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Qinghua cuddles solve EVERYTHING.

Cucumber wife <3

I wrote a flash fic of the proposal if anyone is interested it’s extremely dumb. (Also yes he tried to quote LBH in his vows and Shen yuan nearly went off on him for it but then saw he was crying and also broke down from how happy she was)

The moshenshang agenda is real.

I finally did a blank draw the squad template based on this The Amazing Digital Circus screenshot. Enjoy! If you wanna draw the squad like this, go right ahead! Just make sure to credit me though.

MBJ: …

MBJ, to SQQ: We marry in autumn.

SQQ: Who- what- ME???

MBJ: If my Qinghua is not objecting.

SQH, smirking: No objections here my king! MBJ: Good. You will both be excellent wives.

SQH: Yay!

SQQ: WHAT THE KENTUCKY FRIED FUCK IS GOING ON-

Shang Qinghua fell first, Mobei Jun fell harder, Shen Qingqiu quite literally fell from a tree and landed on top of them and he’s kinda just stuck around since

— the MoShenShang gospel or smth idk I’m not a historian

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Shen Yuan who accidentally becomes Shang Qinghua's roommate after inviting him over so many times that he already has his toothbrush there.

His whole family thinks they are a couple.

His sis thinks that they are even in very advanced steps of their relationship, like, already engaged or something because of their level of intimacy and closeness.

His brothers think that Shang Qinghua is a vermin who takes advantage of their little Yuan-er's money, until they come across Shang Qinghua grocery shopping and notice all the care he takes in choosing products that won't harm Shen Yuan despite his own comments about love those spicy instant noodles so much (noodles that he don't add to his shopping cart. Everything there is healthy, nutritious and free of agrochemicals).

Eventually, his parents accept Shang Qinghua as well. Sometimes they start calling him "son" and so. As long as Shen Yuan is happy...

Shen Yuan doesn't understand why his family is so weird. He, in love with that pathetic author? What's wrong with them? They live together so that idiot doesn't have to pay rent and prostitute his novel!! Let him write a happy ending without the demands of a jerk-off audience for Luo Binghe!!!

Eventually, PIDW's comments also start to believe for some reason that Airplane and Peerless Cucumber have become boyfriends. Shen Yuan is resigned. Fuck you all.

okay but i very much doubt shang qinghua will ever come to terms with having one bf who has tits bigger than his entire upper body and one bf whose waist is so petite he can circle it with his hands.

shang qinghua, after writing two extremely objectifiable men and marrying both: i’m a fucking genius shen qingqiu: is that all i am to you?? some horny fantasy?? shang qinghua: YOU READ THE WEBNOVEL YOU KNOW THE ANSWER TO THAT.

TFW you wake up in an alternate reality where you lived, and are for some reason spooning the homie in your shared apartment with your pet cat and matching engagement rings…

(Au explanation to those confused)

Moshenshang cannot use pet names. Like, not as in they don’t want to, as in they are incapable of it. Mobei-jun doesn’t understand the concept that pet names are supposed to be endearing and not just random words, so sometimes SQQ or SQH get hit with the “yes, chair?” and are left in utter confusion. Meanwhile if cumplane call each other anything other than “bro” one of them will go into shock and need medical treatment, and Mu Qingfang ain’t paid enough for that.