies with her body and responded. "The baker... Our creator... They laughs..."
You, our dear Player, have been laughing since the appearance of the new character and their design. What can I say, his clown design is good.
“What an interesting turn of events!” The player laughed, pointing at the screen.
Shadow Milk Cookie looks up at the sky with her eyes wide open.
“If you like it so much, I’ll put on a special show for you~”
"i am Shadow Star Cookie. beast of Wrath. it is a pleasure to meet you."
*she would gently bow*
”hm? Oh,hello there small Beasts. Are you alright? I do not believe you should be wandering about this late at night.” -Shadow Star Cookie (aimed towards Capsaicin, Kougin-Amann,and Prune Juice,cloaked. I have no sprites for her rn but i can make them quick yippee)
"Who are you?"
Been thinking (ya know instead of sleeping) on how busted White Lily will be when she inevitably gets an awakened form due to power creep. It likely won’t be for now just based on where the narrative is and how she’s still relatively good in the meta and with Holly right there along with the witch arc too but yeah. Like she’s already strong and her animation be crazy on the processing so idk how that’ll work. That’s not even touching on how that’ll work narratively.
(My opinion on that while I’m half asleep is she’ll break down due to Dark enchantress then deal with her beast).
But yeah I’m signing off I don’t even want to think about the beasts in the future getting buffed. 😅
here’s one for a fandom I’m currently in:
Lady of Deceit - 2
Shadow Milk wasn't sure how much time had passed.
Days? Weeks? Months? Years!?
He didn't care really. All he cared about was that He Was Tricked.
"How the fuck did he do it!?" The Beast Cookie mumbled, raking his hand through his hair, the eyes on his locks closing instinctively so he wouldn't poke them. "I . . . . I completely outsmarted him! I was the one in charge! Me, me , ME!"
He suddenly paused, more memories hitting his head. 'Sometimes, you need the darkness to see the light.' rang in his head as a picture of a card for an Awakened Pure Vanilla Cookie, literally identical to the cookie he had ran away from, flashed in his eyes, and a scream of pure rage escaped his mouth. "WITCH DAMM IT!"
So, everything he had experienced, everything he had faced, all of his ideas, all of his plans, capturing Pure Vanilla and watching as he turned into Truthless Recluse . . . It . . . Was. . . . All . . . . SCRIPTED OUT!????
"AGGGHHHHH! STUPID DEVELOPERS! STUPID WITCHES! STUPID BEASTS? STUPID ANCIENTS! STUPID FUCKING PURE VANILLA COOKIE!'"
(人*´∀｀)｡*ﾟ +(人*´∀｀)｡*ﾟ +(人*´∀｀)｡*ﾟ
After even more hours of screaming and unfortunately crying, he was calm now.
Shadow Milk. . . . .was calm .
Breathe in . . . . Breathe out . . . .
In . . . . Out . . . .
Now, what should she do? Should he give up and mope forever? Find the stupid Cookie and drag him back to the Spire so she could beat him up? Awakened Ancient or not, with enough spite and rage, Shadow Milk could do anything.
It was literally his motto! In both lives! With enough spite, rage and dedication, you could accomplish anything!
Shadow Milk slowly blinked before a smile grew on his face. "I should write that down somewhere."
Back to his original thought, what could he do? Everything had played out the same way it did in game, so could he even do anything?
Shadow Milk hummed in thought and pushed himself to float in the air, then moved his body upside down as he closed his eyes. "Decisions decisions.....Ah! I got it!"
It was a beautiful plan! A marvelous plan!
It was a splendid beautiful marvelous plan!
With a wide grin on his face, Shadow Milk flipped his body right side up and allowed his feet to touch the ground, walking towards one of the few mirrors that didn't break. "Hmmm," he hummed, cupping his cheeks. "If I make my hair a little bit shorter....ah! This dress looks dashing on me? Oohh what about this eye shadow!"
A few minutes later, the female cookie twisted and turned as she appraised herself. "Beautiful! Well, off course I'm beautiful I'm well, me!" She proclaimed, placing her hands on her hips. "Silly Vanilly, did you really think I'll let you go? Never."
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Unlike what most people assume, gaining memories of your past life doesn't always happen as soon as you're reborn.
It could be in an instant yes, but it could also take one day, three days, a month, three months, five years, fifty years, a fucking century.
Shadow Milk Cookie doesn't actually remember how long it took for him. All he remembers is that it happened as soon as Pure Vanilla awakened.
It wasn't slow and sweet, but fast and abrupt. As rage filled his heart and the urge to take, take, take Pure Vanilla and crush him because how DARE HIM TRICK SHADOW MILK! THE BEAST OF DECEIT!? HOW DARE HIM! Sudden unfamiliar memories hit him.
A young female staring at her friends as they gushed about a Cookie of all things.
Staring at the game title with curiosity and intrigue.
Pulling on the gacha.
Getting invested in the Lore.
Making theories, joining the fandom, reading stories, looking at art, hyperfixating on Cookies of all things!
Growing up some more.
Dying.
And suddenly Shadow Milk simply couldn't take it anymore, there was no point!
So, she (she?? well, she would work with it, so she.) with rage still making her jam rush into her head, let out a loud scream and teleported away. She ignored Black Sapphire Cookie and Candy Apple and marched into her quarters, the onslaught of new and old memories colliding making her head hurt like hell.
Many things broke because of her rage. Cups and plates? Gone. Paintings? Destroyed, tables? Now a bunch of splinters.
Most people when it comes to reincarnating as a villain always had one thought. 'Oh! I want to be a better person! So I should change my ways for the greater good!'
Not Shadow Milk though. In fact, instead of redemption, the one thing going through her mind was.
"HOW THE FUCK DID I GET TRICKED BY THE FUCKING COOKIE OF TRUTH!!????"
Welcome folks! Ready for some giggles? Lady of Deceit AU was inspired by @toonlestial SM as PV's wife!! Because I took one glance at fem sm and my inner eye opened and all my writers block disappeared
Unfortunately I can't draw.... but I can write insane fics!!! So um...I hope you all enjoy ✨
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Not only do I find u on tumbler
But also mermaid cookie art? ALL HAIL THE ARTIST
Gem mermaids
Drawing I did for my friend :) (I know nothing about this game 😭🙏)
It came to me in a dream
I like when games allow you to decorate things ; i have too much joy and whimsy in me to not waste all my in-game money
boredom doodle to summon him
i might like side profiles
for you anon 💕
Can you make shadow milk and alluring crescent moonlight kiss they are les4les
this is too good to refuse i’ll do it tomorrow anon 💕
felt a lil silly so I edited a renaissance painting for my pookie :p
(Yes is know it’s difficult to see, but it adds to the vibe)
my goofy ass when I saw prune juice:
(he took so long to draw 😭😭😭🙏💀💔💔)
ANIMATION YEAAAAA
For @sunseed-fandump’s bad batch au :)
(it was a ton of frames and I didn’t wanna do line art :p ALSO SRRY ITS BADLY SYNCED 😭😭😭🙏🙏🙏)
(EDIT, I FIXED IT YIPPEEEEE :3)