April Fools

Random thought but...

If I were magically carried into NRC I'd def go to Idia first. I usually keep my phone on me at all times due to me constantly misplacing it. So if I were to be transported to Twisted Wonderland with my phone, obviously I'd need some sort of internet connection and charger and who better to go to than idia? Ngl I think thats why out of all characters other than obviously Ace and Duece, I'd def be close to Idia because of constant phone repairs and just geeking out in general. Which is weird because for the longest time I was never really into Idia at all. He was just there. But personal biases aside, yeh, Idia is definitely my first pick if I had been forced to NRC. I mean...I need some way to listen to my music right?

Anyways heres an art piece I drew of my Twst Oc Raymond Lou from over a year ago.

Gaz: Where's Soap?

Ghost: Right barracks

*Loud popping noises followed by firealarms emanates from the Left barracks*

Ghost: ...Left barracks

Gaz: Yeh, I guessed

A visit to the UK

Gaz: Now, please try to speak normally and not try to do a "british accent"

Oswald: You go'i'mate

Mana: Woh bri'ish accent?

Gaz: That...that accent

Soap: Oh Pish Posh

Gaz: DONT ENCOURAGE THEM SOAP

A trip to Hawai'i P.6

[Learning Pidgin]

Oswald: Alright! If you dont wanna be constantly labeled a "Haole," then you better learn some basic Hawaiian pidgin

Ghost: Seems simple enough

Gaz: *Shakes his head* Trust me...it's not

Oswald: First, you gon hear people say "Choke" a lot. And no, it's not to physically choke someone out. Choke just means "plenty"

Soap: *Taking notes* Aye, what else?

Oswald: There's also Grindz, which means "Food." Then theres Ono, which means "Yummy." Broke-da-mout, which you usually pair that with "All loose" which means "So good you can eat untill your jaw loses function." But thats just an expression. Kanak-attak, which means "It's so good, that I ate too much and is gon pass out."

Gaz: Bloody- Bonnie, how many terms are there?

Oswald: ...

Oswald: Moving on- There's the "Hawaiian honorifics" of Tutu, auntie, uncle, sistah, braddah and cuzins. Be careful who you call Auntie or Uncle, because unless you're a kid, they'd take it as an insult

Ghost: So why call anyone Auntie and Uncle?

Oswald: Because then you a Haole

Soap: Aye. Now listen to Bonnie, uncle

Ghost: *Gives Soap the death stare*

Gaz: Soap, stop it. You'll raise uncles blood pressure

Ghost: That's it! *Tackles Soap and Gaz*

Ghost grabbing a tea with his smoke at 3am

Meanwhile Soap with a desk full of energy drinks, tinkering with explosives

Patriotism for the Homeland

I feel like Soap and Oswald would be besties bc of their patriotism to their homeland.

On base it would just be them randomly clowning on British/American soldiers(Mostly Ghost and Graves)in dumb shades.

Gaz: Truth or dare?

Oswald: Truth

Gaz: How many hours have you slept this week?

Oswald: ...Dare?

Gaz: Go to sleep

Oswald: I don't like this game...

Down range

Ghost: *Practicing his sniping*

Soap: Ye getting rusty L.T

Ghost: You're one to talk, Johnny *Goes to hand over riffle* See if you can do any better

Soap: *Pushes it away and pulls out M-16* Aye. Now let me show ye how its done

Soap: *Starts blasting both his and Ghosts lanes chaotically*

Ghost: Bloody-Johnny-!

Soap: *Smugly* Ye never get rusty with an automatic L.T

-Family Portrait-

(Photo taken of Captain Willow "Oswald" Pelekai and her family after her promotion to Captain of the S.I.A.D.F-0-Z)

Contents of photo:

• Willow Kimiko Ailana Pelekai

• Kaleo Keahilanakila Akira Pelekai(Older brother; Left)

• Mikey Ikaika Kousuke Pelekai(Younger brother; Right)

• Nathan Kawehi Kota Pelekai(Nephew)

• Ohia Airi Elise Pelekai(Neice)

If TF-141 went to America, I think portion sizes wouldn't be a problem for them. I know Europeans clown on American portion sizes, but knowing how big the guys from TF-141 are, they would be happy and accepting of the American portions. Sure, they'd probably look at Laswell and go, "Americans can eat this much?" But eventually eating it all easily and probably ordering more.