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fashion police prosecutors office. and not even one person rated his outfit💔
What each character in aa4 would drink most often (I’m the authority bc I say so)
Beanix: Grape juice of course, man’s a full on alcoholic
Apollo: Black coffee or iced tea
Kristoph Gavin: Water with a splash of lemon juice. he’s pretentious, definitely drinks a lot of water for his skin, and it’s easy for him to get in jail. But not tap water, he’d make them buy like fiji water bottles for him and he’d pour them into crystal glasses.
Klavier Gavin: All the Gavinners have a brand deal for some pop drink like Metal Samurai Soda now with real metal flavour! It’s not great but they get paid for every sip they take.
Trucy: She drinks the same pop as the Gavinners bc it’s popular even though she doesn’t really like it that much
Ema: She wants to seem like a black coffee girl but she’s really a matcha frappe with extra whipped cream girl
Wesley Stickler: Black tea for his image but he desperately wants to put milk and sugar in it
Lamiroir: Lavender tea, not too hot bc she can’t burn her throat
Wocky Kitaki: Monster energy. And way too much of it.
Alita Tiala: Makes Wocky buy her some super expensive frilly shit. Like bubble tea from an aesthetic place.
Machi Tobaye: Milk. He’s a milk kid.
Spark Brushel: Mouthwash.
Drew Misham: Paint water.
Vera Misham: Water with lemon juice bc that’s what Kristoph drank when they met up
also thank you barenakedladies for being a consult on this post 😌
— AA4 minor spoilers—
they probably let kristoph gavin bring his purple shampoo into prison
pov it’s time to testify and have an absolutely miserable time
my final piece for @turnabout-cinema! had an absolute blast working on this one :]
can you draw polly and phoenix arguing abt smthing? it doesn’t have to be serious pheonix could just b annoying him (also luv ur art<3)
unstoppable force (apollo's inability to let something go) vs an immovable object (phoenix's commitment to the bit)
Imagine you go to play a game against shady ex-defence attorney turned inexplicable poker playing savant and he’s just like “oh BTW this is my daughter, don’t worry about her. Also she may stare at you but like don’t worry, she does that.”
I love these games.
Fellas, what's gayer name dropping and putting your rivals voice in a song about prioritising work over relationships or becoming a lawyer for your rival, not one, but twice.
I prefer the idea that Apollo’s real name is Apple and that he was named that by Datz since his favourite food was apples and he didn’t know what Jove’s baby’s name was when he died so Dhurke just let him do whatever. Also meaning the pun name in Apollo Justice is Apple Juice.
This is actually the funniest fucking thing I've read all day 💀💀💀
PHOENIX BECAME A LAWYER FOR EDGEWORTH AGAIN!??! WHAT A LOSER OH MY GOD
Whenever I have autoplay on I actually miss huge chunks of dialogue because Phoenix's stupid face is so pretty it keeps fucking distracting me
Like, how does Edgeworth get anything done?
"I think Phoenix is trans" "I think Apollo is trans"
You fools. Literally every single character in Ace Attorney is trans, that's why they all have the weirdest fucking names
Step aside, Phoenix Wright. Trucy is MY daughter now