Bark Says A Thing - Blog Posts

I can’t wait for when Trump dies in the next three years because of the tumblr sexy man poll of 2028

being friends with animators is so great

I can send them something shitty like this

and then they’ll turn it into something awesome and epic and totally worth commissioning like this

Shoutout to my pooks @scrambao for being really fuckin awesome and autistic

HOLY SHIT, DITZY MADE A VIDEO!!!!!!!!!

AND IT HAS LORE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I dunno if it’s gonna be crunchy or not when I post this (it was when I showed my friends on discord), so I apologize if it is

birfday :3

I like to use my server’s spam channel as my personal Twitter shitpost account. Here’s the highlights

Ok chat, be so fr with me

if I made an ask blog for my marvel ocs, would anyone give a fuck

undertale/sans AU fans pspspspsppspsps

WOOO!! Undertale!!! Asks are open!

Cosmic - @sharkysalmon

Lullaby - @scrambao

holy shit, Bark made a video !!!!

Still depressed as shit, but I drew lesbians to cope

If you had to make three cute headcanons for all of the ships assosciated with our favorite poly Yuri rubix cube (Or a select few that come to mind), what are some quick headcanons you can cook up on the spot?

WOE, YURI POLYCULE BE UPON YE

Rubi x Connie (GhostCube)

Connie likes to hide in the machines so she can scare Rubi when they work on a machine

Sometimes Rubi forgets that Connie is a ghost and will accidentally phase through her if she tries to hug her

Connie will often steal one of Rubi’s kandi and hold it over her by floating to where Rubi can’t reach it

Rubi x Gigi: (LuckyBox)

They have matching kandi in eachother’s colors

Gigi was the first to join the yuri polycule

Gigi likes to steal Rubi’s clothes and bracelets

Rubi x Teagan: (FancyBox)

Despite it not fitting their vibe, Teagan does wear the kandi Rubi makes for her

Teagan is much taller than Rubi

Teagan CAN and WILL beat anyone who would make fun of Rubi

Rubi x Soluna (Galactic Puzzle)

They have mini raves in Rubi’s room

They love doing kandi trades

Rubi will kiss both Sol and Luna individually

(Rubi: A kiss for my sun *kisses Sol’s cheek* and a kiss for my moon *kisses Luna’s cheek*)

(Soluna belongs to @/liminaltumbly)

Whos Rubi with in that art u reblogged???

That’s a friend’s character!! Her name is Soluna and she belongs to @liminaltumbly !!!!

(liminal if this is you I’m gonna get you /j /nm)

So uhh..this happened

So, under the influence of god knows what, I changed my user and kinda my whole vibe. I’ve gotten REALLY into scene stuff lately and decided to make it my branding

DO NOT WORRY ALL 3 PEOPLE THAT FOLLOW ME, CONTENT WILL REMAIN THE SAME.

Speaking of content, where’s that been?

CW: Mental Health BS and mentions of Ab*sive behavior

So, basically, I was working on some stage stuff (cuz I’m a theater major) and I was working tech/backstage stuff, (which was my first time doing so) and my stage manager was a BITCH. She would constantly verbally harass me and purposely made me feel insignificant compared to the rest of the tech crew and cast. There was even a moment she straight LIED to me RIGHT TO MY FACE. JUST SO SHE COULD GET UNDER MY SKIN.

Even though it’s been like almost 2 months since I’ve had to work with her, needless to say, I am deeply traumatized. My mental health has plummeted and I genuinely cannot go a day without fearing for my wellbeing the next time I even so much as have a CHANCE of seeing my SM again. I was in genuine paranoid episodes everytime I finished a show at my high school (volunteer work) she was somehow gonna be there.

So, yeah, TLDR: Stage Manager verbally abused me for 3 weeks straight and now I think I have PTSD

With all that being said, I do hope to post stuff soon. Maybe I’ll do a Kandi tour (cuz that’s pretty much all I’ve had the motivation to do) I’ve got some pretty cute stuff that I hope y’all like

Anyways, thanks for reading, all 3 people that follow me, I hope to do stuff and things in the future

Not Dyson related buuuuuttt

PATHFINDER/D&D CHARACTER WOOOAAHHHH

Why she kinda….👀

DANDYS WORLD OC !!!!

Do we like her chat? her name is Cophie, still pronounced Coffee. She would definitely be a survivalist character, and has the personality of a sad office job worker. Think Wren from Daybreak.

I love her, she was featured a few times in @scrambao 's ask blog if you wanna go see Dyson

Hiii this is liminal from Roblox :] I just wanted to say Rubi is really cuteee... Maybe Tilly and her could be friends :)

Hello!! I meant to follow you back, but I’ve been busy (dandy’s world n all that) but thank you!!

