Can I Just Say The Ending Of BSD Season 5 Was One Of Dazai's Dumbest Moments?

Trust exercises

Price: I called you all in here today to discuss the meaning of being a team. We, we are a team. But in order to function as a team, we must all learn trust

Soap: Aye, I cannae agree more. Like when ye ask yer team if they touched yer lunch and they donnae say anthing-

Gaz: Oh let it go, Soap!

Soap: AYE, WHEN YE BE HONEST KYLE!

Price: *Smacks their heads* And this is why we need to do this exercise *Mumbles* Mostly because Kate won't get of my case...

Price: *Grabs Ghost* Since Soap and Gaz needs time to cool down, you're first, Si. Tell the team how you feel about them, and be honest. This will help let all the bottled emotions out

Ghost: *Inhales* First off, you're mohawk looks dumb Johnny. And the fact that you spend every night and morning in the communal showers trying to fix it, just makes it look dumber. And Kyle? Hanging off a heli while shooting people upside down isn't a way to introduce yourself. It was a fun story the first few times, but now it makes you look pathetic. Also, it was me who stole your lunch Soap, not Kyle. You just wouldn't stop bothering me the day before and I just snapped. Kyle just so happened to be by your lunch that day

Soap:

Gaz:

Price: *Claps* Good job, Simon. See? Wasn't so hard now, was it?

Soap: You think my mohawk is dumb...?

Laswell: There's 2 snipers to your left, so proceed with caution

Smokes: On it

Oswald: Rogah

Dice: Yes mom

Everyone: ...

Laswell: Mom?

Dice: I said ma'am-!

Smokes: No, I definitely heard "mom"

Oswald adding on smuggly: Either that or we're all going deaf

Dice: Can we all just drop the subject!

Laswell: You see me as a mother figure?

Dice: I see you as a colleague

Oswald: He definitely sees you as a mother figure

Laswell amused: Alright, alright. Lets stay focused. There should be a few guys inside, so take the roof.

Oswald: Yes mom

Smokes: Understood, mom

Dice: Screw you guys...

Stealth with Irony

Building explodes near Gaz and Smokes:

Oswald: *On coms* Buildings clear, but the hostiles had too many explosives and detonated it. Thankfully, I managed to escape with the package in time

Gaz: *A little caught off guard* Copy...

Smokes: *Looking like everything is normal* Copy, Capt

Gaz: How are you so calm? And why is the best stealth operator known to the American military able to pull that? *Gestures to the freshly exploded building* This contradicts everything she is!

Smokes: Ironic isn't it?

Gaz: Aren't you even a little concerned?

Smokes: Nah. She does this more often than you think. For someone who specializes in stealth, she has a flare for the more...rowdy things

Gaz: I will never understand how your Task force was able to stay under such strict secrecy...

Willow "Oswald" Pelekai sketch!

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This was also before I had a proper design for her Left arm tattoos.

F-O-Z Sergeants!

- Sgt. Ethan "DICE" Uehara

- Sgt. Kainalu "Mana" Manalo

Physicals

Ghost: I dont do the physicals with Oswald, so I requested to swap schedules with Soap

Gaz: Why?

Ghost: You'll find out in a minute

Soap: *Kicking the door in while panting* I'M NEVER DOING THE PHYSICALS WITH HER- *Gasps for breath while leaning onto the wall for support* EVER AGAIN-! *falls to ground panting*

Gaz: Bloody hell, Soap!

Ghost: Thats why

Ghost: Though she does push the minimum upper body requirements, she pushes beyond the limits for lower body

Gaz: *Looks at Soap mortified* And the SAS recruits?

Soap: *still Panting* The lucky ones were placed in the infirmary after fainting and the others-

Ghost: Probably threw up and looks like Soap

Gaz: *Terrified* But I take physicals with Oz next week

Ghost: *leans back into chair* Well. You better pray, Kyle.

Pidgin Bible

Soap: I hear ye a Christian

Oswald: Yep, I even have myself a portable bible

Soap: Oh? Well lets hear it lass

Oswald: Ahem. *pulls out pidgin bible*

Oswald: Da time wen eryting wen start, God make da sky an da world. Da world come so no mo notting inside, no mo shape notting. On top da wild ocean dat cova eryting, neva had light notting. Ony had God Spirit dea, moving aroun ova da watta.

Soap: I THOUGHT YE SAID YE HAD A BIBLE!

Oswald: THIS IS A BIBLE!

CoD oc Sketches(F-0-Z)

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- Capt. Willow "Oswald" Pelekai

- Srg. Kainalu "Mana" Manalo

Full Names:

- Willow Kimiko Ailana Pelekai

- Kainalu Kekoalanakila Manalo

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Get to know:

- Out of all the members of the F-0-Z, Oswald knew Mana the longest when they were both serving in Oahu.

- Mana is just a shortened version of Manalo, but Mana also means "Spiritual Power" in Hawaiian, which represents his large and strong stature.

- Oswald and Mana are often mistaken as siblings, but are not related. But they do share a sort of sibling dynamic.

- Mana was originally in the Navy before joining Oswald in the F-0-Z after being recruited overseas. That is also why he's only rank Srg. In the F-0-Z dispite being Oswalds first recommend recruit.

- Mana dosen't have blood related siblings, but has 3 step siblings in which he holds a strong relationship with, as well as with his step-dad.

- During Oswalds time on Oahu, her original unofficial callsign was "Tita" but after being stationed overseas, "Oswald" became her more notorious callsign.

Tagged by: The lovely @itsastronxmy

i'm over 5'5 / i wear glasses or contacts / i have blonde hair / i often wear sweatshirts / i prefer loose clothing over tight clothes (depends, i like tight tops and baggy pants) / i have one or two piercings (just my ears) / i have at least one tattoo / i have blue eyes / i have dyed or highlighted my hair / i have or have had braces / i have freckles / i paint my nails (rarely) / i typically wear makeup / i don't often smile / resting boss face / i play(ed) sports(Does going to the gym count?) / i play an instrument / i know more than one language (Semi-Olelo Hawaiian) / i can cook or bake / i like writing / i like to read / i can multitask / i’ve never dated anyone / i have a best friend ive known for over five years / i am an only child (kind of? depends on who you ask)

Tagging: @littlelalaland (anyones free to use this)

Oswald: I'm heading out. Anyone need anything?

Smokes: A restraining order from my Ex wife

Oswald: So beer?