Handling Heat

Lol ty @islandtarochips for the tag 🤍

But yeah, this is definitely me

Taging: @littlelalaland @itsastronxmy @justasmolbard @cloudofbutterflies92

Gamining

Gaz: *In first place casually beating everyone else* Keep up Soap

Soap: *Competitively leaning foward, lazer focused* I wouldn't be in 5th if ye hadn't hit me with a red shell!

Ghost: *In second* Excuses Johnny

Soap: *Makes it back to first* HA! HOW YE LIKE ME NOW?

Gaz: Enjoy 1st place while you can Soap

Soap: What do ye m- *Gets hit by a blue shell near the finish line* WHAT!?!?

Gaz: HAHAHA! I WARNED YOU SOAP

Ghost: *Walking out of the room* Oh boy...

Soap: *Screaming angry Scottish noises at Gaz and the TV*

Gaz: I wasn't mentally prepared for this-

Went to a con today and funny story...

I was sitting down scrolling through CoD tumblr. Some guy stands in front of me, chatting with someone next to me. All I hear is heavy gear and only see this dudes black leggings. I thought, "Hehe, it would be so funny if this dude was dressed as a CoD character." MY GUY SITS DOWN AND ALL I SEE IS KONIG AND NEALRY CHOKE 🥲

My mind went completely BLANK, and being the complete dunce I was, I didn't ask for a pic bc 1, no storage(I'm an android user with way too many pictures) and 2, I'm akward.

Another thing.

After being screamed at by a friend for not taking pictures of the Konig cosplayer, I made a comment on how if it were a Ghost cosplayer, I'd def drop everything for a pic. I leave for a bit to use the restroom, come back and in the corner of my eye, I see a Ghost cosplayer.

I drop everything, ran to my brother and snatched his phone bc he had storage, ran to the Ghost cosplayer and asked for a pic, then ran away.

I was able to snatch a pic of the Konig cosplayer.

The guy was in a cosplay contest and my friend just wanted to see the Konig so I snatched 4 totally non-creepy, non-stalker pics of the guy bc I needed to be picked up then and there and couldn't wait till the guy was done.

Also the dumb texts taken during the whole thing:

Get attacked!! ✨🌈SEND THIS TO OTHER BLOGGERS YOU THINK ARE WONDERFUL. KEEP THE GAME GOING🌈✨

Dying rn- this is so sweet 🥺🥺🥺

Found Friendship

Graves: Hey, so I was thinking it's best if the all the Captain's had a quick briefing on tomorrow's opperation

Price: That's fine by me

Alejandro: Sure, whatever works best

Oswald: Rogah

Graves: Great *Walks away*

Alejandro: Gringo...

Oswald: *Nods* Haole

Alejandro and Oswald: *Turns to each other and smirks, ushering a soft menacing chuckle*

Price: If you two are thinking about messing with Graves, make sure it doesn't affect me

Physicals

Ghost: I dont do the physicals with Oswald, so I requested to swap schedules with Soap

Gaz: Why?

Ghost: You'll find out in a minute

Soap: *Kicking the door in while panting* I'M NEVER DOING THE PHYSICALS WITH HER- *Gasps for breath while leaning onto the wall for support* EVER AGAIN-! *falls to ground panting*

Gaz: Bloody hell, Soap!

Ghost: Thats why

Ghost: Though she does push the minimum upper body requirements, she pushes beyond the limits for lower body

Gaz: *Looks at Soap mortified* And the SAS recruits?

Soap: *still Panting* The lucky ones were placed in the infirmary after fainting and the others-

Ghost: Probably threw up and looks like Soap

Gaz: *Terrified* But I take physicals with Oz next week

Ghost: *leans back into chair* Well. You better pray, Kyle.

April fools

Soap: Oi Price! I accidentally crashed a tank in the mess hall!

Price: You did what?!

Soap: Ha! April fools!

Price: Haha...okay, you got me there

*Firealarms goes off*

Soap: I actually crashed the tank in the barraks...

Can I just say the ending of BSD season 5 was one of Dazai's dumbest moments?

!!Heavy BSD spoilers btw!!

Obviously a helicopter crash can kill the average human, especially when they're stabbed in the gut and can't leave. But this is Fyodor we're talking about. He's definitely not a normal human being. This season alone he proved he can escape death, as seen in Dazais death trap. So why would Dazai expect Fyodor to be dead by just a simple plane crash and stab to the gut with the only evidence of his demise being a torn arm?

