YES.

The umbrella academy as things my friends have said

Diego: You’re the cause of all my stress.

Klaus: *maniacal laughter*

***

Diego: Be nice to our mother.

Five: *Turns around and slaps Grace*

***

Vanya: I’m a lesbian, but I’m a pan-lesbian.

Allison, scared: I have no idea what you mean.

***

Young Ben: *eats strawberry*

Young Klaus: *Takes the top of it, including green part, and eats it whole*

Young Ben, scared: wot?

***

Diego: *Trying to choke Klaus*

Allison:*walks in*

Diego: Oh, hello

***

Klaus: Do you think I actually need to bring my inhaler to school?

Vanya: Maybe?

Klaus: It hurts a bit and I actually need to breathe in twice to take a full breath, but I’m fine

Vanya:…

Klaus: Air’s still getting in there.

***

Luther: You’re a cunt

Diego: yeah, I know.

***

Vanya: I had a panic attack in the shower last night and water went down my throat.

Allison: Non-consensual water drinking.

Ben, in his ghost form: No, that’s when I sit on Klaus’ chest and force him to drink water instead of vodka.

*** Klaus: *takes 5 ibuprofen*

Allison: do you need these cause you’re hungover?

Klaus: *Nods and chugs coffee before taking Allison’s lip balm*

***

Allison: I love you, Vanya

Vanya: sure

***

Leonard: *exists*

Allison: *Flips him off aggressively*

***

Luther: No stop!

Five: did I hit a nerve, bitch boy?

***

Five: This is my wife, Dolores.

Diego: She’s…a mannequin.

Klaus: Shut up she’s beautiful. Be happy he actually found someone.

***

Klaus: Please don’t tell my therapist what I’ve been doing. She thinks I’m doing better.

Five:*nods* I’m telling her everything.

26-year-old Jamarion Robinson’s grandmother Beverly Nixon said her grandson was bipolar and schizophrenic. Still got shot 76 (!!!) times. Would a white person get the same treatment?

The witness said he saw more than a dozen patrol cars at the complex where US Marshals killed Robinson on August 5, 2016. Why were there no behavioral specialist? Surely one of them would know how to interact with a bipolar schizophrenic better than the police.

I’m absolutely disgusted.

Here’s Jamarion’s mother’s GoFundMe in case anyone is willing to help.

#JusticeForJamarion   #BlackLivesMatter

I swear, if the countdown gets to zero and nothing happens I'm gonna lose it.

Update: didn't lose it also guys i think Mumbo built the HCBBS idk why

I swear, if the countdown gets to zero and nothing happens I'm gonna lose it.

I'M CRYING THIS IS BEAUTIFUL.

memeception

Day 2: Flowers

sorry I'm a little bit late.. school stressed me a lot today.. but I still like how it came out even if it's just a sketch OvO

Dream and Nightmares belong to @jokublog

Bad guy Headcanons

♛Nightmare♛

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If Ben became alive when they went back, do you think at some point Klaus will do the whole "I miss Ben so much. I'm alive now,asshole! Sometimes I can still hear his voice" and other morbid/dead jokes like that. It was so funny when Klaus said or did something about Ben(like taking credit) and Ben will make that wtf,are you f*cking serious right now face. I keep imagining he would do whatever to get Ben to make that face in front of the others

Klaus has a list of jokes he can make. He keeps it in his pocket.

And sometimes Ben forgets the others can see him and makes faces/ comments to Klaus and the others are all like “I don’t remember Ben being this argumentative”

And Bens just there like whoops

Cross having a bad day headcanons

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And we keep living anyway We rise and we fall And we break And we make our mistakes And if there’s a reason I’m still alive When everyone who loves me has died I’m willing to wait for it