What The Fuck Are My Dreams???

I'm seriously considering bringing a gender reveal cake to this year's family Christmas party. No one will know who it's for or why it's there and everyone'll be going around trying to figure out who pregnant.

We finally cut open the cake and when they start celebrating the gender and asking who's the new mum, I yell out something vague about the cake and it's colour and something to do with me but not too vague. Everyone will be confused and slowly they'll piece together that the cakes not revealing a baby's gender but my gender.

And that's how I come out as trans to my entire extended family and ruin Christmas!

ITS AT MY POST OFFICE! IM HEADING THERE NOW!

Currently convincing my mum to let me buy The Book of Bill and Journal 3! Let's see if the past few weeks of persuasive speech in English will pay off!

Relax ladies...

There's enough .e for all of you 😉

I'm actually so happy these got here a few days early. The arrived yesterday but I was at my partners last night so I couldn't pick them up until today although now that I have them I will be spending the next week or so ignoring everyone to read these!

Currently convincing my mum to let me buy The Book of Bill and Journal 3! Let's see if the past few weeks of persuasive speech in English will pay off!

Pyramid Steve is officially my favourite character. Fight me Bill.

I drew this last night (I think-) I'm gonna be fully honest, I don't remember drawing this too well and I wouldn've probably forgotten about it if I wasn't emailing myself another thing I'm posting later (I have a really old Ipad so I have to email myself everything to post it)This was the email I opened too...

Glad to see I still have a sence of humour whilst tired??? And he may not be my best work (I definitely have much better Pyramid Steve fanart on my Ipad) but I still love him either way.

Hello Tumblr! As me and my friends are total freaks of nature we have began doing monthly (considering weekly) Poorly Written Fanfic Night™️. These nights mostly contain smut fics from Wattpad and since we are running low, I request you donate your favourite (or least favourite) poorly written (or well written but really stupid/stupidly funny or even cursed ship) fanfics. They don't require smut but bonus points if they do. We want the shittiest fics you got!

Thank you kindly,

Some random dude who has nothing better to do with his life

My first proper attempt at a human... how'd I do? Criticism is appreciated (just be nice please and ignore the shitty hand- I gave up on that thing multiple times...)

I'm attempting to draw a small comic strip and this is so far what I've got (removed text to not spoil anything and filled the empty space with his name). I just wanted to hear some advice before continuing and if I get none and this is shit oh well, I'm learning! I also never changed the mouth from the sketch and I'm only now releasing after I posted this...

Oh my God the hand is so fucking ugly...

Guess what my new favourite thing is…

I haven’t posted in a hot second so you can enjoy this shitty sketch that I mostly started o practice hands and then drew Pure Vanilla with Shadow Milk reading for his souljam.

Gravity Falls fandom's got me listening to musical sound tracks on repeat again-

Why is my Tumblr feed Pinterest gives me better then my actual Tumblr feed 😭

MAKE THE DATING SIM AND MY LIFE IS YOURS

Damn, wasn't expecting anon's life for making a simple game...

Hmm? What should I do with your life? I KNOW!

I'll make you take a 5 minute break and have some water or something- Technically your life ain't mine (yet-) but you should do this anyway because its good for you (I think...)