My points:

Nikolai possibly saving Fyodor last minute: Nikolai was right there. The guy who not only allianced himself with Fyodor, but also has teleportation abilities. Who's to say that while the plane crashed, Nikolai hadn't used his ability to save Fyodor? Mentally challenged caracters like Nikolai, who dreams about killing a friend/rival, usually dont really wanna kill their rival. They have a change of heart at the last minute and try hard to keep said rival alive. I'm sure Nikolai has that same mentality.

Chuuya's disguise: Lets be honest, there's no way Fyodor was convinced about Chuuya being a vampire with just some contact lenses and fake teeth. I'm sure he had some sort of plan before entering the helicopter. What if that pause before he entered the door wasnt just him thinking about Dazai's "death" but also how its too easy, or maybe he knew this would happen so he made some sort of precaution plan before hand.

Sigma: Remember how Sigma touched Fyodor? Well we still dont know Fyodor's true ability and it's lazy writing to just kill a big antagonist without giving all the lore. What if Sigma either had an ability he didnt know about or Fyodors secret ability was to transfer himself/pieces of himself to others. We still know little about Sigma, and he's just as mysterious as Fyodor. Thats why I think Dazai choosing Sigma as an option wasn't just to free/give Sigma a better life, but maybe Dazai knew more about Sigmas purpose.

Fyodor having no dead body shown: At the end, all we have is an arm and deadly scene to go off of. If I were Dazai, I'd definitely use Chuuya to check Fyodors remains. Like, dude said "aight theres an arm, so he's dead. Lets go Chuuya!" Im scenarios like this, it mostly implies that Fyodor isnt dead and would likely have some big reveal later on.

Dead or not, it would prob take us 5 years till the next season drops. The anime is caught up to the manga, so we gotta wait till enough chapters release for the animation to start back up. Anyways love BSD either way and can't wait to see the future of the series.

Instant Coffee stash

Early in the morning while waiting for the heli to take them home:

Oswald: *Pours Maxim coffee packets into a mug of hot water*

Gaz: Since when did we bring the coffee machine?

Oswald: Hm? We didn't. Soap left it back at base

Soap: *Sniffing the coffee scent* Since when did we have coffee? Were ye hogging a secret stash from us?

Oswald: No...?

Price: *Overhearing everything* Hold her down

Oswald: WAIT NO-

Soap and Gaz: *Holding Oz down*

Soap: *Reaches into her vest and grabs out a stash of Maxim coffee packets* Ye did have a stash!

Gaz: *Takes a pack* Tsk tsk. How could you, Oz. And from your own team?

Soap: *Sipping from his mug* Aye. We've been coffee starved for a week, Bonnie

Oswald: Bring your own packs next time!

[Sniper(F-0-Z)]

Oswald, Mana and Dice: *Clearing an enemy building*

Oswald: *Swiftly checking each room with precision*

Dice: Left clear

Mana: Back clear

Oswald: *On coms* 5th floor clear. Advancing 6th

Laswell: Proceed with caution, we don't know what's up there

Oswald: Copy *Advances to 6th floor, clearing rooms and eliminating hostiles*

Dice: *Checking one final time* Looks like this place is a bust...

Mana: What now? Target's not here and we have no leads-

Gunman: *Comes out of nowhere, randomly firing at their direction*

Oswald, Mana, and Dice: *Quickly ducking behind a desk*

Oswald: Shoot-! We missed a guy!

Gunman: I-I have a bomb! *Lifts up detonator* dont move, and I won't push it!

Dice: *Whispers on coms* Theres a hostile with a detonator. We need-

Gunman: *Looks at Dice's direction* Y-you! What did you say? Who were you talking to?! I'll press it! *Pushes finger on the button slowly* I'll-!

Shot fires through window:

Gunman: *Falls to the ground*

Smokes: *Radioing Oswald* hostile down. Clear the building fast and get out of there

Dice: *Sighing while smirking bitterly* Saved again...

Smokes: *Still on coms* You owe me, Sarg. You too, Capt

Oswald: *Rolls eyes* Yeh, yeh. Just focus on keeping us alive

Smokes: Already am, Capt