Bad Guy Headcanons

Ever wondered why my designs for the twins had them with twinning apple pins?

That’s why :)

I'M CRYING THIS IS BEAUTIFUL.

memeception

how to draw arms ? ? 

The umbrella academy as things my friends have said

Diego: You’re the cause of all my stress.

Klaus: *maniacal laughter*

***

Diego: Be nice to our mother.

Five: *Turns around and slaps Grace*

***

Vanya: I’m a lesbian, but I’m a pan-lesbian.

Allison, scared: I have no idea what you mean.

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Young Ben: *eats strawberry*

Young Klaus: *Takes the top of it, including green part, and eats it whole*

Young Ben, scared: wot?

***

Diego: *Trying to choke Klaus*

Allison:*walks in*

Diego: Oh, hello

***

Klaus: Do you think I actually need to bring my inhaler to school?

Vanya: Maybe?

Klaus: It hurts a bit and I actually need to breathe in twice to take a full breath, but I’m fine

Vanya:…

Klaus: Air’s still getting in there.

***

Luther: You’re a cunt

Diego: yeah, I know.

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Vanya: I had a panic attack in the shower last night and water went down my throat.

Allison: Non-consensual water drinking.

Ben, in his ghost form: No, that’s when I sit on Klaus’ chest and force him to drink water instead of vodka.

*** Klaus: *takes 5 ibuprofen*

Allison: do you need these cause you’re hungover?

Klaus: *Nods and chugs coffee before taking Allison’s lip balm*

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Allison: I love you, Vanya

Vanya: sure

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Leonard: *exists*

Allison: *Flips him off aggressively*

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Luther: No stop!

Five: did I hit a nerve, bitch boy?

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Five: This is my wife, Dolores.

Diego: She’s…a mannequin.

Klaus: Shut up she’s beautiful. Be happy he actually found someone.

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Klaus: Please don’t tell my therapist what I’ve been doing. She thinks I’m doing better.

Five:*nods* I’m telling her everything.

26-year-old Jamarion Robinson’s grandmother Beverly Nixon said her grandson was bipolar and schizophrenic. Still got shot 76 (!!!) times. Would a white person get the same treatment?

The witness said he saw more than a dozen patrol cars at the complex where US Marshals killed Robinson on August 5, 2016. Why were there no behavioral specialist? Surely one of them would know how to interact with a bipolar schizophrenic better than the police.

I’m absolutely disgusted.

Here’s Jamarion’s mother’s GoFundMe in case anyone is willing to help.

#JusticeForJamarion   #BlackLivesMatter

whats gonna happen to grumbot when season 8 starts,,, grian’s said he doesnt visit him,,, does he just wait for his dads to come back? ):

If Ben became alive when they went back, do you think at some point Klaus will do the whole "I miss Ben so much. I'm alive now,asshole! Sometimes I can still hear his voice" and other morbid/dead jokes like that. It was so funny when Klaus said or did something about Ben(like taking credit) and Ben will make that wtf,are you f*cking serious right now face. I keep imagining he would do whatever to get Ben to make that face in front of the others

Klaus has a list of jokes he can make. He keeps it in his pocket.

And sometimes Ben forgets the others can see him and makes faces/ comments to Klaus and the others are all like “I don’t remember Ben being this argumentative”

And Bens just there like whoops

Oh my god I just had a big brain moment

Peeps on Discord really seemed to like this theory of mine, so I figured I’d share it on Tumblr as well.

This is a bit of dialogue during Asriel’s fight:

Gaster was completely forgotten.

What if, assuming his sprite is Mystery Man, which looks kind of melty and all, the failed experiment his followers mention is actually him experimenting with determination, bringing himself close to death, just like Flowey did, which put him in the state he’s currently in? (keep in mind, Flowey isn’t a monster, so determination wouldn’t have affected him the same way)

The followers also mention how Gaster “fell into his creation”, but I don’t think it has to be a literal fall. The state of “fallen down” is a state monsters go through before passing away. The monsters who became amalgames were all in that state, which is why they were taken to the lab to be experimented on, because they were going to die anyway. This is stated in entry number 6.

He could have done it on the fallen monsters before doing it on himself, since the monsters didn’t start melting until much later, by the time Alphys had become the royal scientist. This is, of course, when assuming that Gaster wrote up until entry number 8, then the rest were written by Alphys. At least judging by the writting style for each entry (entries 1 to 8 are written in a more professional way than the ones after). This also implies that Gaster was the one who created Flowey, but that’s another story.

Regardless, it would be safe to assume Alphys found herself in the obligation to proceed with the experiments left by the previous royal scientist, no matter if no one remembered who he was, and why she felt so responsible for the amalgamates. I like to believe Alphys got the job after presenting Mettaton as a human-fighting robot (she did use to have a tendency to lie, after all), which would explain how confused she seems during her entries. Even if she had some knowledge on science and technology, I don’t think she could have been nearly as knowledgable as Gaster (the followers do point out his “irreplaceable brilliance”).

Hopefully this all makes sense lmao

Can I see Color and Killer tougher? It’s been a moment since I saw them together. :)

Hell ya, it’s definitely been a while since I shared something for them huh?

Have one of my favorite memes ever with them <3

YES.