They should totally be friends :]

DYSON VS DANDY WHO WINS!!

That's not a fair fight

HOLY FUCK EVERYONE STOP WHAT YOU ARE DOING AND LOOK AT THIS

LESBIANS 🫵🫵🫵🫵🫵🫵🫵🫵

shoutout to the talented, brilliant, incredible, amazing, show stopping, spectacular, never the same, totally unique, completely not ever been done before, unafraid to reference or not reference, put it in a blender, shit on it, vomit on it, eat it, give birth to it @sharkysalmon (who you should TOTALLY go follow and/or commission)

I LOVE GAY PEOPLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

curse of Dandy’s World oc

(Feat: My HTF oc)

The dandy tism has got me bad. (I would’ve posted this sooner, but the depression also got to me)

Anyways, meet my DW oc, Rubi. She’s silly. She’s scene. I love them.

(they are also frens with @scrambao’s character Dyson <- right here :] )

close enough, welcome back Dan and Phil pastel edits

okay i wanna play. what's the first song on your wrapped that has a color in the title?

I MADE MY FIRST EVER KANDI BRACELET !!!!!!

I’ve gotten REALLY obsessed with Scenecore and Scene in general. One of the things I like the most is the accessories!! I already have a few kandi bracelets that my friends made (a single that says plague on it, a rainbow cuff, and a little green and white one with a star smiley on it, two of the three courtesy of my bff @/sharkysalmon) ( ´ ▽ ` ).｡ｏ♡

I really want to learn how to make a cuff, but I dunno what I want it to be!! If anyone has suggestions, lemme know!!! (๑˃ᴗ˂)ﻭ

(also, hand reveal i guess XD)

Rambling about sonas because they are living in my brain

ok…so…I have a lot of different sonas, most of which you have not seen (either because I haven’t had a need to use them or I haven’t drawn them) that being said, I wanna talk about them.

I’m not really sure how I’d describe this. In my mind, all my sonas just kinda take turns piloting me around. Kinda like Inside Out. (With maybe a tiny bit of IFS thrown in there, because I went down a rabbit hole of researching that, but I am NOT a therapist) also a bit of inspiration from PetPyves’s persona project (in just different elements of me and my life broken down into separate characters)

So, here they all are (some pics provided, some not)

BARK:

Bark is essentially my true sona. Just a little cartoony version of myself that I draw from time to time.

THE THESPIAN: (old pics)

The Thespian (or simply Thespi) is basically a little Godsona I have for a campaign I’m in. They are known as “The God of Performance” but have also come to represent my occasional bouts of ego.

Ditzy:

Ditzy is my fursona (alien Bassett Hound, but I kinda imagine them being like Mort from Madagascar and is also like….10 other animals lmao), and she basically represents my neurodivergence when I’m unmasked.

Luxuria (Lux):

Lux is a succubus sona that I created for whenever the extremely…NSFT urges come on. She also represents the freedom of sexuality, and how it isn’t something to be ashamed of. (Side note: I AM AN ADULT AND SO IS THIS CHARACTER!!!!!!)

GUT5NG0R3: (not pictured)

This edgelord supreme is a representative of my “edgy emo phase” I had way back when, and how some of that phase (such a music taste and general style/storytelling) has stuck with me. (Also, cringe culture is dead)

Kiddo:

Kiddo is my littlesona, and represents my headspace and personality when I’m regressed. (If any of y’all come in here trying to calm me weird or gross for regressing, instant block)

Scribble:

Scribble is my ventsona, and used for whenever I make vent art/animatics (funnily enough, two of these screenshots are FROM a vent animatic I finished like…yesterday)

And so far….that’s everybody! I’m sure more are to come soon (maybe) but that’s all of them for now. Please feel free to ask questions about them, or anything else !!

(ngl, if anyone wants, I’ll make one of those Q&A blogs specifically for them)

No, I will not shut up about this

sweet and pure asks

🐰- do you believe in soul mates?

💌- diary or journal?

✨- which fictional character (book, show, or movie) do you relate to most?

💕- are you crushing on someone?

💋- kissing in the dark or kissing in the rain?

🐝- describe your aesthetic in emojis

🍼- what is your favorite memory?

🌸- what is your favorite flower?

💖- have you ever been in love?

🍰- strawberry or vanilla?

🍯- describe your favorite smell

🎂- if you had 3 wishes, what would they be?

🍪- cookie dough or cookies?

☕- coffee or tea?

🍃- would you rather live in a sea with mermaids or a forest with fairies?

🍂- what’s your middle name?

💫- what is your sun, moon, and rising sign?

🌧️- favorite thing to do on rainy days?

🍭- how tall are you?

💒- which show would you want to live in?

🎄- what is your favorite holiday?

