A Visit To The UK

A trip to Hawai'i P.3

[Manapua Truck]

Gaz: *Watches as a white van playing music pass him by* This is the 5th time I saw a truck like that today

Oswald: The Manapua truck?

Soap: The-what-truck?

Oswald: Ma-na-pu-a truck

Gaz: Whats it do?

Oswald: *Smirks with excitement* Its a local-kine, glorified, Hawaiian special, Fortified, food truck!

Soap and Gaz: ...

Oswald: *Sighs* It's the better Hawaiian version icecream truck

Soap: *Perks up excitedly* Lets go check it out, Bonnie!

Gaz: *Excitedly following Soap, dragging Oswald by the arm* Hurry, Oz!

Manapua man: Howzit!

Soap: What're ye selling?

Manapua man: *Looks at Soap, then to Gaz and Oswald* Tourists?

Oswald: *Points to Soap and Gaz and nods*

Manapua man: Ah, ok. No worries! Unnko go take care you. So, we got dakine, uh...manapua's, musubis, and da best, pork hash. Ho, braddah. Dis ting ono, broke da mout, gaurentee! *Smiles warmly*

Soap and Gaz: *Looks to Oswald for help*

Oswald: *Sighs* We'll take six manapua's, tree bag pork hash, case guavas and dats it. Mahalo nui, unnko *Hands money*

Manapua man: Awwwright! *takes it and hands over food* Oh! And here, for da haole braddahs *Hands a free bag of rice cake*

Oswald: Tanks, unnko *Elbows Soap and Gaz*

Soap: Mahalo!

Gaz: Mahalo, sir-I mean-Uncle!

Oswald: *Looking at Soap already digging inside the bags* Lets bring this back before you two eat it all

Boom Buddies

Ghost: I request to transfer

Price: Any particular reason to why?

Ghost: I can't stand those two *points out window to Soap and Oswald*

Soap: *tying a bunch of C-4's together*

Oswald: You sure this will be enough to wake the whole Barracks tomorrow?

Soap: Aye! With both our brains combined, we can create a nuke!

Price and Ghost: ...

Price: You make a fine point Simon, but i'm gonna need you to hide those C-4's tonight.

Laswell and Oswald discussing and filing their recent opperation:

Oswald: The hardest parts of the mission's isn't fighting my way through hundreds of automatic bullets firing directly at me as I make it to enemy lines or wondering if I'll make it home alive. The hardest part is fighting through sleep and wondering if my eyelids can handle weeks of nothing but coffee.

Laswell: Alright so thats a 2 month vacation and 10 year therapy plan.

Oswald: wait no-

Football

Oswald: *Watching the NFL*

Soap: American Football?

Oswald: *Shrugs* Its the 49ners against the Chiefs. I don't like either of them, but It's the last game of the season so I'm rooting for the 49ers due to past biases

Soap: Why all the ads

Oswald: Its to give me a pee and cry break

Soap: Cry break-? I thought ye said you didnt care for the 49ners?

Oswald: *With visible tears in her eyes after seeing the Chiefs win* I dont!

Oswald Sketches

Theres a lot of just random doodles I make of her

So, I realized all my interests lately have been "ghost" themed. And me being bored, I decided to just draw a ghost page.

(Also yes, ik Halloween has passed but this thought just came to me-)

Ghost: Aren't we training the recruits today?

Price: *Yawns*

Price: Oh, right. Today we're gonna- *Yawns*

Price:

Price: You know what? Screw it. Go play with your knives or whatever. I don't care, I'm going to bed

Soap: *Sneezes*

Oswald: *On coms, flying past Soap in a F15* Bless you

Soap: *Yelling back towards Oz* Thanks Bonnie!

Later:

Oswald: *Sneezes*

Soap: *Rolls past Oz in a tank* Bless you!

Oswald: Why, tank you

Y/n: you know what concerns me?

Soap: what?

Y/n: the fact that me, you and Gaz can go around doing really stupid shit, and no one will question it or even be slightly concerned by it, but it's when we aren't doing stupid shit that they get worried about us

Soap:

Soap: that is concerning

American Snacks

Price, Ghost, Soap, and Gaz: *Trying a Hershey bar*

Gaz: *Spits it out* This tastes like vomit!

Alex and Oswald: Vomit?!

Ghost: *Shrugs* it tastes like cheap chocolate

Oswald: Cheap?!

Price: *Swooshing his mouth with tea to rid the taste* I agree. This is probably the worst chocolate I have ever put in my mouth

Soap: *Eats the rest of the bar* I donnae what ye all mean. Chocolates, chocolate

Oswald: *Looks at soap* Thank you! You all are so dramatic, I swear

Alex: Alright, alright. Lets move on...how about root beer float? *pours a glass over icecream*

Ghost: No wonder Americans are fat...

Gaz: *Takes a bite* Mouthwash?!

Price: You feeding us mouthwash, Alex?

Oswald: It may taste like mouthwash, but its frickin delicious mouthwash-as long as its with icecream

Soap: Bonnie...If I wanted to brush my teeth I would've done it, not let the dessert do it

Alex: ...

Ghost: Soaps right. Its like if a dentist became a chef

Oswald: I hate you all

Alex: *Sighing to himself* Maybe we should've picked different snack choices...