S.I.A.D.F-0-Z

Beans on Carbs

Ghost and Gaz in the kitchen eating beans on toast:

Oswald walking in grabbing an empty bowl: Oh hey

Gaz mentally preparing himself for the classic American banter: Hey Oz-

Oswald: Yo can you pass me the can?

Ghost: Okay?

Oswald: *proceeds to dump the whole can of pork n beans in her rice*

Gaz: WTF-

Ghost: Beans on rice?

Oswald: I grew up poor in Oahu, so let me enjoy my food in peace

Gaz: But rice?

Oswald: Its a local comfort food. Plus, both are just beans on carbs anyways

Ghost: She has a point

Soap walking in: You're all disgusting

Learning Pidgin Part.1

TF141 x Oswald(Hawaiian Oc)

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Oswald teaches Gaz how to speak pidgin

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Gaz: Why do you say "Da kine," "Can" and "No can" a lot? No offense, but it's really confusing.

Oswald: It relays information easier. Plus, it just makes sense.

Gaz: So if I were to say "Soap, I can't go shopping with you today because im busy training with Ghost. I'll go with you next time." How would that translate?

Oswald translating it out: "Ho, sorry cuz, I no can go da kine w'chu, I wit da kine. Bumbai I can. Shoots?"

Gaz:

Oswald: Good. Ima head out now. I no can stay talk story right now, I gotta meet da kine. Can talk later. Shoots braddah 🤙🏽

BEAUTIFUL PERSON AWARD! Once you are given this award you're supposed to paste it in the asks of 8 people you adore! Absolutely no pressure but. It's sweet to know someone thinks you're beautiful inside and out <3

Ahhhh! Thank yooou! 🥺🥺🥺

I've been going through a lot right now with school and home-life so I haven't been posting much and probably will be busy for the next couple weeks.

Also, I did find Epic Mickey 2 for Wii so I've been playing that with my brother to destress. We haven't played that game in years so it's pretty nostalgic lol

April fools

Soap: Oi Price! I accidentally crashed a tank in the mess hall!

Price: You did what?!

Soap: Ha! April fools!

Price: Haha...okay, you got me there

*Firealarms goes off*

Soap: I actually crashed the tank in the barraks...

F-O-Z Sergeants!

- Sgt. Ethan "DICE" Uehara

- Sgt. Kainalu "Mana" Manalo

A visit to the UK

Gaz: Now, please try to speak normally and not try to do a "british accent"

Oswald: You go'i'mate

Mana: Woh bri'ish accent?

Gaz: That...that accent

Soap: Oh Pish Posh

Gaz: DONT ENCOURAGE THEM SOAP

Mana: Is stabbing someone immoral?

Smokes: Not if they consent to it

Dice: Depends on who you're stabbing

Oswald: It's not if it's an accident

Laswell: YES???

Jokes

During a recon after a while of mostly silence:

Oswald: *Randomly breaks the silence with full seriousness* A widow was at her husbands funeral

Soap: What?

Oswald: A man came up and asked if he could say a few words. The widow says "sure, go ahead." So the man leans down and says to the dead husband, "Plethora."

Soap: ....

Oswald: The widow says, "thanks, that means a lot..."

Soap:

Ghost: Pfft-

Soap: I'm going with Price next time

Football

Oswald: *Watching the NFL*

Soap: American Football?

Oswald: *Shrugs* Its the 49ners against the Chiefs. I don't like either of them, but It's the last game of the season so I'm rooting for the 49ers due to past biases

Soap: Why all the ads

Oswald: Its to give me a pee and cry break

Soap: Cry break-? I thought ye said you didnt care for the 49ners?

Oswald: *With visible tears in her eyes after seeing the Chiefs win* I dont!