🍦- what scented candle is your favorite?

🎶- favorite song right now?

💘- 3 ways to win your heart?

🍩- current mood?

❄️- what is your favorite season?

💍- your current relationship status?

📷- a photo of yourself

💅🏻- do you like being spoiled?

🕊️- 3 habits you have?

🦄- how do you perceive yourself?

🦋- how do you think others perceive you?

🌈- things I find attractive in girls/guys

🍓- one secret about yourself

🍒- how do you act when you have a crush?

💔- the reason behind your last breakup?

💬- what your last text message says?

🎥- what show are you currently binging on?

⛅- what is your morning routine?

💗- who do you miss?

🥀- last time you cried?

🎁- when is your birthday?

🔪- scariest/creepiest experience?

💤- date someone younger, older, or same age as you?

🎀- any question you want

~~Not mine

In the midst of this shit show, I’m taking it upon myself to come out (and be the most annoying queer person ever/j)

Hey y’all, let’s just get this over with

My name is Bark. I am a butch lesbian, and agender nonbinary. My pronouns are She/They, I am AFAB, and I exist.

I have had an up and down journey when it came to finding out my identity. At first, I was bisexual, then lesbian, then pan, then back to lesbian.

when it came to my gender, I was always a bit afraid to explore it. I’ve gone from being a trans man, to gender-fluid, to demi girl, to para girl, and eventually dropping the idea of figuring out what the hell was going on.

After lots of research and reflection (plus talking to fellow genderqueer people) I have finally come to the conclusion that I am Agender Nonbinary.

In my mind, the concept of gender identity and labels like “masc” and “fem” didn’t make a lot of sense to me. Why is it that doing ABC makes me masculine, therefore, I am (or want to be) a boy? Why does DEF make me feminine and girly?? What if I do ABE? What if I do DBC?? It’s makes no sense to me.

I have always felt comfortable in using She/They, but couldn’t think of a label to describe why I would use those pronouns. Not that I needed a why (and you shouldn’t feel like you need a why either) but having it provided a bit of closure for me.

That being said, I am PROUD of my identity. I am PROUD to be one of the millions of queer people out there in society. I am PROUD of WHO I AM and YOU CAN TAKE MY RIGHTS OUT OF MY COLD, DEAD, HANDS.

redesigned Overseer (ft. Not Jason Quantrell™)

idk. I feel like there's not enough snazzy cosmic monitor-head ocs in the marvel fandom, so... ¯⁠\⁠_⁠(⁠ツ⁠)⁠_⁠/⁠¯

WOW !!!!!

keep booping !!!!!!!!!!!

so many boops !!!!

I feel so loved !!!!!

Please keep sending me boops !!!!!!! I’ll do my best to boop back !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

so many boops !!!!

I feel so loved !!!!!

Please keep sending me boops !!!!!!! I’ll do my best to boop back !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Moon Knight boys, but it’s how they see themselves in headspace

Tumblr, please don’t take this down for man tiddies 🙏🙏🙏🙏

Also, new banner alert ‼️‼️‼️‼️

Ma’am, that is my emotional support traumatized man in his 40s

GO LOOK AT MY BESTIE’S PAGE RIGHT NEOWWWWWWWWWWWW‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️

SHE’S SUPER TALENTED AND AWESOME AND COOL AND HE’S SO SILLAY

CHECK IT OUT NOW‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️

I still believe in you !

UPDATED INTRO POST WOOHOO !!

Helloooo !!

My name is Apollo, or Sharky ! :3 Im 18, 19 in about a month, and I use She/He pronouns !

I'm from America and Im in EST !

(I WILL DRAW AND REPOST SANS AU SHIP CONTENT, IF YOU DO NOT LIKE THAT, THIS IS NOT THE RIGHT PLACE FOR YOU)

As of right now I will mostly be posting and reblogging Undertale AU content ! :3 Its been one of my biggest interests since undertale came out ! (PLEASE TALK TO ME UNDERTALE AU FANS !!! I AM CALLING FOR YOU !!!)

My biggest interests are Undertale, Homestuck, Guilty Gear: Strive, and Resident Evil !!

I am the host of an OSDD-1b system ! :3

I am happily taken by my amazing boyfriend ( you should go look at his art @nonsensical-guild ) He is super talented and amazing :D

NO NOT INTERACT IF YOU

fit into the basic DNI (homophobic, racist, ableist, etc)

Proshippers LEAVE ME ALONE !!!! I am so sick of seeing Fresh and PJ art on my tumblr I DONT LIKE PROSHIPPERS !!

heavy DSMP fans please dni, the media makes me incredibly uncomfortable

PLEASE INTERACT IF YOU

Like the same media I do !! :3

are a decent human being like come on its not that hard