Ghost: Aren't We Training The Recruits Today?

Rudy: *To Laswell* Yeah, it's been great. We've been working with them for a few months and I'd say they're pretty professional

Soap: *Screaming in background*

Alejandro: *Rushing to calm Soap down* I TOLD YOU NOT TO GET SPICY! YOUR WHITENESS CAN'T HANDLE IT!

Ghost: *Holding in tears* He didn't, I just slipped in some ghost peppers

Gaz: *Busts out laughing*

Rudy:

Rudy: Anyway, anymore questions?

Graves: *Messaging 141* At Boston right now

Soap: Do I care?

Gaz: How did he get our numbers anyways?

Graves: *Sends a pic of him with tea*

Ghost: Earl Grey?

Graves: *Sends a pic of him next to the Boston harbor, tea in hand, smiling*

Price: Don't. You. Dare

Soap: DO IT YE COWARD. I DARE YE!

Graves: *Sends a pic of him dumping it*

Price: *Blocks Graves*

Gaz: *Blocks Graves*

Ghost: Call an airstrike

Soap: NO! LET THE MAN PREACH!

Price: Mmm...chilly night eh?

Gaz: I can handle it Capt

Soap: Aye, nothing compared to the winters at home

Price: Tough one's are you? Alright *Puts out fire* Night boys

In the morning:

Price: *Yawns* Mornin-

Ghost, Gaz, and Soap: *Sleeping layered on each other for warmth*

Price: *Grins smugly while snaping a picture* Like a bunch of primary boys in a sleepover

Price: Alright, introduce yourself

Ghost: My name is Simon and I can stare into an onion without crying

Price: What?

Ghost: *Brings out an onion from his pocket and cuts it open, staring into it for a minute, thirty*

Price:

Price: Impressive, you're in.

Sleep deprived

Price: What's wrong with you four?

Gaz: We had a bet on which one of us can stay up the longest

Ghost: It's been 6 days

Price: I can tell...

Oswald and Soap: *Fighting each other for the coffee pot*

Gaz: *Looking at Oz and Soap fighting* I'm so gonna win

Price: Uh huh. By the way, you're pouring salt instead of sugar in your cup

Ghost: *Bangs head on table, asleep and snoring*

Gaz: Haha! One down! *Sips his salted coffee, unfazed*

Price: I'm calling Laswell for a transfer...

Went to a con today and funny story...

I was sitting down scrolling through CoD tumblr. Some guy stands in front of me, chatting with someone next to me. All I hear is heavy gear and only see this dudes black leggings. I thought, "Hehe, it would be so funny if this dude was dressed as a CoD character." MY GUY SITS DOWN AND ALL I SEE IS KONIG AND NEALRY CHOKE 🥲

My mind went completely BLANK, and being the complete dunce I was, I didn't ask for a pic bc 1, no storage(I'm an android user with way too many pictures) and 2, I'm akward.

Another thing.

After being screamed at by a friend for not taking pictures of the Konig cosplayer, I made a comment on how if it were a Ghost cosplayer, I'd def drop everything for a pic. I leave for a bit to use the restroom, come back and in the corner of my eye, I see a Ghost cosplayer.

I drop everything, ran to my brother and snatched his phone bc he had storage, ran to the Ghost cosplayer and asked for a pic, then ran away.

I was able to snatch a pic of the Konig cosplayer.

The guy was in a cosplay contest and my friend just wanted to see the Konig so I snatched 4 totally non-creepy, non-stalker pics of the guy bc I needed to be picked up then and there and couldn't wait till the guy was done.

Also the dumb texts taken during the whole thing:

Leo as König is everything ✨️

I adore them both 🥺💕

wip of f!leo as könig everyone !!!

(Coming next week hopefully)

this isn't a sexualizing him thing, please do not start that with me. im just trying to have fun with my two comfort characters 🙏

Tagged by: @cloudofbutterflies92 @islandtarochips @itsastronxmy (Ty 💕)

Links:

• Picrew

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I did 2 bc I usually keep my hair in a tita bun to control my freakishly long and messy hair

I also do need to sleep more-

Tagging: @littlelalaland @the-whispers-of-death and anyone else

1# Tea Maker

Ghost: *Walking into the mess hall, throbbing from the rough day*

Gaz and Price: *Sitting at the table, straight-faced and nervous*

Ghost: *Sits down, confused* Whats going on...?

Oswald: *Bringing out mugs of tea for them, smiling* Here, since you all had a rough day

Ghost: *Stares into the cup, grimacing* ...Oh...thanks, Oz...

Price: *Waits for Oz to turn away and dumps it in the nearest plant before smiling innocently* Appreciate it, Willow

Ghost: *Chugs it down fast so he wont taste it*

Ghost: *Gags* Yum, thanks Bon- *Gags*

Gaz: *Dumps his tea in Ghosts cup while Oz's back is turned* Oh...so good!

Ghost: *Glares at Gaz before gagging again*

Oswald: *Smiles* So glad you all loved it! I'll make sure to make you more next time

Soap: *Drinking the perfectly brewed coffee Oswald made, laughing at them*

Ghost:

Ghost: I'm going to kill you all

Laswell and Oswald discussing and filing their recent opperation:

Oswald: The hardest parts of the mission's isn't fighting my way through hundreds of automatic bullets firing directly at me as I make it to enemy lines or wondering if I'll make it home alive. The hardest part is fighting through sleep and wondering if my eyelids can handle weeks of nothing but coffee.

Laswell: Alright so thats a 2 month vacation and 10 year therapy plan.

Oswald: wait no-